Denying Everything
A parody to the wonderful song Defying Gravity. Idina is my girl yo! I AM ELPHABA!!!!!
Now to the song.
Elphaba was sleeping while Glinda figured out that our little Elphie is a spy (shock, disbelief, how do this be?). Elphaba has, obviously, now woken up.
G:
Why couldn't you have been a doctor for once, instead of being a spy!
I hope you're happy!
I hope you're happy now!
I hope you're happy how you've hurt the country forever!
I hope you think you're clever!
E:
I hope you're happy!
I hope you're happy too!
I hope you're proud how you couldn't give back my mask!
Helped my country last!
E and G:
So though I really can't imagine how
I hope you're happy now!
G:
Elphie-just listen to me.
Just say you're sorry!
You can still be with the Feds
What you've worked and waited for
You can have all you ever wanted
E:
I know
But I don't want it-no!
I'd rather work for the other side
Something has changed within me
Something is not the same
I'm through with playing by the rules of this domain
Not too late for second guessing
Try to go back to sleep
You have blown my cover
And now I've got to leave!
I will always have to deny everything!
I can and will deny everything!
And you can't make me talk…
G:
Can't I make you understand, you're wanted by seven governments…?
E:
I'm through accepting laws
'Cuz someone says they're so
Some rules I cannot change
But until I revolt, I'll never know
Too long I've been afraid of
Loosing taxes I guess I've lost
Well, if that's taxes
It comes at far too high a cost
I'll always be denying everything
Understand I will deny everything
And you can't make me talk…
Glinda—come with me. Think of what we could spy on…together
Unlimited
Together we're unlimited
Together we'll be the best spies
There's ever been
Glinda-
We could be the best
G:
Above all the rest….
E & G:
There's nothing we cannot bug
Just you and I
Denying everything
With you and I
Denying everything
E:
They'll never make us talk…
Well? Are you coming?
G
I hope you're happy
Now that you're choosing this…
E:
You too—I hope it brings you bliss
E & G:
I hope you're won't be filled with lead
Listed as MIA or dead
I hope you're happy and don't lie
I hope you're happy, my spy.
E:
So if you care to question
Look to the cold black sky
As someone told me lately
"Everyone could possibly be a spy"
And if I'm spying solo
At least I'm spying free
To those who'd kill me
Take this message back from me
Tell them how I'd deny everything
I'm being a spy
Denying everything
And soon I'll watch them like a hawk
And nobody in all of OZ
No wizard that there is or was
Is ever gonna make me talk!
G:
I hope you're happy
Citizens:
Look at her, she's foreign!
Get her !
E:
Make me talk!
C:
No one mourns a spy
So we've got to make her…
E:
Ahhhhh!
Citizens:
Talk!