Disclaimer: own nothing but a cold and the blanket I'm wrapped in. ):
Wrote this a bit ago because i was REALLY cold at the time xD and I wanted something all dialogue. Plus cold toes. Blah, whatever.
Sirius x Remus basically.
Cold Toes
"Quit moving."
"Sorry."
"…Do you ever stop twitching?"
"Sorry, Moony. But this doesn't feel like my bed, so I can't get comfortable."
"You're the one who wanted to sleep in mine for a change, so either get used to it or just go back to yours."
"But it's cold! I promise I'll stop."
"Okay. Goodnight."
"Sirius!"
"What?"
"You said you'd stop moving!"
"That was like, what, an hour ago?"
"Actually it was five minutes ago. You're making my mattress squeak, and you keep elbowing me."
"Oh, that's you? I thought it was just your nightstand."
"Yeah, it was my nightstand, situated right where my face is."
"Sorry, Remus."
"Hnnugh. This is going to be a long night."
"Uggh. What in Merlin's name do you want now? I was just dozing off."
"My pillow is really floppy."
"So?"
"I… like my pillows fluffy, not floppy."
"So what do you want me to do?"
"Can we…?"
"What? Don't look at me like that-"
"How can you see me? It's dark!"
"You'd be amazed at how the symptoms of lycanthropy have improved my sense of vision. I'll prove it to you, a couple nights ago, I saw you putting cockroaches into James's underwear drawer. At three in the morning."
"…Damn. You saw that?"
"I told you."
"Well. Can we still trade pillows? Please?"
"Ack. Fine. Here. Now sleep."
"Bloody hell!"
"Oh, now who's the one doing all the waking-up, huh, Mr. Moony?"
"It's not my fault- Sirius, your feet are FREEZING. It's like you have ice cubes for toes!"
"But- they're always cold at night. Aren't everyone's?"
"Just because your feet are always cold, doesn't mean everyone's are. Mine aren't."
"They're not?"
"No. Feel them."
"Holy shit. Remus, you are officially the only person I know who has warm feet at night."
"Didn't I just tell you-"
"I know, I know, but you're the only one I've ever felt the feet of."
"Oh. Well, I'm honored then. Now shut up, I want to sleep."
"And might I remind you that you were the one who woke me up this time around?"
"Shh!"
"Sirius, you're still moving. I've only slept for a total of maybe five minutes this entire night. If you're still uncomfortable, get back in your own bed!"
"You can't banish me from your bed!"
"Actually, I can."
"It's the way you're sleeping, Moony."
"What's wrong with the way I sleep?"
"Well, you're sort of curled up so it feels like I'm about fall off. And second, your ass is where my hip is so it feels funny."
"My ass does not feel funny."
"Well, you're not the one feeling it!"
"Then what-"
"Just turn around and face me instead, and stretch your legs. Then we both have more room."
"Like this?"
"Yeah. Okay, now that feels better. Now this time, don't you move, Remus, or I'll get uncomfortable again. And you don't want me waking up you up over and over the next few hours, do you?"
"Not really."
"Hehe, I can feel you breathing on my nose."
"And I can smell your breath."
"What does it smell like?"
"Mint."
"Really? I haven't eaten any mints since like, last month."
"Don't you use tooth paste?"
"Umm…"
"Sirius, don't you dare tell me you don't usetooth paste or I'll-"
"I'm kidding, I'm kidding! I do."
"So I have to sleep all night like this, with my nose a centimeter away from yours?"
"Yep."
"And when I wake up, you're face is going to be right in mine?"
"Yep."
"Okay. Well, better than knowing you don't use toothpaste."
"I said I do! No more about this tooth paste business or I'll sick my cold toes on you again."
"Very funny, Paddy. Sleep now or I'll permanently fuse your bare feet to real blocks of ice."
"…Heh. Good night to you too, Moon-moons."