Ok, so I have this horrible habit of having all of my OC's talk to each other, constantly. I figured you might benefit from my insanity. It will at least be funny. I've seen a bunch of these advice column fanfics, and I thought I'd try it with my own twist. If I'm breaking any rules I don't know about them, please tell me!
Disclaimer: Um, I don't own the shows that spawned the ideas of these characters. Here's a list: Teen Titans; X-Men: The Movie; Ouran High School Host Club; Avatar: The Last Airbender; and Naruto.
"Hello all and welcome to the first session of the OC advice panel. For those of you who don't understand the concept, this is where my OC's will answer any question, large or small, to the best of their abilities. Let's meet our panel!" ThymeWaster gestured across the room to a long table where five girls sat and stared blankly at her.
Pointing to the first girl on the far left, ThymeWaster began her introductions. "First we have Thyme! She lives in Jump City, is dating Beast Boy and her young son is what? Two now? Why don't you tell us a little about yourself?"
Thyme nodded and waved, her short blonde curls bouncing slightly. "I'm eighteen, my powers are control of time and nature, and my son is Logan. I'm a very motherly type and I like to garden." Unlike the other four panelists, Thyme had been prepared for the sudden movement into a new fanfiction.
ThymeWaster gestured to the next member and grinned wickedly. "Next we have Eternity! Currently residing in Xavier's mansion, waiting impatiently for me to finish her story. Eternity, tell us a little about yourself."
Eternity glared. She leaned her head into her hands and fiddled with her chocolate hair. "I'm Wolverine's daughter. I'm a third generation mutant, with all the powers of my parents and my grandparents. I can teleport, change the molecular structure of almost anything, transform into animals (though I don't do it that often) heal, and I have claws, and I wear these…" She flicked the purple sunglasses she was wearing. "To keep from looking people in the eyes, because when I do I see their past, present and future."
"That's awful!" Thyme cooed at her. "I'm so sorry, I wish I could help."
"Eh. No big." Eternity shrugged it off. "What's worse is getting stuck in a never ending fanfiction!" She glared daggers at ThymeWaster.
The reluctant host cleared her throat. "Ahem. Moving on. Our next panelist is fairly new to the gang. In fact, poor Kisa is so new that her story isn't even written down yet. Kisa, introduce yourself."
Kisa was a pale, raven haired beauty. She looked as if she was the enemy of everyone else in the room. "I'm Kisa Hitachin. No, I'm not a long lost sister, I'm Hikaru's fiancé. Deal with it. I'm from Ouran High School Host Club and I think those idiot twins are society's curse. But I have to marry him to save my mother and become heir to the fashion design company, my dream."
Eternity turned to her and gave a genuine smile. "I like you." She stated simply.
Kisa grinned sarcastically at her. "I don't like you."
ThymeWaster giggled. "I knew putting those two next to each other would be fun. Next we have someone you all know but not well. Princess Amikara of the Fire Nation! Ami is betrothed to Prince Zuko, but at the age of seventeen she is on the run from the Fire Nation, just like her lost friend. Ami, please?"
Ami looked around and felt extremely confused. Trying to remember everything she learned from three years of political training, she began introducing herself. "Um, I'm a waterbender?" She spoke hesitantly.
"What in the world is that?!" Eternity leaned over Kisa and asked.
"I can control water, and turn it into ice." Ami explained quickly.
"That sounds great!" Thyme said sweetly from her end of the table.
"Great, now that the four of you know each other, meet Natsko. She's a girl from the Hidden Leaf Village, married to Kakashi!" ThymeWaster introduced the last member of the panel and glared evilly at her.
Natsko smiled shyly and looked down at the table, playing with her braid of light brown hair. "I'm Natsko, I'm twenty, and I think I'm the oldest member here. I'm blind, but I can see people's chakra, it looks like an outline."
"You poor thing!" Thyme exclaimed from the far end.
"Not really, I was born blind, so I've never known anything else." She smiled at Thyme, recognizing where the voice came from.
ThymeWaster cut the mics of all the panelists and continued. "There you have it, the five panelists. They are ready and eager to answer any question on any subject (Please keep it PG to PG-13.) You can write a question in a review or PM me! Watch out though, your question is fair game to ALL panelists. I have no control over what they are going to do with it." At this she glared towards Eternity and Kisa, who smiled innocently back at her.
"I will try to post once a week with answers to as many questions as the panelists can handle. Check back on Sundays for a new installment of the OC Advice Panel!" The lights in the room faded and the chapter ended.