Disclaimer- I am not stephenie meyer, and do not own any of the characters in this story or twilight, new moon or eclipse
Disclaimer- I am not stephenie meyer, and do not own any of the characters in this story or twilight, new moon or eclipse. Or taco bueno.
My first fan fic, be nice!
Edward- Hi Bella!
Bella- why are you always putting me down!
Edward- What?
Bella- your so negative!
Edward- I brought you some flowers.
Bella- I don't want your frickin flowers, I found someone else okay?
Edward- why? WHY?? CREUL WORLD!!
Bella- yeah that's right, I don't need your vampire powers anymore, I have the power of a small investor!
Edward- this sucks! I'm going to kick some werewolf butt!
Alice- hi Edward! Did bella tell you her big news?
Edward, sobbing on floor
Alice- yeah, I knew you weren't right for her so I told her to go onto I don't own that either
Carlisle- Edward, I have some other shocking news for you too, your adopted.
Edward- NOOOOOOO!! Well, you'll all be sorry when I take the form of my alter-ego, Estaban Cortez, and kill all of you!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Doorbell rings
Bella- My date is here!!
Alice- OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
Rosalie- Alice, shut up!! I WANT TO DIE!! Jumps of magic cliff that appears next to her
Emmet- are you okay?
Rosalie- let me die in peace, emmet! GOSH!!
Emmet- okay! Skips off whistling
Alice- Bella! Go answer the door!
Bella answers door
Estaban Cortez- Bella, I am here your ever so masculine boyfiend from e harmony is here!
Bella- YAY!! You look familiar, are you in an add for taco bueno?
Estaban Cortez- yes, every Tuesday and Thursday night is salad bar night at taco bueno. In super fast voice offer does not last through December, while supplies last. Tacos may contain harmful meats such as rat, and cockroach.
Bella- YAY!!
Edward still wearing estaban outfit sits on couch- screw this! I'm going to Italy!
Disappears in a cloud of smoke.
Bella- where did estanban go?
Esme- POTATOE CHIPS!!
Bella- your right esme, emmet will take me!
Emmet- TO TACO BUENO!!
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