Author's Note: I was trying to fall asleep a couple of nights ago, and I though of this one-shot story. Hope you enjoy :) Btw I'm havcing a poll whether to decide if I should have a longer sequel to this one-shot, or several other one-shots to follow this. Please vote !!!!! :D

***(Beginning)***

The giant nine-tailed fox was bored. Really bored. Kyuubi pounded her head against the cold, metal bars of her imprisonment, although it did not budge, due to the Fourth Hokage's seal. The only result was that the Kyuubi earned herself another mind-numbing migraine.

"There's absolutely nothing to go in this god-forsaken hell!" She grumbled miserably, rubbing her aching head with one of her many flame-coloured tails. The demon paced inside her prison, pondering what to do next, how to entertain herself.

"Wait, I know!" Kyuubi exclaimed deviously, as an idea suddenly popped up in her mind. "I'll summon that little child! Ha, there's no better entertainment then scaring the living daylights out of a puny little human!" Smirking, she forced her vessel into his subconscious.

The four year old blond blinked in surprise as he took in his surrounding: a cold, flooded floor, and two colossal gates, held together by a piece of paper-like thing. Naruto gasped, when he caught sight of two piercing yellow eyes staring at him from the depths of the cage.

"I AM THE QUEEN OF ALL DEMONS, THE RULER OF ALL EVIL!"The Kyuubi suddenly bellowed, "FEAR ME YOU PUNY CHILD, FOR I AM-"

"Aw..!"

"-the almighty…nine-tailed…fox?"The Kyuubi stuttered, as the cooing noise issuing from the child caught her in mid rant. She was dumbfounded (!). Instead of staring at her in horror, Naruto was glancing at her with the same curiosity as he'd look at a small cat with. "Wait a moment; didn't I scare you at all? Not even a bit?" She asked, disbelievingly.

Naruto giggled. "Of course not silly! You're just a big, cute fluffy kitty!"

The demons' jaw dropped, revealing rows of pointed teeth. "Are you kidding me? I…am not…a…a fluffy k-kitty! Damn it! I'm a giant demon fox, terror of the century, not some stupid fur ball, you puny lump!"Kyuubi reprimanded him shockingly. "And I am definitely not cute! Screw this! I'm mean, not nice, I'm scary, I'm… I'm…-"

"Emo?" Naruto suggested innocently.

"…Emo? Emo! I…I am not emo!" Gosh, this kit just doesn't get it!

"Emo, Emo! Emo…eeeeemo…EMU!" Naruto sang joyfully. "I know what you are!"

Kyuubi lifted her head in hope.

"An Emu boot!" A fluffy Emu boot!"

Kyuubi let out a groan. "Yes, I'm a fluffy Emu boot for sure. A fluffy kitty Emu boot."

"Ha, I knew it!"

The giant fox resumed to banging her head against the bars of her cage.

Naruto glanced at her, and asked, "What's wrong?"

The fox lifted her giant head to his genuine concern. "Why aren't you scared of me? Aren't I at all intimidating?"

"Hm?" Naruto looked up innocently. "Oh, I'm used to being scared by the villagers, although I've learned to ignore it all. Sometimes they like to throw kunai at me, but they usually just walk away muttering." Naruto smiled, as if villagers attacking little children was nothing to worry about. "Anyways, I was hoping that you'd want to be my friend... No one seems to want to ever visit me, and it can get rather lonely at my place."

Kyuubi, feeling rather guilty about his fate, seeing that it was her fault he suffered, asked rather meekly, "My friend?"

"Yeah!" You'll be my bestest friend! We'll do everything together! We'll play together, we'll talk together, and we'll even eat Ramen together!" The blond exclaimed, and, without warning, broke into a steady run towards the demons' cage, arms outstretched.

"Hey, wait a minute-"but it was too late. Naruto had flung himself through the bars and onto of the Kyuubi's nine tails, hugging it, and snuggling close. Kyuubi tensed slightly at his touch, but relaxed when his innocent love swept over her. She wrapped her tail at the, now sleeping, boy, keeping him warm.

Maybe this isn't quite the hell it was cut out to be.