Hi! I decided to write this after I started replaying KH2 and I realized that Seifer and Roxas would make an adorable pairing if they got together. But what really made it work was the last scene with Seifer suggesting they should be friends. XP Then I realized that I couldn't play the game because I was thinking about it to much. So I got online and looked at all the SeiferxRoxas... and was disappointed. TT So I was like I'm soooooo going to write it. So... umm. Marry Christmas. Maybe now people will write more. X3

Disclaimer: I OWN IT!!

Not. I wish. XP

Warning: RoxasxSeifer SeiferxRoxas Whatever. Some swearing. XP I always hate when people never tell you the pairing.


Roxas:Sooo. Uh. What are we doing here?

Axel:We shall have smex!!

Kittryn:NO!! This shall be a Seifer and Roxas! Sorry Axel... but... you know. Me and you could always... (cough)

Axel: Oo

Roxas:... Well shit...

Axel: (goes to find Sora)


Chapter 1

Destiny?


The sun was falling behind the horizon casting its last rays over the tall hill called Sunset Hill. Roxas and his friends just arrived at the top of the hill and where peering over the barrier.

"If the rumors are true, it'll be here any minute... For they say the train is empty. No driver, no conductor, no passengers... NO RETURN." Pence says eerily trying to at least creep out his friends. Hayner turns unaffected by his friends antics and drops to the ground to wait.

"We've gotta make it to the beach next year." Olette says after a while, breaking the tired silence of the group who where now all on the ground.

"Yeah. We better get jobs the second vacation starts." Hayner replies lazily as Roxas continues staring at the tracks feeling guilty for losing the money meant for the trip. Although he was pick pocketed, he reminded himself, by that strange guy in black. 'Why had no one else seen him,' he asked himself silently.

"Good afternoon, Slackers." Someone cuts in sarcastically, breaking into the keyblader's thoughts. Roxas propped himself on his elbows only to see Seifer standing just behind the group with his trademark smirk. "What are you doing out here?" The tall blond asked casually.

"What do you care?" Hayner retorts gesturing towards Seifer with a small jerk of his head.

"I don't." The blond replies, "Tell me anyway."

"We're waiting for the ghost train." Pence informs him, deciding to answer with the truth before Hayner could start a fight.

"Waiting for the ghost train." Seifer mimics mockingly before laughing at their stupidity and waste of time. Roxas scowls before jumping to his feet to defend his friends and just because the guy pisses him off. The taller blond glared at the shorter one while keeping his hand on his hips, completely ignoring Roxas' threatening stance.

"Why does looking at you always tick me off?" Seifer asks after a few seconds of staring into the others deep blue eyes, gesturing with a swift jerk of his head.

"I dunno." Roxas says before giving it a little more thought, "Maybe it's destiny." Seifer felt a few bubbles of anger at the last word. He closed his eyes for a second looking down at the ground.

"Destiny..." Seifer spat out while returning his gaze to blue eyes. "Hm. In that case lefts be friends." He said before slowly turning to face the setting sun. "I don't feel like cooperating with destiny."

"When have you ever cooperated with anything?" Roxas retorts feeling a little confused at the others sudden offer to be friends. Was that supposed to be some kind of truce or just a joke, he asked himself. Seifer turns to face the other teen before opening his mouth to say what was on his mind before deciding against it and letting out a small laugh while turning to leave. He walked a few steps before suddenly stopping in his tracks. He stood for a few seconds before turning back to the blond again.

"Or better yet..." He smirked while placing a hand on his hip. "You and I could become lovers. That would really piss destiny off." He said arrogantly while gestured between Roxas before placing a spread out palm on his heart. Then he laughed and turned back around to continue down the slope. Roxas stood shocked at the others suggestion, or what could be a suggestion. Seifer lifted a hand to wave as he walked away. "See you around... Lover." Roxas's friends also had looks of confusion and shock as the tall teen walked away laughing. Hayner was the first to snap out of it and turned to his shocked and slightly disturbed blond friend.

"So Roxas. I didn't know you where Seifer's lover!" He said jokingly as Seifer's laughter died away. Roxas turned to face his best friend with wide eyes before scowling. He bent his knees getting ready to jump his friend when something caught his attention out of the corner of his eye.

"Ah! Look!" He said running over to the railing. He leaned over as the mysterious train came moving down the track. The rest of his friends turned to look as well. Roxas watched as the train grew closer and peered into the windows searching for signs of life while his friends exchanged worried glances.

"Its really true." Roxas said in awe as the train passed beneath them. He turned back towards his friends as the train disappeared. "And there's really no one aboard!" He said excitedly while looking between his friends faces. "What's the catch? There's gotta be a catch, right?" He asked suspiciously as his friends exchanged confused glances between each other. "Then its real?" He asked confused before realizing they could still catch the train. "Lets go the station." He decided before running past his friends not even waiting to see if they follow. He raced through the town and up the steps to the station only to stop in front of the ghost train.

"Lets go in!" Roxas said moving forward only to have someone grab his wrist and forcefully pull him back. "What?!" The blond asked confused at his best friend's concerned look.

"Um... you'll get hurt." Hayner said reluctantly before looking back towards the empty train track.

"Huh?" Roxas let out when he looked back at the empty tracks. The announcement of the next train brought the keyblade wielder out of his confused stupor. He looked down the tracks to see the next train slowing before coming to a stop in the station. 'What? How? It was right there.' He thought as the train came to a complete stop in front of him. There was the sound of steam being released as the door to the train slid open and the passengers climbed out.

"C'mon." Pence said watching as his friend stared at the floor silently.

"A train came from the beach." Roxas vocalized before turning to his friends for answers. "There was no driver, right?"

"Let's go..." Hayner asserted shaking his head a little.

"Right!?" He pressed turning to Olette for support. The girl moved back a little startled at the other sudden outburst, before shaking her head in declination. Hayner let out an angry breath before forcing Roxas into the train compartment.

(Purrs)


Roxas lay in his bed that night staring at the ceiling. He didn't understand why no one else could see it. Were they starting to doubt his sanity? The looks they had given him made him uneasy. Not only is he starting to see things, Ah! That reminded him of the man. They couldn't see him either. Roxas wondered if they thought he had stolen the money. It had just disappeared. He groaned and rolled onto his side facing the window. Then all those weird things popped up while searching the seven wonders. The group had told him that they would check out the last wonder tomorrow with Seifer. Seifer. That reminded him of his little comment. It wasn't like Seifer was predictable or anything, but that one really threw him off.

"Weird blond." He whispered to himself while throwing his arm over his eyes to block out the moon's rays as he fell into a light sleep. The dreams of the boy named Sora once again plagued him as he slept. Flashes of what had once been. Sun cut through his room causing him to stir from his light sleep. He sat up in bed causing the tangled sheet to pool around his midriff. "Sora." He murmured placing a hand on his throbbing forehead and groaning. "Stupid dreams." The Keyblader complained swinging his legs over the side of the bed. It was strange though. The dreams seemed to be slower now. Not as fast or as flickery. He sighed as he throw on some clothes and grabbed his struggle bat before heading down the stairs and into the kitchen. His parents where gone as usual. The blond shuffled over to the fridge and pulled out a carton full of white milk. He continued moving about the kitchen until he had himself a bowl, spoon and a box of Micky-O's. He quickly finished a large bowl of the chocolate covered corn circles before running out the door. He ran through the back allies to reach the groups usual spot. He groaned as he turned the corner to the meeting place. His head felt like it was being torn apart then poorly placed back together. He entered the little area to find it devoid of his friends.

"What?" He said looking around the area hopelessly for his friends. "Thats weird there always here before me." He thought before walking back out of the area. He took the first left turn and walked past one of the shops.

"Roxas!" The woman behind the shop counter called waving him over.

"Hey." Roxas said walking up to the woman. "Hows the shop been?"

"Great. I'm surprised though, I never thought I'd see you awake this early." She said leaning over the counter to get a closer look at him.

"This early? What time is it?" The blond teen asked looking around for a clock.

"You don't even know what time it is? Haha. Your silly. Its... about seven." She said glancing at the clock flashing on the cash registers interface.

"Seven?!" He loudly blurted out with a shocked expression. "Wow." He breathed calming down a bit before gently shaking his head. "No wonder no ones at the meeting place." He replied to the women while rubbing the back of his head and smiling.

"Yeah. Hmhm. Well you better run along. If Mina finds out I was sitting here chatting she'd freak, even if its early in the morning." She said leaning against the counter before looking left and right to check for the other lady.

"Don't want to get you in trouble then." Roxas remarked before waving goodbye over his shoulder as he ran off.

"Bye Roxas!" The lady called after him as he disappeared into a new section. The blond hopped on the skateboard and pushed off. He swerved left and right dodging buildings and a few people. He did a loop around the area before stopping outside the candy shop.

'Hmm... Do I have enough Munny for candy?' He asked himself silently as he looked over the menu. "Mmm. Chocolate sounds really good." He whispered to himself while he searched through his pockets and pulled out a handful of munny. He smiled to himself when he finished counting. Enough for a candy bar. He could hear the old women rustling around in the back, so he decided to wait until she came out. He placed his elbow on the counter and rested his head on his hand. Fifteen minutes later the old lady came bustling into view.

"Oh. Hello Roxas. I never thought I would see you at this time of day, especially during the summer." She said smiling at him. He just grinned and tried to look innocent. "So what can I do for my favorite costumer?" she asked petting her cat that was sleeping on the counter.

"Well could I buy a caramel chocolate candy bar?" Roxas asked politely placing forty munnies on the table.

"Of course." She said turning around and opening one of the many drawers lining the wall pulling out a wrapped rectangle. She handed him the candy and took the munny off the counter and started counting it.

"Thanks!" Roxas said tearing part of the wrapping of to reveal the brown sweet.

"Here you go." The lady said handing back ten munnies.

"What? But-"

"Oh think of it as payment for getting my precious photo back." She said smiling and petting her kitty cat.

"Uh... Thanks!" Roxas said grinning at her before pushing off the ground and rolling away. He waved back at her until she disappeared out of sight. He sped up heading towards the sandlot. He broke a piece of the candy bar off and are it as he passed through the ally. The sandlot came into sight a few seconds later. He was surprised to find Seifer and his gang already lounging around on the benches. Fuu was leaning against a bench that Rai was sitting on. They where talking quietly. From where Roxas was he could still tell that Fuu was using one word answers. Seifer meanwhile was laying on the one next to theirs with his arm thrown over his eyes. 'I have two options.' Roxas said to himself, 'One, I got to the usual place or two, I could mess with Seifer.' The blond placed his candy in his pocket before he pushed off again and sped towards the group. The skateboard echoed loudly around the lot as it scraped on the ground. Rai and Fuu turned their attention towards the sound while Seifer peaked through his arm. Roxas came to a stop in front of then and smiled.

"Hey." He said waving awkwardly at the trio.

"What are you doing up at this time. Damn... and I thought I could have some peace around here for once." Seifer said covering his eyes again while Rai and Fuu went back to their small conversation.

"I don't know." Roxas replied shrugging while stepping on the back of the board causing it to stick up into the air.

"Don't know what, loser?" The taller blond asked removing his arm from his eyes to glare at the key wielder.

"Why I'm up this early. But I could ask the same of you." Roxas replied gesturing toward the other teen.

"Me? Why am I up this early?" He asked placing a hand on his chest. "Heh, I don't think thats any of your business, kitten." He answered while gesturing toward the smaller blond.

"Kitten?!" Roxas shouted taking on a defensive stance causing the other teen to laugh while skateboard clattered to the ground noisily. He glared as Seifer placed his arm back over his eyes aiming to ignore the "kitten." "No way are you getting away with calling me kitten!" The keyblader challenged drawing out his struggle bat and pointing it at the other male. Seifer peaked through his arm again only to smirk when he caught sight of the bat.

"You want a fight? I'm all for it." He said sitting up and throwing his legs over the side of the bench to stand. He stood and drew out a struggle bat as well. "Ready to play wittle kitten?" He mocked while pointing the bat at Roxas mirroring the other teen. Instead of replying Roxas launched forward bringing his bat in a sideways slash from left to right only to be blocked by Seifer loosening his grip and allowing the bat to point towards the ground before gripping it again to meet Roxas's blow. Roxas jumped back keeping his bat in front of him for protection while he put space between himself and Seifer. The taller blond readjusted his grip on the bat before pursuing the keyblade wielder. He brought the bat behind his left shoulder before making a diagonal slash at Roxas. The shorter blond brought his bat to par the others knocking Seifer's bat backwards. Roxas twisted his body in a clockwise circle to charge up momentum in the swinging bat before making contact with Seifer's side causing the blond to stagger sideways with one hand clutching his bruised side. "Damn. You'll pay for that." He scowled before launching himself towards the other male. Roxas brought his bat up to par only to have Seifer jump into the air at the last second coming down on his with all his weight. Roxas was pushed to his knees as Seifer barred down on him. The taller male brought his bat to the left to strike the smaller male in the side of the head. Roxas took the moment to swipe Seifer's feet out from under him causing the blond to fall to the ground with a large thud. Roxas jumped to his feet only to be forced backwards seconds later as Seifer sat up swiftly with a well aimed thrust of his bat that barely missed the smaller males stomach.

"Che." Roxas let out as he landed a few feet away from the out stretched blue bat. He instantly ran forward beside the bat to land a diagonal slash at Seifer's head only to have him roll forward as the blue bat skimmed his head. Seifer jumped to his feet as Roxas took an offensive position. They stood across from each other for a few seconds before both launched themselves at the opposing male. There was a loud thud as the bats came into contact in the classic cross fashion. "You just got a luck hit." Seifer smirked applying more pressure to the bat causing the other blond to move back a few meters. Roxas glared at the comment before adding more strength moving back the few meters he let up. They glared at each other while adding to the pressure between the bats.

"Roxas!" A voice called from the sidelines causing the blond's concentration to slip allowing Seifer the perfect opportunity. "Ha!" Seifer shouted shoving the other male backwards causing Roxas to fall onto his back with a loud thump. He groaned as he connected with the ground all the air being knocked out of him before he could suck it all back in. Seconds later Seifer stepped on the younger teen's chest with a black boot while applying a little pressure. "To easily distracted." He smirked leaning down towards the keyblader. "Huh? Kitten." He whispered mockingly laughing while he removed his boot from the others chest to stand beside him. The smaller blond propped himself up on his elbows to glare at Seifer's laughing figure. "Here." The taller male said offering Roxas a pale hand. The keyblader glared cautiously at the out stretched hand for several seconds before finally accepting it. Seifer tugged the smaller male up with a swift jerk causing Roxas to stumble a little to regain his balance. Deep blue eyes met forest green as Roxas tried to figure out the other teens thought process.

"Roxas!" His name was called again causing him to turn towards the sound of approaching footsteps.

"Hayner, Hi!" Roxas said as his best friend came up in front of him.

"Hey man. Sorry... What are you doing up so early. Your normally not awake until, like, ten." Hayner said watching Roxas dust off his clothing.

"Yeah. I couldn't sleep last night. Stupid dreams and all." The blond said shrugging after he finished dusting his pants.

"I thought you said you didn't know." Seifer said mockingly while placing his hands on his hips.

"what was it... oh yeah, I don't think that's any of your business... fairy." Roxas shot back with a smirk.

"You want to get pounded?" Seifer scowled grabbing the front of Roxas' shirt. The key wielder remained impassive as his face was brought inches from the Seifer's.

"Che! Your not worth my time." He said letting the other teen drop to the ground before walking back to the benches. "So we doing this whole haunted mansion thing today or not?" He asked stopping in his foot steps to turn towards Hayner.

"Umm. Yeah. We just have to wait for Olette and Pence." Hayner replied from his place beside Roxas.

"Yeah? Oh yay. We get to wait for pipsqueak and palm tree. My favorite." Seifer said sarcastically as he plopped down onto a bench. Hayner glared at him for a few more seconds before turning to Roxas.

"So did you guys start on writing the project last night?" Roxas asked since he had decided that he should go home and get his rest if he was "seeing things".

"Yeah. We got most of it done. We just have to check out the last one." Hayner said before gesturing toward the usual place. "We should go and wait for them, though."

"Yeah." Roxas agreed watching Hayner start towards the ally way. He started after him only to be stopped as a voice called from behind him.

"And where do you think your going?" Seifer asked from his reclined position on the bench.

"We're going to wait for Pence and Olette at our usual place." Roxas replied before turning back towards the disappearing figure of Hayner.

"Don't take to long! I hate waiting!" Seifer called after Roxas' retreating back.

They entered the usual place while Hayner sat in his spot and Roxas collapsed on the couch.

"So what was all that about?" Hayner asked gesturing towards the sandlot with his head.

"Nothing really just the usual things." Roxas said closing his eyes hoping for a small nap while they waited for the others.

"Usual things? Like what?" His best friend asked tilting his head to the side.

"He just called me a kitten. I wasn't going to take that. I'mna fluffy..." Roxas mumbled already half asleep.

"Since when does he call you kitten?" The other blond asked the sleeping teen.

"Donno." The key wielder mumbled softly before he was lost in sleep.

(Meow)


Olette arrive half an hour later to the sight of Roxas crashed out on the couch and Hayner slumped gloomily in a corner.

"Hi." She whispered as she took a seat next to him.

"Hey." He whispered back shifting his gaze from the comic book Olette failed to notice before.

"What happened?" She asked quietly while glancing at the page he was reading.

"My favorite character died." He pouted while glaring at the page below him.

"Really? Do you think the author will bring them back some how?" Olette asked hopefully, trying to cheer her friend up.

"Nah. I don't think so." He said frowning some more before turning his attention to her. "Where's Pence at?" He asked while tilting his head.

"Not sure. I didn't see him on the way down here. I'm surprised hes the one we're waiting on." She said turning her attention to the sleeping key wielder drooling on the couch.

"Yeah. He was up before I was. Found him fighting with Seifer." He put in following her gaze to Roxas.

"Fighting with Seifer? This early? What happened?" Olette asked turning her attention back to the awake male.

"Apparently Seifer called him a "Kitten". Not sure what thats all about. I was surprised when he helped Roxas up though." Hayner said keeping his eyes on the sleeping form.

"Seifer helped Roxas up? Does that mean Roxas lost?" She questioned worriedly hopping that Roxas didn't get himself into one of those stupid bets.

"Well I guess Roxas lost. But it was my fault. I distracted him." Hayner murmured moodily while dropping his head in guilt.

"Aw. Its okay. Kitten though. Hey, do you really think Seifer meant what he said yesterday?" She asked looking in the direction of the sandlot almost like she could imagine seeing him.

"What? That he and Roxas should be lovers?! No! Thats just weird." He freaked out only to realize he was being loud and lower his voice at the last part. Olette giggled and shook her head.

"Thats not what I'm talking about. I meant the whole friend thing."

"Oh that. Yeah. I guess so. I mean, even friends fight right and he did help him up. So... maybe." He said shrugging his shoulders.

There was a loud rustle of fabric as someone pushed their way though the make-shift door.

"Alright are you ready yet, I don't have all day!" Seifer complained placing a hand on his hips and taking in his surroundings. His eyes landed on the group sitting in the corner then on the sleeping teen on the couch. He smirked as he notice his loud outburst didn't awaken the slumbering blond. "Well? Who are we waiting for now?" He asked the group while walking more into the room and leaning against the far wall.

"Hey! You cant come in here. This is our place!" Hayner shouted while jumping to his feet and taking on an fighting position. Seifer just smirked at the other blond before turning his attention to the girl.

"Well." He said impatiently tapping his foot.

"Oh! Umm... We're waiting for Pence." She said glancing at Rai and Fuu who where standing in the entrance.

"Right. Well you should go get him 'cause I'm tired of waiting." Seifer suggested before leaning his head back against the wall. "I'll wait here until you get back." Hayner and Olette just looked at him and each other. "Go!" He demanded with gestures of dismissal when he realized they hadn't moved.

"Touch anything and you die." Hayner threatened as he and Olette walked out of the door between the other two. Seifer just smirked and leaned back against the wall. He waited there with his eyes closed for a few minutes before he got bored and looked around. Rai and Fuu seemed to have left or where sitting outside. 'Dart board, boring.' His eyes landed on the sleeping blond who was sprawled out on his back with his hands above his head. Roxas' shirt rode up a bit showing his taunt stomach and little belly button. Seifer unconsciously licked his lips before chuckling. He walked over to the sleeping teen before kneeling down beside the couch. He had never seen Roxas look so peaceful before, it was interesting. He turned his head to study the blond's face. Golden locks cascaded over parts of his face that the hair style allowed. Pale lips parted for the soft intake and exhale of air. The sharp shape of his jawbone over riding the smooth beauty of his cheeks and browns to keep him looking male. Dark eyelashes clashed together to create a black arc as he slept. Seifer smirked again as he noticed Roxas' eyes darting around behind his lids. "Hes dreaming." He whispered to himself before chuckling. He stood back up and put his hands on his hips. "Time to decide what to do to him." He told himself mischievously. It was then that he noticed a little piece of colored paper sticking out of the others far pocket. "Hmm." He hummed before leaning down and carefully pulling the paper out. There was a tearing sound as the paper ripped from the strain of being pulled. Seifer held it up to look at the text on the front that read "Choc..." and "Ch..." The teens eyes lite up as he recognized that it was a candy bar from the candy shop. He smirked before reaching back to retrieve the candy. More ripping of paper sounded as he tore the remaining visible paper out. He frowned down at the now hidden chocolate bar. He slowly tried again while keeping an eye on the blond he reached into his pocket only to have the candy bar at an odd angle that wouldn't allow it to come out from the direction he was pulling it. Seifer frowned and placed a knee on the edge of the couch. Still keeping an eye on the sleeping teen he was now leaning over he used his right hand to steady himself on the back of the couch and his left to retrieve the sweet. He slipped his hand into Roxas's pocket to grab the chocolate. He licked his lips again as he tried to slowly pull the candy from the confines of the pants. He was almost there. He maneuvered the chocolate a little to the left to avoid a fold before finally having it free of the teens pocket. "Yes!" Seifer congratulated himself by taking a bite of the sweet.

"What the?!" Roxas cried as he was suddenly woken up by someone on top of him. He freaked out still half asleep and tried to stand up while in the process knocking Seifer off the couch. Unfortunately for Roxas, Seifer tried to grab on to what ever he could which successfully brought the smaller teen down on top of him. The taller male gasped for precious air that had been knocked out of him while the one on top tried to figure out what the hell was going on. Roxas's head pounded even more then it had before he had fallen asleep. He groaned and placed a hand on his throbbing forehead. Seifer coughed causing Roxas to juggle up and down and his brain to rattle in his head.

"Stop..." He groaned clutching Seifer's shirt with his free hand. "Fuck." He whimpered pressing his head against the hard chest beneath him. Seifer's brows creased in worry as the teen on top of him left out a small whimper of pain.

"Roxas... are you okay?" He asked propping himself up with his elbows. Roxas unconsciously moved his legs to either side of Seifer. He was concentrating on breathing as the bolts of pain shot through his head like the base of an electronic song. Seifer sat up a little more as Roxas gave a gasp of pain. "Roxas?!" He called grabbing the other by the shoulders. "Roxas? Are you okay? Roxas? Roxas?!" He shook said teens shoulders in hopes of a response. "Damn it Roxas?! What the hell is wrong with you?!" Seifer cursed as Roxas continued to be unresponsive. Then suddenly the bolts just stopped. Roxas gasped for air as the pain subsided. "Roxas?" The older male whispered as the other concentrated on regaining his surroundings. "Roxas are you alright?" He asked again moving the blond away from his chest in order to look into the teens deep blue eyes. Roxas's eyes where unfocused and dull while his breaths came in short concession. "Roxas?" Seifer asked again now that they where eye to eye. The dull eyes moved to connect with his but recognition was still out of reach. Roxas was still trying to get his brain to function. "Roxas?" Seifer whispered again this time placing a hand on the side of Roxas's face. Roxas blinked at the contact before slowly realizing where he was.

"Seifer?" He asked his voice slightly horse from the fast breathing. Seifer sighed in exasperation. "Welcome back to the land of the aware, zombie kitten."

"What?" Roxas asked confused before realizing how close their faces where. Then he noticed the hand on his cheek. Then he was hit like a ton of bricks by the fact that he was straddling Seifer. Heat rushed to his cheeks as the thought came and went. There was a rustling behind them as the make-shift door swished to reveal his friends who stood stock still at the sight that greeted them. Which was Roxas flushed and panting in Seifer's lap who had his hand on the other's cheek.


GASPS!! What shall happen now. Ah. I love funny ironic scenes. Reviews are always good. (Nods)