Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece and I never said that I did. In this story, the One Piece group is at a sports camp.

A trumpet sound blazed through out the camp. All of the people woke up and were annoyed by how early it was. Everyone except Luffy. "Come back here! Mister T- bone, you're all mine!" Luffy started to eat his pillow, and while he was at it, ate Zoro's pillow, thinking it was ham.

"Stop eating my pillow!" Zoro gave Luffy a whack to the head. Luffy slowly woke up from his drowsy ness. "Sheesh," Said Zoro, walking to the mess hall, "Usually it's me who has trouble getting awake." So after that little scene, everybody headed to the mess hall. So Luffy's dream of eating food became a reality.

While eating his eighth serving of eggs, Luffy said to Usopp, "So what do you think we're going to do this week?"

"I just hope it's something that I'm good at." Usopp isn't very physically fit, so he had trouble playing sports. After everyone was done eating, all of the boys headed out to the field. The girls were doing basketball and the boys were doing football.

"Ok," said the boy's coach, "I'm Joe Rice. You will refer to me as Mr. Rice. Is that clear?" Everybody nodded. Everyone in the Straw Hat group was scared of Mr. Rice because he had a scary face. "Good. Today we well be learning about football." A groan came from Usopp. "Shut up!" Usopp stood in full attention. "First we'll find out what position you are best for."

Mr. Rice then pulled out a clipboard. "First up, Luffy!" Luffy tore down the tackling dummy, totally missed the tire he was supposed to throw the ball through, and ran the 40- yard dash in 5.1 seconds. "Next, Sanji!" He tackled the tackling dummy about half way, hit the tire with the ball, and did the 40- yard dash in 4.9 seconds. "Usopp!" The dummy practically tackled him, but he threw the football straight through the tire, and he did the 40 in 4.5 seconds. "And finally, Zoro!" He did just as well on the dummy as Luffy, hit the tire with the football, and he ran the 40 in 4.3 seconds.

The coach looked over the clipboard and then at the Straw Hat crew. "Okay, I've decided your positions. Usopp, you're the quarterback. You pass the ball and strategize what plays to run. In short, you're the brains of the game." Everybody was shocked by what the coach had just said.

"But I'm the captain!" Complained Luffy.

"Well, TOUGH LUCK!" Shouted the coach. "Anyway, I've got a position for you that you'll totally love." Luffy was interested now. He leaned closer. "You're going to be the line man."

"Huh?"

"A line man is a person who protects the quarter back. I bet a strong guy like you could hold off a lot of people." Luffy was now smiling. "Zoro and Sanji. You two are the running backs."

"What's a running back?" Asked Zoro.

"They basically run and try to catch the ball." Answered the coach. "Ok, your first game is in three days, so I'm going to have to pound the basics into you." He pulled a whistle and yelled, "run two miles in under 25 minutes!" He then blew his whistle. And the training had begun.

It was the day of the tournament. Mr. Rice was giving a talk to the boys. "Okay, we may have only four good guys on the team, but we have something that they don't have. We've got determination! So who's going to win the football game today?"

The whole team yelled, "The Straw Hats!" Everybody started to get into there positions. The other linemen besides Luffy were just some people of no real significance. They turned to see the other team. They were dressed in white uniforms and were standing in attention of their captain.

"Upon seeing this pathetic team, wouldn't you say that it should be a crime for them to play?"

The rest of the group answered, "Yes, sir!"

"Then it is up to us to bring them to justice. For we… are… the…"

And then everyone in the group yelled at the top of their lungs, "NAVY!" So everybody got into position. The game between the Straw Hats from the Grand sports camp and the Navy from the Justice sports camp had begun.