Okay, this fic was created for my friend Nush. Hope ya like! XD

Its a threesome between Naruto, Neji, and Gaara. Yeah, its yoai. Guyxguyxguy.

Yesh, Im crazy. It's very lemony, so if you don't like, well skrew you...

At the beginning its not, but you'll notice that it gets there. Hope you like.

disclaimer: I do not own any naruto, it would be very awesome If I did, but I don't so... yeah.. bummer for the rest of us... :D

Bad Manners

Naruto and Gaara had just finnished shoving each others tongue down their throats, and Naruto was panting heavily. Gaara on the other hand, had Naruto on his muscular biceps, his abs were stone rock hard, his ridges defined abdominal muscles. Gaara had one muscular arm around the blonds chest, while the other one stroked his spikey hair, that was now falling in his face. Naruto fell completely exhausted, onto Gaara's chest. Gaara smirked, and began to run his fingers through the blonds. The smirk Gaara had send Naruto's mind wondering all over the place.

"What is it pandy?" Naruto asked grinning at the nickname he called the redhead.

Gaara rolled his eyes, and spoke with a flushed, aggravated tone.

"Must you call me that?" He asked with is deep annoyed voice.

He wasn't quite sure who made up the 'Panda' thing, but Gaara didn't like it very much. Temari, his older sister, would usually call him "Panda-poo", but his older brother Kankoru wouldn't call him noting that had a relationship with pandas, in advanced afraid at what Gaara might do to him.

"Yes." Naruto replied smiling like an idiot.

"Now tell me why you have that big grin on your face!"

Naruto whimpered while moving around on the redheads chest. Gaara shook his head, and the grin lifted.

"No reason."

Naruto made his 'yeah right' face, and narrowed his eyes, but lifted when Gaara placed his soft lips on his, and kissed very lightly, it barely even felt like a kiss, and kissed him passionately, but softly. When Gaara rose, Naruto didn't know what the heck had just happened. Gaara hadn't kissed him like that since the first day they met. Naruto had a confused look on his face, and Gaara gave a light chuckle, and rose. Naruto fell off his chest onto the bed, and Gaara swung his legs around, and they were now hanging of the side of the bed. The redhead wiped his eyes, and stood up. He walked over to the door nob where he took his boxers off the door handle, and put them on. As for Naruto, he went over to his dresser, and pulled out a fresh clean pair. Gaara had stayed the night again, so he had to use previous ones.

Gaara walked out of the room, and walked down the small, but dark, hall, and entered the kitchen. Naruto's house wasn't that clean at the time since the night before Gaara and him came busting in and-

Lets not go there. Gaara yawned, and made his way to the fridge, and took out two sodas, and while he was pouring Naruto's, he took out a small paper package (like mini salt packs) that had grains in it. He poured most of it in Naruto's, and mixed it up so he couldn't taste it. Gaara finished spiking is lovers drink, and picked his own up for a sip.

Naruto came in, and gave Gaara a quick, and passionate embrace before he reached for his soda that Gaara had spiked. Gaara grinned, and right when he was about to take a sip, Naruto stopped half way, and noticed the horrible stench in the air, then Naruto smelled a strand of his spiky hair.

"Holy shit! I smell like a dead rat that has just fallen asleep in horse piss!!"

With that said, Naruto hauled ass down the hall to the bathroom that had cream colored tub carpets, a bathtub with a jacuzzi like squirter in it, and a sink made with marble, and had a huge mirror. turned on the hot water for a quick shower. He took off his boxers, and stepped in the hot water. The bathroom quickly filled up with steam, and the hot water pierced Naruto's body, making it a light pink. Naruto let out a moan as the hot water felt soothing to his erection. His attention turned towards the door, as what it looked like a redhead appeared through the steam. He smirked, and Gaara opened the shower door, and stepped in. Naruto welcomed him by giving his ass a quick smack. Gaara smirked. Before Naruto could turn his attention back to the water, Gaara had shoved him against the back of the shower tank. Naruto blinked, and gave Gaara a questionable look. He had one of those grins on that showed he was horny as hell. Then he grabbed the blonds erection rather hard, and gave it a quick squeeze. Naruto jumped as his erection was rather soar.

"G-ga- aaah fuck!" Naruto screamed.

Gaara now was out lining Naruto' s erection where it attached to his body. He outlined the blonds groin softly with is finger tips, from the part that attached to his body, to the very tip, then swirled his fingers around the tip, that made the blond start to buck his hips. Gaara then rather harsly grasped his erection again, and started to made slow pumps up, and down.

Naruto let out a few strange moans as his dick was being manhandled by Gaara. Guess the redhead didn't have enough sex last night so he's going to torture Naruto for a bit. Naruto gritted his teeth, and cringed his fists. Gaara then took the blonds erection between two fingers, and squeezed. Naruto moaned again. He was getting a lot of attention, but in fact ... he liked it.

Gaara then smirked, leaned his head down over the blonds erection, and then took it in his mouth. Naruto almost fell weak to his knees. He grabbed the back of the redheads hair, and cringed. Gaara smirked as he swirled his toxic tongue over the blonds erection, and gave a light suck at first.

Now the blond was jumping out of his skin. The amount of pleasure he was receiving was sky rocketing.

"G-gaara!!" Naruto screamed as his erection was being tortured by the redhead.

The redhead smirked, and gave the erection in his mouth one last huge suck therefore making the blond reach his limit. The liquid spewed out of Naruto, and Gaara just swallowed it all. Naruto now was out of breath. His skin was almost red, and he almost passed out from the pleasure. Garra pulled his head back up, and kissed Naruto with tongue to let him get a taste of himself. Naruto now collasped. Before he fell, Gaara caught him, as he fell on his chest. Gaara smirked, and waited for the blond to come back to reality. When he did, the blond looked up at the redhead with his big blue eyes that met with the jaded ones.

"W-what.. was that f-for?" Naruto asked. As his voice was still a bit shaky.

He couldn't help it geeze! He just got a major blow job from the same guy that skrewed him last night.

"You didn't scream my name last night.. so.. either you do.. or... I'll make you.. and thats exactly what I did." Gaara replied with a smirk that was spread clear across his face. It had bits of evil in it, but not enough to be completely overwhelmed.

"You bastard."

Gaara only grinned afterwards as he grabbed Naruto's arm, and helped him up. Naruto was still weak at the knees, and well.. his dick wasn't sore anymore. The massaging tongue helped it. Naruto finally found a way to stand up, and did so. He was still breathing heavily, and could barely move. But with a little help from his lover, he made his way out of he shower tank. He stepped on to the silky turquoise rug, and grabbed a towel from the white shelf right above the toilet. He grabbed an extra one too. For Gaara. He nodded, and stepped out as well. Naruto handed him his towel, and wrapped his own around his waist. Showing only the red biceps, chest, and abs. Then Naruto opened the door to the bathroom a little to let out some of the steam. He walked to his room, where he took out a pair of black baggy hot-topic-like-jeans, and a black shirt that had a blue dragon on it. He also took out a pair of boxers that had black, red, gray, and dark green stripes on them. Almost like plaid, but not quite.

He put all of his clothes on, and just as he expected, Gaara came crashing through the door. As they both had the tendency to go through three pairs of clothes a day. Naruto chuckled, and threw him a pair of his boxers that was a dark red, baggy black pants that had a few chains off the side, Naruto didn't like wearing those kind on the account of every time he sat down, one would get caught under his butt, and a black shirt.

Gaara nodded a thank you, and Naruto chuckled as he made his way out the door of the bedroom, as he dressed himself. Naruto entered the kitchen, and saw the already poured drinks, and grabbed the soda that Gaara had spiked, then he was just about to press the glass to his lips, when he looked in his drink, then smirked, and removed it. He poured it down the sink, and watched his back to make sure Gaara wasn't coming, then poured him some new. Just when he was about to take a sip of his freshly made drink, Gaara came running in full speed, and snatched the glass out of his hand, and poured it down the sink as well.

Naruto sent him a pissed off look, and started to tap his foot. Gaara looked at him, and then at the glass, then back at Naruto, and gave him a confused look. Naruto finally got the picture, and chuckled as he couldn't stay mad at his 'Panda-chan'.

"I already threw that out. That you just poured out was my freshly new made non-spiked-by-the-mischievous-Gaara soda.." Naruto murmured as he went to take the glass back from Gaara.

Gaara only shrugged it off. Wasn't the first time Naruto's caught him trying to make him pass out so that the redhead would pretty much rape him. Well its not rape if the victims willing. So its pretty much where Gaara spikes Naruto's drink so that he would pass out, and Gaara would chain him up to a bed until he woke up, and either pound him into the mattress they were on, or pump his erection till it was soar at the tip.

Naruto gave him a glare, and took a sip of new made soda, then sat it down on the marble counter top. He then sighed when he looked at the clock. It was five in the evening, and thats the time Gaara usually headed home. Since they both had school, and Temari would get in his face if he wasn't home by at least by five thirty. They both sighed, then the two walked to the door with their fingers interlaced, and the blond opened it, and the redhead pressed his lips to the blonds before he could blink, and kissed passionately and slowly. As the blond kissed back, it began to get more intense. Now they were practically shoving each other tongues down their throats. The people that walked by, looked, and expressed what would meant to be a gag expression. They looked, then quickly continued to their destination.

The two finished their make out scene, and gave one last a last kiss, before Gaara entered his car, and began to drive home. Naruto sighed, and closed the door. Not three seconds had Gaara been gone, and already Naruto wanted to stab himself. He refrained, and decided to go out for a bit. He put on his Vans, and headed for the door. Although, he had no idea where the hell he was going, so he just decided to take a walk to a random place. He didn't want to take his car since it was low on gasoline, and he was saving that for school tomorrow, so a simple walk would do.

He walked on the side walk, the light sun hitting his left side. The sun was almost down as it was setting right then. He continued to walk with his hands in his pockets. His hair was slightly wet from the shower, so maybe the sun would dry it out a little bit before it completely soaked the back of his shirt. He continued to walk, glancing at the people, the wandering animals, and the shops that he passed. He then came upon his favorite place. The ramen shop.

He entered, and waved to the owner who was polishing glasses looked up, and chuckled.

"Well, Naruto. Bout time somebody worth while comes in. What can I get cha?" The owner asks as he sets the glasses down, and walks over to him.

"Hm.. I'm super hungry so.. I'll have.. the usual with extra pork, and the new one.. with extra broth, and chicken." Naruto scurried up.

The shop owner nodded in a approvement, and started to fix the ramen. There was a long silence, so the shop owner decided to break the tension with a knife.

"Hey, Naruto.. did you know a knew kids coming tomorrow?"

Naruto shook out of his previous experience where Gaara have him a mind blowing orgasm, and looked at the owner with a confused, and half dazed look.

"Really?. Well.. who is it?"

"Don't know. He's very skilled, and he's the talk of the town. Came some where foreign. Tsuade tells me. Also he out ranked everybody in his previous school. Heard where he came from the school there didn't accept him or something. Not quite sure. Any-who, here ya go. Eat up. Its on the house."

Naruto's face lit up, and he grabbed his chopsticks, and began to eat away. He slung ramen everywhere. He gulped it down as fast as he could. He didn't even notice when the end of his chopstick broke off, or in this case didn't care. He flung it in a random direction, and ate with one stick. The shop owner just chuckled, and went on making him seconds.

The blond finished his first round, and pleaded for more.

"C'mon c'mon I want my second round!!" Naruto whined as he demanded for more ramen to come his way.

Naruto always had second rounds despite the fact that he was paying or not. If he was, then it was extra, but since the shop owner loved him, he was able to get seconds free of charge when on the house.

"Yeah yeah its coming. Watch yourself kid.. too much of this, and you'll either be sleeping on the toilet, or loosing some weight.. and I mean by up-chucking." The owner replied as he handed him the second rounds of ramen, and a new chopstick.

Naruto only nodded, still dazed a little bit, and dug into his ramen. He ate, and ate, and ate. Gulped it down like Thanksgiving Turkey. Once he was threw, as always, he burped and laid both of chopsticks on the opposite sides of the bowls that were stacked, slouched in his seat, and sighed heavily. His face had a pleasing grin like look.

The shop owner smirked in satisfaction, and nodded.

"Glad you liked. Now get out. I'm closing up." he joked, but was really about to close up.

Naruto sighed, and stood up shakily, and nodded to the owner, who nodded back, and he left. He decided to walk off some of the fat that was about to enter his stomach, so he continued to walk around town. He thought about going to see Sakura, or Hinata. Or maybe even Neji. There now was nothing but the dark sky, the stars that filled it up with their twinkles of innocence, and the bright moonlight that set a shadow on everything in its path. The scenery was breath-taking.

He continued to walk for a bit, and about half way down the road, his stomach had a slight tingling in it. His face went straight to green, and his stomach felt like it was about to drop through is butt. He frantically looked around for a tree or a bush of some sort, then once behind it he puked his guts out. The ramen, the coke, the shrimp, and cocktail from last night, even the ham and macaroni sandwich from two nights ago all came up in little chucks mixed with brown saliva. His stomach emptied, and it was still coming. Guess the shop owner wasn't kidding about the ramen having such huge affects on him.

He was still throwing up, and out of the blue, a force was put on his back almost like a slap, and the puking stopped. Naruto was shocked. He figured it could continue for hours. At his rate.. it would. He looked up, and saw a dark complected hair, almost like a raven, skin that looked like porcelain, and the dark figure was wearing baggy black pants, with chains, eyeliner that was dark under the eyes, and his lip was pierced, he had on black and white converse sneakers. He had muscular biceps, and his chest was extremely toned, almost like he worked out. His arms were also muscular, and exceptionally large. His face was in a perfect shape, and he could take anybodies breath away. He sure as hell took Naruto's.

He didn't say anything he only looked at the guy, who in return shot him a raised eyebrow. Naruto shook out of the daze, and stood up wiping his mouth, and the saliva that ran down the side of his cheek.

"T-t-thanks." He murmured, still a little bit shaken by throwing up so much. Actually now he had a major headache.

"Hn." the dark haired teen replied.

"Is this the new guy, the ramen manager was talking to me about?" he thought.

"So I don't think seen you around here. You uh.. new here?" Naruto asked a little weirded out by the situation he was in.

"Yeah.." he replied. "Names Sasuke.." he added as him and Naruto make their way down the sidewalk.

"Awesome!. Names Naruto! Naruto Uzamaki!" he replied with a big cheezy grin on his face.

"You been here before, or .."

He wasn't sure just who this Sasuke person was, but he was quite the character. Barely spoke, hands always in his pockets. Sasuke new where he was going with this. In fact, he was the new kid, or person, in town.

"Yeah, I'm the talk of the new person.." he said with a snobby attitude. Almost like he was a little pissed off the be here in the first place.

"Oh... you sound like thats a bad thing.."

"It is when you get kicked out of school for being who you are.. sucks ass in a different directions.." Sasuke replied bitterly, and his voice had a slight mood of sarcasm in it.

"Why did you get kicked out for being who you are?"

"And who are you just exactly?" Naruto thought, and replied at the same time, giving him a worse headache.

"Fuckers didn't accept bi people, so they said they'd approve me if I was openly gay, and so I did, and then later on in the school year, they banned students like me for being more sexually active with a guy than a girl." Sasuke replied huskily.

At the moment he was a little pissed off, but he soon calmed down when he saw the expression on the blonds face.

"Well, they can go the hell then. Guys are better to fuck with anyways.. its easy to make a girl scream but with a guy ya have to try a little bit harder."

With what Naruto said open, the tension between then lightened up as they realized both of them were the same. Then it grew back at the position they were in. Before Naruto could blink, Sasuke had him against a tree. Eye to eye, nose to nose, groin to groin, and Sasuke had a smirk on his face, then he licked up his neck His warm breath felt pleasingly good in the cool night air. Sasuke slowly licked from the collarbone up to the earlobe, where he sucked, and held it between his teeth, and licked it before whispering in his ear...

"Being who we are, is just what we do.. eh, Naruto.."

Naruto wrapped his arms around the ravens neck , followed by his legs around his waist, kissing him fiercely, forcefully, and passionately all at the same time . Sasuke then pulled them both off the tree as he practically carried the blond with his legs wrapped around his hips, and feel to the ground still lip locked with the blond. The raven then slid his fingers down to the hemline of Naruto's shirt, and ripped it-

-BAM!- (im so mean..)

Naruto woke up from the day dream. He then blinked, and looked at Sasuke who still had him pinned against the tree kissing him. He blinked again as the tongue of the ravens teased the outside of his lips licking and tormenting them. Naruto moaned in his mouth, and separated his lips just enough that the raven could enter his vicious, warm, tongue in his mouth. Sasuke slipped it in, and met with the blonds. Then the ravens tongue teased the blonds. Slithering over it, and sucking on his. Naruto's legs wrapped around the ravens hips, and Sasuke still had Naruto's back pinned to the tree. Sasuke sucked on Naruto's tongue, and he moaned, leaving a smirk on the ravens face. He then let Naruto down, and the blonds legs slipped down his sides, and waist, and finally reached the ground. When Sasuke broke the kiss, the blond gasped for air, leaving some sort of look on his face that red what-the-fuck-was-that-for?!

Sasuke grinned followed by chuckled, and then lifted off the blond leaving him speechless.. He then grabbed his bag that he had set down to help Naruto, and continued to walk. Naruto was still half dazed, and had no idea what had just happened. Okay, he did, but it wasn't something he has experienced before. When Gaara would presume a make out session, Naruto usually new buy the look on his face. But when the raven approached him, it was totally out of the blue. Sasuke kept walking, mostly smirking, and then when he realized Naruto wasn't walking, rather standing in the exact same spot, he looked over his shoulder, and rose an eyebrow.

"You coming?" he yelled out to the blond.

Naruto turned his head slowly to look at Sasuke, then he shook his head really fast, and nodded, then stepped of the tree trunk, and started to walk. Soon enough, he was caught up with the raven, and the tension between the two was very thick. Soon enough, Naruto gulped, and spoke up first.

"S-so uhm.. Sasuke?" He asked hesitantly.

"Hn."

"You ah.. got a place to um.. ya know.. crash or whatever?"

"Nope.. I was suppose to arrive tomorrow, but I got here a few hours early. Tomorrow is when Tsuade puts everything in order. Still feel like I'm in prison camp." He replied, getting a cringed fist from Naruto who at this point was very nervous.

"Oh.. well.. it's no ACDC mansion, but its a house.." Naruto suggested.

Not knowing what the answer would be, but he was gunning for a yes. He found something very interesting about Sasuke. He liked him in fact. Made him almost burst cum without even touching his member. Sasuke thought for a sec, then shrugged.

"What the hell. ." Sasuke replied with a huge grin on his face.

Naruto then wanted to jump up like a little kindegartener, and yell 'yay!!' but he refrained, and smiled on the inside so Sasuke wouldn't see how much the blond liked him already. Naruto nodded, then pointed a little ways.

"My house is just up ahead.." Naruto declared as the two walked.

"Good. I'm starving."

Naruto's eye twitched, and he made a disgusting look, then sighed.

"After puking my guts out... I'd rather not talk about food..."

Sasuke smirked, and nodded.

A few minutes later...

The two guys entered the blond's house. Sasuke smirked, and looked around at all the clothes hanging off the couches, Gaara's 'Macho Man' boxers laid on the counter top of the bar, the raven rose a brow, and other undergarments and shirts spread across the room. Sasuke rose another brow, and distinctively looked at the blond.

"Do you ever clean?" Sasuke asked brutally.

Sasuke was what you could say a 'neat freak'. He didn't like things to be out of order and arrangement. He always did things classicaly or the way he wanted to. If it was one thing the raven couldn't stand more it was for things to be out of order.

Naruto shrugged, and scratched the back of his head.

"W-well.. um.. yeah, I do sometimes. The place is just a wreck from last night with-"

Naruto paused. He didn't want Sasuke to find out about his boyfriend Gaara, or else maybe he wouldn't like him.

"-With some friends of mine! We had a night in, and trashed the place." Naruto made a smirk look where he was half lying, and was scratching the back of his head. He then clapped his hands together hoping Sasuke would forget about the matter.

"I'll take the couch, you can sleep in my bed." Naruto murmured.

Sasuke shook his head from side to side, his hair swinging, and the light of the house made it look to be a dark gray instead of black.

"No. I'll take the couch. You keep your bed." Sasuke protested.

Naruto chuckled, and shook his head no.

"No, your a guest. I'll take the couch, you take the bed." the blond argued getting a little aggravated at the Uchiha.

"No. Ill take the couch. I'm the guest, and what I say goes." Sasuke then crossed his arms over his chest, and narrowed his eyes at the blond standing before him.

"No. I'll take the couch. Its my house, and what I say goes." Naruto raised his voice, getting a twitched eyebrow.

The Uchiha eyed Naruto down, as did the blond back. It was an all out war over the couch now.

"No. I'll. Take. The. Couch." Sasuke gritted his teeth.

"No. I. Will." Naruto stammered back.

Now that the both of them was fighting over the couch, they then began to talk fast.

"Ill take the couch!" Naruto yelled.

"No damnit I will!" Sasuke stammered back.

"Maybe we both should take it then!" Naruto screamed not realizing what in the name of twinkies he was saying.

"Yeah maybe so!" Sasuke yelled back.

"Fine!" Naruto jolted.

"Fine!" Sasuke screamed back.

With that done, Naruto stammered to the hallway closet where he pulled out a red colored sheet, followed by a blanket that was full black with blue outlines. Naruto marched over to the couch where he spreaded the sheet first, then threw the blanket on top of it. Sasuke then narrowed his eyes as he began to take off his shirt, while the blond did the same thing. Finally, they both were in there boxers, and Sasuke laid down on his back while Naruto cut out the lights. The moonlight shined through the window, which was like a flash light for the blond as he made his way to the couch. Sasuke grinned, and held out his hand for Naruto.

Naruto stopped dead in his tracks for a second, and then smirked, and took it. The raven pulled the blond to him, and the blond laid on the ravens chest. Naruto thought, and Sasuke smirked. Then the blood glanced up to see the raven looking at him. The blond tilted his head, and turned over to face the raven.

Not a word was spoke. Sasuke leaned down, and gave the softest, slightest kiss to Naruto before leaning back with his arms around the blond and going to sleep. Naruto kissed him back, and when they broke, he scooted more into Sasuke, and his eyes began to get heavy as he soon drifted off asleep.

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Well thats the first chapter. Second will be coming soon. XD

-ChickenNugget