Note: Alright here we go with one of my more important stories. This'll kind of be a remake of my other two bleach stories. Warning the subject matter in this is a very adult and some people might find it offensive, but nothing said in this story reflects the views of me or my peers, it's for comedic purposes only. Nothing personal strictly business. As usual I don't own anything, please leave your reviews but be nice. Let's jump right into it.
The Search for the Warhammer
Before the war with Ganondorf had begun, and while Darkseid raged his own war in another dimension, there were other times and places untouched by those wars.
One of those places was made of two dimensions itself. One for the living and the other for the dead. A place where the prime weapons are swords and the warriors who wield them.
And in the crossroads of these two realms a very dark evil appeared.
A dark figure covered in armor named Nightmare burst through a portal. In his hand was a giant sword that looked like a machete with an eye on it. Following him were two other figures, his henchmen Motaro and Moloch. Motaro was a Minotaur while Moloch was a giant blue monster with three small yellow eyes, two small horns on the top of his head, and he carried a large wrecking ball in his left hand.
After searching countless universes for their prize, the trio had left yet another time zone with no luck. Now they had moved on to continue the search.
Nightmare looked with yellow eyes threw the narrow slits of his helmet.
"Where do we go?" asked Motaro as the trio looked at the two different options. Nightmare looked at the two different Dimensions threw their portals. One looked crowded with cities and towns and people. The other looked more structured as he could see a large fortress.
"We shall have to split up." said Nightmare in a deep rasby voice. He turned and looked back to Motaro and Moloch. "There's no telling if we'll be followed. But still, we shall to split up. If the item is here, we must find it before someone else does."
Moloch salivated, the drool leaving his mouth and splashing on the ground. But Motaro listened intently.
"You." said Nightmare pointing to Motaro."Will search one spot, and you." He said turning over to Moloch."Will search another."
"Let's go." said Motaro as he pushed Moloch. The two crossed paths and each walked towards a portal.
Motaro facing the one to the world of the living.
Moloch in front of the portal leading to the world of the dead.
"And what will you do?" asked Motaro to Nightmare. Nightmare gripped his sword.
"I'll wait here." He replied." And wait for your return."
"We will find it." said Motaro.
Nightmare made no reply. Then Motaro tokk off threw his portal. Moloch followed his example and did so as well. Nightmare slowly turned away from whrere the two had just been standing.
"Now I wit." He said to himself. And then he sat down, sitting and waiting in the silence of this place.
Meanwhile Motaro had jumped threw his portal and had come out on a hill. Down below him was a town.
With nowhere else to search he thought he'd begin his search there.
Moloch ended up in a forest, overshadowed by a large fortress surrounded by a wall in the distance. Moloch thought he heard voices. He drew himself towards the source of them as he crept threw the bushes. The he looked up and peered through the bushes.
He saw two men dressed in black robes, holding swords. These were soul reapers. They were most likely sent to observe the area.
Moloch using his animal instincts prepared to fight.
He wrapped the chain around his hand and began swinging the ball on the other end.
"What's that?" asked one of the soul reapers as he turned around to face the forest.
Just then Moloch bursted threw the bushes and swung his wrecking ball.
He hit one of the soul reapers, sending him to the ground below his face crushed. Then wildly lunged at the other one. The soul reaper had no time to defend himself. Jumping on top of him Moloch had crushed the spinal cord and he held the lifeless body of the soul reaper in his hand.
Then Moloch turned around and sniffed the air. Then he took off to continue his rampage.
Meanwhile Motaro had jumped onto a rooftop of a school. At this time of day the students were being let out. He kept low so that he wouldn't be seen.
Down below amongst the students was Ichigo, the substitute soul repaer. He was with his friends Chad, Uyruu, and Orihime.
"Thank god." Groaned Ichigo."I thoghut school would never end."
"It would go by quicker if you didn't look at the clock every five minutes." told Orihime.
"Well it's over now." said Chad.
"Yea, now I'm gonna go home and have a little me time." told Ichigo.
"Ichigo." said Uyruu as he moved closer to the orange haired teen."Have you heard anything from the soul society?" It was very blunt of him to ask that suddenly, but now the conversation had taken a serious tone now.
"No." replied Ichigo."Not since the betrayal of their three Captains."
Motaro still on the rooftop took off to continue his mission.
Meanwhile in the realm of the dead, in the fortress Moloch had seen earlier. The Soul reaper Captains were assembling for a meeting.
Most of them were already accounted for and stood there in silence waiting for the other Captains. Of the Captains present so far there was Captain of Squad two, Soifon. Captian of squad four, Retsu Unohanna. Captain of Squad 6, Byakuya Kuchiki. And Captain of Squad 7, Sajin Komamura.
The Captains arriving at that moment were Captain of squad 8 Shunsui Kyoraku along with his best friend Captain of squad 13 Jushiro Ukitake. Following them were the Captains of squad 11 and 12, Kenpachi Zuraki and Mayuri Kurotsuchi.
The captains all entered and took their spots, ten waited silently for the arrival of the head Captain. At that moment the old Captain entered the room with his lieutenant Sasakibe, he being the only lieutenant aloud at the Captain's meetings due to him being Yamamoto's lieutenant. The present Captains stood silently in their place as the old man slowly made his way across the room to his chair. Each slow step and pound of his cane on the floor was unbearable for each Captain to hear. But finally the old Captain made his way to his seat, and then with his lieutenant at his side he prepared to start the meeting. He had all the perks of a captain without being one, that's what he gets for being Yamamoto's lieutenant.
However he didn't notice that one of the Captains was not in attendance, due to his small size he was easy to miss. The Captain of squad 10 Toshiro Hitsugaya was not present.
The Captains waited for the General to speak. But Yamamoto just starred at all of them with soulless eyes.
"Good, Good." He finally said his voice high and flamboyant. "Your all here, you know what that means." Each Captain's face dulled as they knew the words that would come next."Your crackerjack." continued Yamamoto.
The words sunk into each Captain's skin like needles, they were being called 'crackerjack' or 'fella' by the old Captains. Crackerjack meaning their doing a good job and fella was just fella.
"Now about the." continued Yamamoto.
"Excuse me, sir." said Sajin. Everyone turned their heads over to the giant.
"Yes, what is it?" asked Yamamoto.
'We're short one Captain." told Sajin.
"Who?" asked Yamamoto.
"The short one." replied Shunsui with a smile.
"Captain of squad 10, sir." Added Sajin.
Yamamoto turned to his lieutenant.
"Fella, would you mind going out to find the little captian." said Yamamoto, it was an order not a question.
"Yes." replied Saskibe as he was now leaving the room. Yamamoto then turned his attention back to his Captains.
"And bring the package by squad six." Said Yammaoto.
"Got it." Said Sasakibe as he left the room.
"He's crackerjack." He said commenting on Saskibe."But Toshiro is not, can any of you account for his lateness."
None replied, but deep down they all had their suspicions. And they all were thinking the same thing.
Rumors had been flying around the soul society. Rumors of sexual confrontation between Toshiro and his lieutenant Rangiku Matsumoto. And not surprising, a stern child captain and a busty alcoholic lieutenant what wouldn't happen there? And these rumors had taken the soul society by storm. Everybody had their own philosophy on why, but most of all everyone wanted to know if it was true.
And at that time at the Squad ten barracks.
Toshiro was in a hurry. He knew he was late for the Captain's meeting so he rushed as fast as his little legs could carry him out of the door while putting on his Captain's jacket. As he ran off his lieutenant poked her head out the door and waved him a cheerful goodbye.
She also had somewhere to be and at that time headed over to the 6th squad barracks.
Back at the Captain's meeting.
"He must be found at once." hollered Yamamoto.
"Don't worry, sir." said Uktitake."I'm sure the Captain has taken care of business and is on his way."
"All his business." added Shunsui.
This brought smiles and chuckles to the rest of the Captains, even the stern Byakuya cracked a smile. Just then at that moment the doors burst open and Toshiro ran into the room panting.
"You were right." said Mayuri leaning over to Ukitake.
"You are not crackerjack." said Yamamoto turning his attention to Toshiro."Mind telling why you're late, fella?"
"Yes, we're all dying to know." said Kenpachi. The other Captains smiled at the inside joke.
"I apologize." panted Toshiro."But I was held up."
"By what?" asked Yamamoto.
"Or whom." whispered Soifon. Toshiro opened his mouth to reply; as he did the Captains' all leaned in to hear his answer.
Toshiro took a deep breath."I was asleep and my lieutenant informed me of this meeting at the last second." told Toshiro.
Mutters and whispers were heard from Toshiro's fellow Captains.
"To busy sleeping next to him." Toshiro heard Mayuri whisper.
"Well then you gotta deal with her properly fella." said Yamamoto. This content lead to a chuckle amongst the other Captians. "Discipline is in order." The chuckles and smirks only increased. Toshiro however, didn't find it the least bit funny.
"I would like it to go on record, sir." said Toshiro to Yamamoto."That I was late to a poor work environment, and nothing more." The Captains continued to chuckle and smirk.
"It appears." spoke up Mayuri. All now turned to the crazed doctor of squad 12."That the little Captains childish looks are not all that make him so."
"You bastard." said Toshiro under his breath as he reached for his sword. He hated being referred to as a child.
"Now, Now." broke in Shunsui' voice stopping Toshiro."There's no need for that, can't we all just get along?"
"Line up fella." Ordered Yamamoto to Toshiro. Toshiro took his place in-between Sajin and Shunsui, across from him was Mayuri.
Meanwhile at the squad 6 barracks.
The lieutenants and other officers of the 13 court guard squads all gathered for a meeting of their own. That was where Rangiku was headed.
At the barracks were lieutenants Ranji Abarai, Nanao Ise, Isane Kotestu, Izuru Kira, Ida Tetsuaemon and Marechiyo Omeade. With them was third and fifth seat of squad eleven Ikkau Madarame and Yumichica Ayasegawa.
AS Rangiku got closer she could hear the voices of Ikkau and Renji.
"No, but the phantom of the opera that's hetero." said Ikkau nodding his head.
"I fell like everything we talk about is either gay or straight." said Nanao.
"What have I walked in on?" asked Rangiku as she approached the group.
"Oh Rangiku." said Renji as he noticed her standing."Welcome to the lieutenant's meeting."
"With others." added Isane as she pointed out Ikkau and Yumichica. As Rangiku looked to sit around she caught eyes with Omeada. Recently Ragiku's act of binge drinking had led her to a one night stand with the lieutenant of squad two. She woke up the next morning with a bag hangover and regret.
All others watched the share of glances between the two.
"Love the awkwardness." whispered Ikkau to Renji. After a few more short moments Yumichica spoke up next breaking the awkward moment.
"Look at the time." He said."I'd love to stick around guys but I've gotta go get my hair done." And with that he turned and left but not before saying out loud "My bust."
"Imagine he's really not gay." said Hisagi.
"Like it's all an act." said Rangiku sitting down.
"Here we go again." said Nanao.
"Yea." said Renji."Like you call him up and he's like "Hello." said Renji in a deep voice."I mean a-hello." He said switching o a high pitched voice resembling Yumichica."Then he'd be like 'Hey don't tell anyone I wanna keep it a secret.'" said Renji in the deep voice again. "Then I'm like 'Ok see ya faggot.' Then Renji pointed with his index and middle fingers.
Just then Sasakibe strolled in with a salad in his left hand.
"Hello gang." He called to the other lieutenants.
"Hey, Sasakibe." Everyone said on their own turn. He walked over to sit down. Renji, Ikkaku, Nanao, Isane, and Rangiku all moved giving the lieutenant of squad one a place to sit.
Saskibe sat down and began to unpack his salad while everyone watched him. Then Saskibe looked up at them, all their eyes on him.
"Are you all gonna give me the Omeada stare and just eye my food?" he asked. Omeada turned away and entered the barracks to be by himself.
"So what are your plans for tonight?" asked Nanao to Ida as she tried to make the moment less awkward.
"Well." Began Ida as he propped himself up."I was planning on getting really shit-faced tonight."
He then realized that Sasakibe was there and that could be problems if he heard that.
"Uh, Saskibe you didn't hear that." said Iida pointing to him. Saskibe didn't look up as his mouth was full of lettuce, but he gave Ida an 'Ok' sign with his hand.
"What's this?" asked Rangiku as she noticed the bubble-wrapped item saskibe had next to him.
"Battery for the AC." told Saskibe.
Rangiku was the first to reach out and pop the bubble wrap. Then she did it again.
Then Renji and Ikkau joined in and began popping the bubbles with her.
"You probably shouldn't be doing that." said Nanao as she interrupted the three's fun.
"Yeah." said Saskibe."Cause I'll get shit for it."
"Oh Yeah." Chuckled Renji." It would be like." He spoke in Yamamoto's voice next.' I told you not to pop the bubble wrap, we need it to protect the products.'
"Imagine he walks in right now." Added Ikkau, now speaking in Yamamoto's voice. 'What the fuck do you think your doing?'
"Wouldn't he be at the Capitan's meeting?" said Nanao poking a whole in the group's logic and ruining their fun.
"Yea." said Saskibe."Speaking of which." He said turning to Rangiku."you Captain arrived late."
Everyone looked to her; just like their captains they too had heard rumors."What were you keeping him for?" asked Saskibe. Rangiku was now in the spot light, everyone eyed her down.
Meanwhile in the Captain's meeting.
"Very well." Began Yamamoto."Now that your all here we may begin." The captians all stood in position."We have been betrayed by three of our Captain. Aizen, Gin and Tousen."
The last name hit Sajin hard as he was the one hurt most by Tousen's betrayal.
"Currently we are unaware of their plans or hideout. But we do know that they will attack us, and when that happens we must be ready." said Yamamoto."So you all must better yourselves and your subordinates, understood?"
Each Captain gave their own defining nod.
"And you'll all do it cause your crackerjack." said Yamamoto. Then the old Captain got and began to leave."Dismissed." And then he left the room.
There was silence for a few moments as the Captains Toshiro confronted Mayuri.
"You ever call me a child again." He said."And I'll kill you."
"Oh, testy." said Mayuri."I'd like to see you try midget." Tensions escalated between the two as they eyed each other down.
"Come down guys." Said Shunsui as he and Jushiro now stood between the two."We can all get along here."
"Of course the pansy would say that." said Kenpachi. To Shunsui.
'Let's all cal down." said Ukitake as he now was trying to spot two fights, Mayuri vs Toshiro and Shunsui vs. Kenpachi.
Just then Soifon spoke up."What the fuck do you know?" she said to Ukitake."You have tuberculosis."
"That doesn't make any goddman sense." said Sajin butting in.
The Captain's screams echoed all throughout the soul society. Their voices were heard all around but it was hard to hear who was talking. At one point Kenpachi's voice was the loudest and screamed 'Fuck you all."
Toshiro's voice rose up next saying."I hate each and every one of you."
Mayrui was next saying "You're the people I'll see in hell."
"Go piss on a tree." said Soifon to Sajin.
"Shut the fuck up." Said Sajin. Tensions kept rising in that little room as the Captain's continued to scream at each other.
"At least I don't wanna bang my lieutenant." said Byakuya to Shunsui.
"At least I don't." Shunsui replied. All became quiet and all the Captian's turned their eyes to little Toshiro.
"What are you looking at me for?" asked Toshiro.
"You don't need a super computer to figure out what goes on at your barracks." Said Mayuri.
"Clearly someone didn't attend the sexual harassment meeting." added Shunsui.
"I am not having." Said Toshiro but had trouble finding an appropriate word. "relations with my lieutenant." He finished.
"Why were you late to this meeting?" asked Byakuya.
"I was asleep." said Toshiro."And I wasn't woken up until after the meeting started."
"Or were you to busy sticking it in your lieutenant." said Mayuri. Toshiro became filled with anger and he pulled out his sword.
That began a chain reaction as each Captain them pulled out their swords. The stood there eyeing each other, seeing who would make the first move.
"Who's it gonna be." said Ukitake. Each Captain glared at the others. Toshiro took deep breaths, Sajin let out a soft growl.
"Hey." said Unohanna. Everyone turned to the healer."This isn't appropriate. We don't want to repeat what happened last time." Every Captains then remembered the last meeting they had, when they all ended up fighting each other." Let's put our swords away and go about our business." Each Captain seemed in agreement, since no one wanted to fight they put their weapons away. Then carefully they turned and walked away.
"Bitches." grumbled Kenpachi's deep voice.
That through each of the Captains into a violent rage. They drew their swords, turned and charged each other. Then the Captains battled each other, just like last time.
It was at this time that the meeting Rangiku had attended was also ending, so she made her way back to her barracks. So she walked back to her barracks alone.
That was until a light flashed from her sword and the materialized version of her zanpaktou came out, this was Haineko.
"What do you want?" asked Rangiku.
"Nothing." Replied Haineko as the two walked along."I just thought I'd check up on you."
"Well I'm doing fine." Said Rangiku.
"Are you?" asked Haineko as she starred at Rangiku.
"Yes." Studdered Rangiku. This of course was a lie as Rangiku was dealing with the fallout of her close friend Gin, who betrayed the soul Society.
"So how's you sex life?" asked Haineko after a few moments of silence. Rangiku did not answer but only have Haineko a blank stare."Did you bang your Captain yet?"
"No." said Rangiku after a moment, as if she had been thinking about the question."According to him it has to be 'strictly business' between us." Haineko listened in amusement."And besides he's not my type."
Like the Captains with Toshiro, Haineko suspected Rangiku of lying.
"So does that mean I can have him?" asked Haineko. Rangiku replied by giving the cat an icy stare. Then with a sharp tone in her voice she asked "Why?"
"I think he's cute." Told Haineko.
"Don't you like tough guys?" asked Rangiku.
"Or small and frail." Replied Haineko. Rangiku continued to stare at her.
Meanwhile at the Captian's meeting. After the fighting the Captains had collected themselves up and went their separate ways. However there was no anger amongst the Captains, this brawl after the meetings was a regular thing for them.
Toshiro gazed at the sun and realized how much time he wasted at the meeting.
"Wondering how you'll explain this to your sugar mamma?" chuckled Shunsui as he Ukitake and Sajin approached the little captain.
"No." replied Toshiro. Like his lieutenant his mind was on other things.
"Uh-huh." chuckled Shunusi as he looked at Ukitake. Just then the two leaned don to eye level with Toshiro.
"Listen Toshiro." said Ukitake."We understand that you're going through a difficult time in your life right now." Toshiro darted his eyes between the two of them.
"You're going to have feelings you don't rightly understand." added Shunsui." We know what it's like we were boys once."
"What are you getting at?" asked Toshiro.
"Toshiro." said Ukitake."We think you're ready to get the talk about the birds and the bees." Toshiro's eyes opened wide.
"Or." said Shunsui as he stood up."If you ever want to talk about relationships or anything you know where to find us." Toshiro could tell by the tone of his voice he was really saying "If you ever want to admit anything come find us."
And then the captain of squad 8 and 13 took off.
"I'd really like to know who came up with that sick joke." grumbled Toshiro forgetting Sajin was right there.
"You really want to know?" asked the giant wolf-face Captian. Toshiro looked up at him with eager eyes."Mayuri." told Sajin.
Mayuri the twisted scientist and Captian of squad 12.
"At least that's what I heard." said Sajin."Says it's all about gambling."
"Mayuri, huh?" said Toshiro as looked to his left, to the direction of squad 12 but something else drew him there."I guess I'll pay him a visit."
"May I join you?" asked Sajin."My destination lies that way as well." Toshiro was a little confused, the squad seven barracks was in the other direction, but he would not refuse.
"You may." Replied Toshiro as Sajin walked up and stood next to him. Then the two continued on their way."but one thing." Said Toshiro as he looked up at the giant captian."I hope you don't mind but I have to make one stop along the way.'
"You may." Said Sajin. The two continued walking together.
"Toshiro." Said Sajin."May I ask you a question?"
"Yes, what is it?" replied Toshiro.
"I don't mean to pry, but I have to ask." began Sajin."Off the books are you having relations with your lieutenant." Toshiro didn't reply immediately."I won't tell anyone."
"Never thought you'd be the one to ask me that question." said Toshiro.
"I guess with all the hype everyone gives it." Said Sajin."It's hard not to get sucked into it."
"To answer your question." said Toshiro."No I am not."
"Very well I believe you." Said Sajin."And don't worry I won't tell anyone."
"I would actually prefer if you did tell people my lieutenant and I aren't having relations." said Toshiro with a small smirk. Sajin then chuckled a little. Just then Toshiro stopped walking.
"What is it?" asked Sajin turning to him.
"I have to make a quick stop." Said Toshiro as he motioned to the building. It was the squad four barracks.
It then became clear to Sajin what Toshiro needed to do.
"Go on then." Sajin said. Toshiro nodded then entered the building while Sajin waited outside.
The inside of the barracks was well lit, but nobody was around. But Toshiro didn't care as he searched frantically for a patient's room. Soon he found the room he was looking for, room 106. Toshiro moved forward to open the door, but a hand reached out stopping him, Toshiro looked up to see Isane stopping him.
"Sorry Captain." She said blocking his way."But it's visiting hours."
"Please." begged Toshiro to her."I must get in."
"You'll have to come back tomorrow." said Isane.
"Please." Begged Toshiro. Isane looked down at him; she looked at his baby face and into his blue eyes and saw him pleading with her and she gave in. She took a quick glance around to see if anyone was around. When it was clear no one was she stepped aside.
"Be quick." She said to him. Toshiro then walked pasted her, opened the door and entered the room. It was extremely dark except for the moonlight shinning from the window onto the figure on the bed.
It was Momo, lieutenant of squad 5 and a lifelong friend of Toshiro. She had been in a critical state ever since the betrayal of the three Captains, she's been in the fourth ever since.
Toshiro walked over slowly and gazed down at her. Then he looked at the monitors to check on her heart conditions.
After checking toshiro scooped up her hand and held it between his.
"Keep fighting Momo." He said."And know I will find the one who did this to you. And I will make him pay." His eyes flashed a fierce color in the moonlight. It was then at that point that toshiro turned and left.
"Thank you." He said to Isane upon exiting the room, she was waiting outside the whole time. Then Toshiro turned and left the squad four barracks to return to Sajin.
"How's your friend?" asked Sajin.
"fine." Said Toshiro glumbly.
"She will recover?" asked Sajin.
"hopefully." Said Toshiro.
'She'll be fine." Said Sajin as he rested his hand on the little Captain's shoulder."don't' worry so much."
'Right." Said Toshiro as he could not meet Sajin's eyes. He turned his head to the left, the direction of the squad 12 barracks. And then he remembered his other mission."I guess we should continue on our way." Said Toshiro as he took a few steps but stopped when he realized Sajin wasn't with him."Are you coming ?" he asked looking back at the giant.
"Sadly this is where we must part ways." Said Sajin."My destination lies beyond this building." He said pointing behind him. Toshiro looked up and saw the building was where Yamamoto stayed. He understood Sajin's motives.
"Very well." Said Toshiro."Thank you for your company."
"Thank you for allowing me to join you." Said Sajin."Now go take care of Mayuri." Then with that the giant disappeared and bounded onto the building above. Toshiro watched him go before he turned and continued on his way.
Meanwhile in the squad 12 barracks. Mayuri sat in a dark room, with only the light of his computers on him. He stood before multiple that spied all over the soul society.
In one screen he had Shunsui and Ukitake playing chess. Just then the door opened behind him and his lieutenant Nemu walked in.
"Captain." She said plainly.
"You'd better have a good reason for disturbing me." Said Mayuri although he didn't take his eyes off his computer screens.
"There is someone here to see you." Said Nemu. Mayuri looked to his computer screen, which showed outside his office. He jaw droped as he saw on the monitor the captain of squad ten.
The mad doctor knew here could be no good reason for this visit.
"Nemu." He screamed."Don't." he turned around frantically, but didn't complete his sentence as he saw Toshiro standing next to Nemu.
"You have a visitor, sir." Said Nemu plainly again.
Mayuri sat back in his chair. "This won't be good." He mumbled.
Then Toshiro slowly walked towards Mayuri. There was great tension building.
"I can tell by your posture that you're not here to place a bet." Said Mayuri skipping the introduction.
"I want you to-" began toshiro.
"Stop running my little gambling business?" asked Mayuri."Cause I can't. It's like sex with my lieutenant but you understand don't you?" He spoke fast and quick jumping form one thing to the next."Speaking of which you want in on the cut. I've got great odds of you two banging by the end of the week.'
"No." said Toshiro stopping him before he could say more."I don't care what you do, just keep me and my squad out of it."
"Can't do that." Said Mayuri crossing his arms.
"Why not?" asked Toshiro aggressively.
"I'd lose a lot of profit." Said Toshiro rubbing his fingers together."your liuentants videos are the highest bought by anyone, mostly squad four."
"Squad four?" asked Toshiro in shock."Unohanna? But she's such a nice lady."
"Yea, yea." Agreed Mayuri nodding his head."It was a shocker to me to. But speaking of your lieutenant." He said pointing to a computer screen, to which he saw Rangiku and Haineko entering the squad ten barracks."I'd like to experiment on her and see how her back still works." Toshiro's eyes widened."Or." continued Mayuri."If you could get her and that cat to do something, cause I need new movies."
"Mayuri." Said Toshiro."I'm going to walk away and pretend this never happeed." He turned and fasted walked away."But, uh, you….. you don't."
"Remember what we talked aobut." Called Mayuri as he watched Toshiro go."Crack is whack, don't drink and drive smoke and fly."
Toshiro exited Mayuri's barracks and then made his way toh is own.
He walked through the dark streets. No sign of life anywhere. The moonlight shined downonto his lonely scene.
Just then as Toshiro turned his head he noticed something. A long mysterious shadow on the ground, made by a figure on the building above.
Toshiro pressed himself against the wall, hiding himself.
He stood before the squad one barracks, the resting place of their leader Yamamoto. There was a mysterious figure on it.
Toshiro slowly drew out his sword. The figure above jolted listening for him.
Toshiro stuck his blade out, trying to catch a glimpse of the figure. All he could make out was he was massive. Toshiro then stuck his head out and gazed onto the figure. He was about to jump when he realized who it wsa.
It was Sajin. The two had departed ways earlier. This was his destination, keeping a watchful eye over Yamamoto.
Toshiro retracted his blade and then continued on his way. Toshiro then made his way back to squad ten.
Meanwhile at the squad six barracks. Renji, Ikkaku, Ida, and Hisagi all sat around a table. The group passed around a bottle of honey, each taking a shot of it. Ida squeezed the bottle and honey poured into his mouth. Then Ida passed it to Hisagi. The previous men who had some hney smacked their lips form it.
"Here we are." Said Ikkau."All taking honey shots."
"What do you think makes it so good?" asked Ida.
"Let's check the ingredients." Said Hisagi.
"Bee gizz." Said Renji. The group began to laugh.
"Hey." Said Hisagi laughing turning the bottle over to his friends."Only the finest bees have ejaculated to make his honey." The four raged in laughter.'no this is quen pussy juice." The group laughed on.
"Say." Said Renji snapping his fingers and bolting up."I've got an idea."
"What?" asked the others.
"Follow me." Said Renji as he walked off. The group got up and followed him.
Meanwhile Toshiro had successfully returned to his barracks.
He opened the door to see his lieutenant Rangiku lying on the couch, watching Tv, and eating ice cream.
"Hello." She said greeting her Captain as he walked din.
"Hey." Replied Toshiro glumly.
"Would you like some ice cream Captain?" asked Rangiku extending her bowl to him.
"No, thank you." Replied Toshiro as he made his way awkwardly over to the window.
"So where have you been?" asked Rangiku.
"I had to stop by the 12th" told Toshiro as he played with the blind.."And have a conversation with Mayuri."
"Conversation about what?" asked Rangiku. Toshiro turned and faced her. She was very striking, he noticed. His eyes starred her up and down, from her feet to her chest to her face.
"Nothing." He replied.
"You're lying Captain." said Rangiku.
"look." Said Toshiro."It's late, I'm tired I've had a long day and now I'm going to bed." Then Toshiro walked off to his room.
"Good night." Called Rangiku as she watched him go.
Meanwhile outside peering in the window was Renji, Ida, Ikkaku, and Hisagi. They watched as Toshiro walked away leaving Rangiku alone.
"Wow look at those two." Said Ikkaku." I love the awkwardness, I love being the asshole."