The things that I see while scrolling through Instagram under #Percabeth… that then led me to #Persassy...Well, they've inspired the plot (or lack thereof) of this story. The other half is inspired by Rick's Twitter.
This is not meant to be taken seriously and is more of a Crack!fic than anything. This also means that characters (especially Percy will be OoC with exaggerated traits). So chapters will probably be pretty darn short.
Disclaimer: Characters belong to the sassiest of them all, Uncle Rick. Cover drawing found online.
Percy narrowed his eyes as he sized up his opponent. His opponent was a fine specimen in anyone's mind: tall, broad-shouldered, blond hair, washboard abs, etc… Percy didn't care to list off the remaining traits of the inferior man (in his opinion at least). He was not deserving of the prize for which they were competing.
The other man had a suspicious glint in his otherwise clear blue eyes. But upon seeing Percy's own face, his lips pulled into a frown.
The two circled the damsel in distress, trying to egg on the other. The beauty in front of them was dressed in a gorgeous blue gown layered with fine white lace. An exquisite beauty if Percy did say so himself.
"So Jackson," the other man said, "Plan on giving up?"
"Not a chance, Grace. Not a chance," he smirked in return. Without skipping a beat, he lunged for the goddess in front of him before his opponent had a chance to react. There's no denying it, he chuckled to himself, she was his now.
With a smirk, he looked up to see the other man's appalled face.
"I don't know how to tell you this, but baby, you light up my world like nobody else," he whispered to the beauty in front of him, still keeping his eyes trained on the opponent. "Grace, forget him, he's not worthy of you." With that, he pressed a kiss on those plump inviting lips.
"Jackson, man, that's not fair," his opponent disrupted him from his thoughts. Percy scowled in reply, "I won fair and square."
"You weren't supposed to touch—"
"Shhhh…Jason, Jason. I understand the pain and suffering you must be going through. But admit it. I'm the better man."
His adversary raised an eyebrow, "You cheated. We were supposed to share."
Percy's eyes grew wide in shock, "Share? You want to share?! YOU! YOU…Gah, threesome!"
The other man's jaw went slack, "Dude, what the Hades are you talking about?"
"You filthy…We thought you were innocent! But no, Jason Grace, you are a sly, sly…"
"Percy, just split the damn cake will you? I'm hungry."
"Go eat a brick. And Jason… Deal with it."
...Persassy strikes again.
I'm not really sure from which depths of my crazy, nonsensical mind this came from, but I reiterate: Yes, this was meant to sound ridiculous. I'm writing this for my own insane mind, but if you do enjoy these…Make sure to give it a fave, follow, and/or review. Oh, and I am open to suggestions. Not a one-shot.
~TJ