S: My first attempt at a humour story, this is a parody of 'Assassins Creed' but with Sonic characters instead. Yay! There are a couple more chapters written, but I don't want to upload all at once. I can tell you that the writing does get better though, and it does get funnier. So give it a chance. Pleeeaaaase.

Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic the Hedgehog or any related characters, or Assassin's Creed, but I do own this adapted storyline!

--UPDATE--

I would like to take this moment to tell you that even if you hate this story, and/or me, please remember that I am not the only writer under this pen name. My two fellow writers are far more skilled at humour than I am.

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Sonic's Creed

The crowd milled around the scene, some curious, some aggressive, some approving. The holder of their attention was a great bonfire, sending smoke punching towards the innocent sky. A tan coloured rabbit was preaching at the front of the crowd. It was clearly her bonfire.

"These books are poisoning your minds! They must be destroyed before they destroy you! I come here today to save you from these lies!"

The rabbits name was Cream, and she was known as the book burner. As part of the Templars, she believed that the knowledge in the texts was false and misleading.

Above the crowd, a figure watched, and waited. His shoes scraped on the stone, his stance casually leaning against the wall. A white hood covered his face, but his grin could be seen. Sharp, white teeth in a peach muzzle, with cobalt blue fur.

His sparkling white robe was soon covered in soot from the smoke. He coughed violently.

"Perhaps I should have chose a better place to stand stylishly…"

He pushed back his hood to release the smoke, and he coughed again, almost doubling over. Blue spines could be seen on the back of his head, very long and sharp. The smoke made him feel dizzy, and he sat, listening to the rabbit talk.

"Who can write a book? Anyone! How do you know they can be trusted? You can't!"

It was time. He felt the ankles of his shoes, drawing comfort from what he found. Making sure to grin, he leaped from his hiding place with the silent grace of a trained assassin.

"DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!"

Cream looked up just in time to be flattened by the hedgehog, and his aim was such that long ankle-blades had already pierced her neck, killing her instantly.

The reaction of the crowd was immediate; screams rent the air, shattering the tender threads of Creams last words. The hedgehog drove his twin blades in deeper, breaking the girl's neck then withdrawing them. Quickly regaining his feet, there was a sharp blue streak as he fled down his planned escape route, knocking down the mobians as he ran nearly as fast as sound.

The guards looked down at the corpse of their master.

"Well that's today's pay check down the drain."

"Yeah. Bummer, man."

"Remember, she, uh, tripped. Right guys?"

There was a murmur from the others, along the lines of 'oh yeah' and 'definitely', and there were lots of accompanying nods from the group.

Actually all the guards really said was "Chao chao chao," but if they could communicate in more complex ways, that's what they would say.

Sonic felt the sensation of lying down. He could tell he was lying on his back, and even with his eyes closed he was dizzy. The confusion only heightened the sense of disorientation, and he was certain that his pupils were now spirals.

Where was he? That thing felt so real, was it a dream? He didn't remember much as the details quickly slipped away. Now the last thing he could remember was… he smiled at the memory, somehow managing to deceive the narrator as to what the memory was.

A voice came into focus near him.

"What do you mean he's waking up? We've barely been at this for five minutes! Unless you, ah, had some 'quality time' with him while he was out? He he, I never realised you were that desperate for him!"

What was this guy talking about? Was something wrong? It was time to wake up and ask him.

"Owww...my head hurts..."

Still not opening his eyes, Sonic picked up the subtleties in the speakers tone that suggested he was displeased somehow.

"FUCK!"

Yep, he was definitely irritated. Sonic opened his eyes and surveyed the room around him. Basic grey, with an emphasis on functionality rather than comfort. The floor space was a rectangle with a square attached to the middle of one of the long sides. He was in the rectangle, seated on a strange kind of sunbed. In the square was a desk facing him, and there were ceiling to floor windows around it. In the rectangle however the walls were large enough so as to almost lose the ceiling in the distance, and various complicated looking machines were attached to them.

There were two people in the room besides him. One of them was a creature with fluffy orange fur, spaced with white. This person was wearing a ridiculous set of fake glasses and nose, which miraculously prevented the hedgehog from recognising him. The other person was...

"Amy!"

Looking almost afraid of him, the pink hedgehog nodded quickly. Despite the strange situation, Sonic found his eyes almost magnetically drawn to her body. She was wearing a white lab coat that would have made Sonic accept her pleas to go out with him without a second thought. She was also wearing her usual pink headband and was wearing simple black shoes, but Sonic was far too busy looking elsewhere on her.

Snapping fingers in his face, the other occupant attempted to draw Sonics' attention to himself.

"Hello! So-nic!"

Sighing, the guy shoved Amy away, out of Sonics' vision, instantly breaking the spell. The blue blur looked at this demon that just ruined his day even more.

"I expect you're wondering why you're here, Sonic the Hedgehog! Well, you are my prisoner now, and you have to do whatever I say! Muhahahahahahaha!"

Sonic the Hedgehog squinted.

"Tails?"

The figure froze, wondering how his quickly improvised disguise could possibly have been seen through. Then he repeated his earlier statement.

"FUCK!"

Tearing the glasses off, Tails glared at his adoptive older brother. His eyes narrowed evil-villain-style.

"Damn you, irritating rodent. I have underestimated you."

"Tails, what the hell? Is this a joke? The last thing I remember is being with Amy, having... um, having a game of Scrabble! Yeah..."

Tails rolled his eyes. "Whatever Sonic. Now lie back down, I haven't waited this long for Amy to finally get you just for you to try to protect my innocence, which is...still there..." Tails broke off, and started again.

"Just bloody lie down Sonic, we haven't got all day!" with no more words, Tails shoved Sonic back down onto the sunbed, and everything went grey again.

S: Stay tuned for more! (If you liked it of course). Reviews are always appreciated. Thanks for reading.