WolfRunner: HIIIII!
Yusuke: GAH! It's the herald of doom RUN!
(WolfRunner hits him with a frying pan)
WolfRunner: Where was I? Oh yeah, I was looking at my stuff on my profile and thought: Say…there's not a lot of Yu Yu Hakusho comedy on my profile.
Yusuke: Damn straight.
WolfRunner: After the success with Hiei Vs. The Squirrels, I had an evil thought: I left an opening for a sequel. Why the hell am I doing this when I already have two stories for fan fiction plus my novel I'm working on, I have no idea. Since I like to wait for more reviews before I move on with a certain story and I have writer's block for my novel (curses) I decided to do what I do best on Fan fiction, DELICIOUS CHARACTER TORTURE MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Kurama: Oh no…
Hiei: Great…
Random Person: HELL YEAH!
WolfRunner: Yes! Now Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you…HIEI…..'s Pet Shop
Disclaimer: I need to watch Yu Yu Hakusho again; also I don't own it, planning on owning the DVDs hee hee :D
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Hiei was sitting on the roof of a building with his five new friends, Lee, Lala, Bushtail, Jhon, and Abby. He was taking a break from fixing John Travolta's face after a …erm… incident. To sum it all up; a rescue mission that ended with disaster, which he had to pay for. Already he was facing a rather large fine, (as far as he can tell it was at least $5000) and a very pissed off Koenma.
At least I don't have to worry about lack of ice cream anymore Hiei thought as he took a bite out of his ice cream sandwich. Well, technically he wasn't supposed to have it, but with the help of his squirrely friends, he was able to get some ice cream. He took another bite and leaned back, mmmmm.
"Can I have the wrapper?" Lee asked.
"No! It'll screw up your digestive system!" Hiei said, Lee looked at him with pitiful doe brown eyes.
"HIEI!" The voice of the Spirit Detective rang. Hiei snapped into action. If he was caught with ice cream, he may lose it even more. He quickly stuffed the sandwich into his mouth and fed the wrapper to Lee, who squeaked with joy. A loud BANG echoed as Yusuke opened the door with more force than necessary.
"Yo Short Round! Got a message from the Baby Boss for ya!" Yusuke said. Hiei felt a vein pop out of his forehead at the 'Short Round' comment.
"What does he want?" Hiei said through gritted teeth.
"Promise not to kill the messenger okay?" Yusuke asked hesitantly.
"Better hurry up then." Yusuke sweat dropped
"Okay, okay. Well you have that large fine you have to pay for right? Well Koenma pulled some strings and got you a job!" Yusuke said with a smile, it faded away at Hiei's face. If looks could kill: 15 puppies would be dead by now. Yusuke backed up with his hands in front of him in a sign of peace, "look Hiei you said you wouldn't kill the messenger! OOH LOOK! YUKINA'S KISSING KUWABARA!" Yusuke pointed at a random direction and ran off. Hiei huffed. Well it can't be that bad.
SUPER TRANSISTION OF AWESOME!
"A pet shop?" Hiei almost growled at the store in front of him 'Harry's Happy Pets'. Lala shook her head sadly
"Yes, you and fluffy things don't seem to get along." She said sadly
"Hey, you're still alive aren't you?" Hiei asked cocking one eyebrow.
"Good point…" Lala sighed. Hiei opened the door to a menagerie of squawking, squeaking, purring, barking, meowing, and glubbing (FISHIES!) bunch of pets. Soon a guy literally bounced his way towards Hiei.
"HIIIIIIIIII!" The man said in an overly happy voice, Hiei thought he looked like a yellow blob, He's too happy, "I'm Harry your new manager! How would you like a tour of the place?"
"Uh…?" Hiei started but was quickly interrupted when Harry grabbed him by the sleeve and pulled him along.
"Right this way! This is where the cats and dogs are…" Hiei stopped listening to him as Harry quickly talked about his job and what chores he had to do. Damn that stupid baby and his 'ideas' something has to be done, somehow.
"OKAY! I'm off to do things, have fun and I'll pay you later in the week kkthxbye!" Harry bounced off to be happy somewhere else. Hiei sighed, he needed to be angry at someone, but who? Surely not the squirrels nestled away in his coat. He looked around and saw a green parrot glaring at him. He glared back, he suddenly had an idea though. He pulled out a cracker and placed it just out of reach of the green beast.
"Does…"He saw the birds name was Swirl, "Swirl want a cracker? Swirl can't get a cracker." Swirl twittered angrily in his cage and Jhon tried to talk sense into Hiei.
"Uh, Hiei? I don't think it's a smart idea to make fun of the bird."
"What's the beast going to do? Will he –"
SPLAT!
Swirl had an evil grin on its beak (yes, evil parrots can grin) Hiei looked down to see the bird hit a bullseye on his boot. He sighed, this is going to be a painful event
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Hiei: 0
Pets: 1
WolfRunner: (She sits back in her chair) Yes, a job well done!
Kurama: You do know that Transition wrong –
WolfRunner: I DON'T CARE! Anyway I have credit to give where it's due. The character Harry is based off a happy yellow math teacher by Gejimayo. Go to this website to see the comic .com/gallery/#/d2rjnui
WolfRunner: Yeah I know it was shorter than most of my chapters, but to be honest I'm being rushed here so I gotta hurry this up, rate and review, give me fan art and cookies and –
Hiei: WOLFRUNNER!
WolfRunner: Fine! Gotta go :D