Authors note: hey guys it's MissHaileeR and this is my brand new comedy story so Anna's wandering in the woods and guess who comes. DRACULA!
Anna: Ahhhhhhh finally dinner away from those brides
Angry mob: Shhh i heard this beast is so scary you could lose your eyeballs!
Anna:*sneaks up behind them* what are you all doing?
Angry mob: Hahahahahaha look ha-ha it's just a little girl ha-ha alright go find your mom
Anna:*gets in there face and takes out sword* this is the part where you run away!
Angry mob: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Anna: And stay out! Hahaha look who is laughing now
You all should know what's going to happen next=)
Old lady: I swear he can talk
Guy: men take her away I want this lunatic out of my sight
Old Lady: No he talks look *moves mouth and speaks for him*See he talks
While the old lady is struggling out of the men's arms she kicks pixie dust on Dracula and he starts flying
Dracula: look in flying now in a flying talking donkey woohoo!
Peterman: He can fllyyy
Runs out of pixie dust and falls down thump
Dracula: uh-oh RUUUUNNNNNN
Dracula then runs into Anna and they both fall when they get up Anna jumps in front of Dracula with her sword to stop the people coming
People: STOPPPP!Um madam we need to take this donkey to captivity so he can be tested with very painful needles and will be put down
Dracula: don't kill me
Guy: we will not kill you we will just knock you out but you will be in pain when you wake up
Anna: get out of my sight NOW!
As the crowd walks away Anna and Dracula have an interesting talk
Dracula: so were buddies now right?
Anna: No
Dracula: but then why did you save me back there
Anna: Because I did not want noise near my house now be quiet we are here
Dracula stares at Anna's home
Dracula: Who would live in this dump?
Anna: This is my home
Dracula: I mean beautiful home
In the house when they get there
Dracula: Oooo a chair *sits down*
Anna: Hey that's m..
Dracula: And tomorrow in making pancakes
Anna: OUTTT!
Dracula: Fine if that's how you want it*sniffles* I'll just go= (
Anna: Ahh dinner at last *salt shakes then tips over*umm that's strange oh well
Mice: well I don't see the cheese any were
Anna: MICE!
Mice: Umm we are gerbils
The 7 dwarfs push snow white on the table
Anna: Hey no dead people in here*walks outside and sees all the fairytale people* what are you all doing here GET OUT!
One of the three little pigs: Lord Farquad sent us all here
*all the fairy tales get back to talking*
Anna: HEEEYYYY!*all turn around and listen*who knows where and who lord farquad is?
Dracula: Me me I know Oooo pick me me me me
Anna: Anybody else c'mon anyone. Ahh fine Dracula c'mon
Dracula: yesses*starts singing* I can't wait to get on the road again
Anna: STOP SINGING!
Dracula: Do you want me to sing something else?
Anna: Please do so
Dracula: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN EVERYBODY DANCE NOW….
Anna: 0.o o.k. be quiet I will give you a cookie
Dracula: COOKIES!
Two days later…
Anna: Alright we are here
Dracula: WERE HERE AT LONG LAST WE ARE HERE! Where is my cookie
Anna: It was just two days.
Dracula: BUT IT FELT LIKE FOREVERRR.
When they enter lord farquad castle (Carl's castle) they run into something
Dracula: Oooo a button must push
Anna: NOOO
*little people pop up and start singing*Oh welcome oh welcome too lorrrddd faarrrrquuuuad cassssttttttllllleeee ohh weee must tell theeeeee RULLLLEEESSS
*Anna hits their heads and they explode to bits*
Anna: now that's how I like it
Dracula: Aww I really wanted to see them they were soooo cute
Anna: c'mon lets go through those double-doors
When they enter Anna kills all the knights with her sword Carl does this
Carl: Alright corset babe you're fighting is awesome that's why I will give you a quest to go get a princess do you accept?
Anna: What's in it for me?
Carl: I'll give you your home back
Anna: Deal
When they reach the castle they run into…..
Anna: DRAGON!
Dracula: RUUUN!
Dragon: Oooo your cute come her vlaaady-kinz
Dracula: 0.o uh oh
Anna finally finds the tallest room in the tower she meets….
Anna: I must get the princess and get out of here because it smells like crap in here
Anna walks over, moves the curtain and sees..
Anna: VAN HELSING!
Van helsing; hey I was taking a nap, I dreamed I was made of chocolate.
Anna: Well where's the princess
Van Helsing: Oh the cow took her
Anna: Well let's just go
When there leaving
Dracula: Well I ha-have to go n-now
Dragon: No you are never leaving
Dracula then turns into h#*beast and flies away. As he's flying he sees the others and brings them to a cliff
Anna: Well we will have to camp here for the night.
Van helsing: I want to sleep I there *points to an abandoned cottage*
Dracula and Anna: No.
Van helsing: I WANT TO SLEEP IN THERE!
Dracula and Anna: 0.o fine sleep there for all I care
As soon as Anna thinks the boys are asleep she gazes at the stars but then someone awakes
Anna: Ahh finally time to myself.*Dracula then comes along and lies next to her*
Dracula: Ahh beautiful night huh
Anna: Get away
Dracula: Hey pull my finger
Anna: No
Dracula: Do it and a magical unicorn will come out of my butt
Anna: Fine just shut-up *pulls finger*
Magical unicorn comes out of Dracula
Dracula: Whoa a unicorn, oh my i feel like I just gave birth through my butt
MORNING TIME
Van helsing:*Wakes up* Yawwwnn *walks over to pig* LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA! *PIG THEN EXPLODES*
Anna and Dracula wake up
Van Helsing: *makes bacon* Good morning, listen I think we got off on the wrong start, so I got us all breakfast
Anna: *after breakfast* Well Dracula you know what to do
Dracula turns to h#* beast and flies to the castle
Carl: WHAT IS THIS YOU BROUGHT ME!
Anna: It's exactly what you want we went to the tallest tower in the castle and got you what was in the bed
Carl: But where's the princess
Dracula: Cow took her
Carl: Then we are having hotdogs for dinner, now go home!
Dracula then flies Anna to her home and then….
Dracula: Alright where's my room