EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
FLAPJACK
VS
SUPER WHY
BEGIN
[FLAPJACK]
ALRIGHT SUPER WHY I'M GANNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS
WHEN I FINISH THIS BATTLE IT WILL BE YOUR FIRST CLASS
NO ONE LIKE TO WATCH YOUR SHOW IT WAY TO EDUCATIONAL
PEOPLE WANTS ACTION WITH A CAPTAIN AND A WHALE
DID YOU KNOW THAT BOOK IS FOR NERD YOU FAGGOT
YOUR CHANNEL IS PBS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS
KEEP YOUR SHITTY BOOK TO YOUR SELF WHEN YOU SOLVE A MYSTERY
BY ENDING UP IN THE BOOK IT LIKE FAIRY TALELING
[SUPER WHY]
HEY DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY SHOW
I'M THE SUPER READER AND I AM A PRO
YOUR SHOW SUCK IT JUST ABOUT THE SEA
HOW DID YOU FUCKING LIVE AND HOW DID YOU PEE
NO ONE LIKE TO SEE A DUMBASS WHO TALK AND TALK A LOT
WHEN YOU BOTHER CAPTION K'NUCKLES I'LL BE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
BRINGING PEACE WITH YOU YOUR LETTER ARE DOWN
WHEN YOU LIVE FAR AWAY YOU ARE NO WHERE TO BE FOUND
[FLAPJACK]
HEY I MIGHT BE A JERK BUT UNLEAST I'M NOT A BITCH
YOUR SHOW IS BORING IT A PEACE OF SHIT
GO BACK TO PBS WITH ALL OF THE CHARACTER
SAGWA CLIFFORD CASSIE MAYA BROTHER FETCH AND ARTHUR
NOTHING CAN COMPARE WITH MY SAILOR AND GLORE
YOUR FRIENDS ARE CRAP YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING WHORE
TIME TO BLOWN THIS GUY AWAY WITH THE POWER OF THE SWORD
SOON YOU WILL BE BONED BY THE CODENAME KIDS NEXT DOOR
[SUPER WHY]
OH YEAH FLAPJACK YOUR NAME IS SO BAD
YOU ARE SUCH A PANCAKE WHEN IT COME TO THAT
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU JERK
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT YOU ARE SUCH A PERK
GO BACK TO CARTOON NETWORK WITH THE REST OF THE SHOW
GRIM BLOSSOM EDDY BLOO SONIC AND NIGEL UNO
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE YOUR GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL
IT BEEN A GOOD TIME AND IT BEEN SHITTY SWELL
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE