Pure, Absolute Crack. I don't know if anyone has ever done this, but it's been bugging me for a long time.
Short-fic, maybe more later if people like this.
Rated T. I haven't read the manga (yet)
Summary: Well, remember in the anime when Soul burst out of Maka's tummy? This is based on that. Don't kill me!
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"Waah! Waaaahhh!"
"What the hell?" Maka screamed.
"Waaah! Waaaaahhh! W- wait, what the f-" Soul stopped himself before he said the word. As much as he wanted to, he couldn't.
Maka's dad stared in confusion, and in somewhat horror at the seen. Now, he wasn't exactly the brightest man, but he did know that children came out of women. He wasn't exactly sure how that worked either. What he DID know, was that Maka had been training to use the anti-demon wavelength and some awkward things happened as a result.
But still...
"My Maka had a baby!" he cried.
Tsubaki sweat-dropped as Spirit's head exploded, and noted that Soul was stuck halfway out of Maka's stomach.
"Umm..." Soul murmured. "I hope this isn't awkward or anything, but... how am I supposed to use the bathroom, or go to sleep? And... are we supposed to fight like this now? I mean?... I... man, this sucks. Not cool."
Then Black*Star burst into the room, boasting about he was going to surpass God in his usual drunken-like glory.
Everyone ignored him.
Then Black*Star noticed that Soul was halfway out of Maka's stomach.
He stared.
And stared.
He stared some more, until finally:
"Is that a new technique?" he asked, eyes wide. "I want to learn! I must surpass God!" he looked at Tsubaki. "Tsubaki, get in my stomach! We have to do this!"
"Maka Chop!"
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Short, stupid, and mind-rotting. I hope you hate it :)