Rainbows-
They call me the Rainbow Goddess.
Hermes calls me Iris.
Virgin Goddess-
You heard of Artemis, right?
She's a virgin, along with Athena and Hestia.
Did you know I'm a virgin, too?
You didn't know?
Messages-
Delivering messages is my life.
It's Hermes's life too.
But he's actually well known.
And he gets the fancy title.
Hermes, god of Thieves, Messages, Magic, Learning and a bunch of other stuff; I'm just Iris.
Hera-
Gods, I hate her.
Hera (or Juno), whichever one you prefer; but I still hate them both.
They think I'm "best friends" with the witch just because I'm supposedly her "trusted messenger".
Damn Zeus.
He's the idiot who thought that I would enjoy being a messenger to that idiotic piece of sea scum.
Iris Message-
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