Disclaimer: Don't own Stephanie Meyer's stuff, but wouldn't made a special alpha...

Authors note: I've been reading Jacob x Bella fanfics for a while now and I've been having these ideas constantly running through my head. Ideas of different situations that I would like to see the characters in, but I'm no writer! I just had to relieve some of the fantasies, running through my mind. So this is just a stress reliever, soooo I'm sure there will be many mistakes, please be kind. WARNING: All characters are OOC.

When I step on the scene
Ya'll know me, cause I walk with a limp
Like an old school pimp a real O G
I'm rocking vans
I'm in the sand
I've got a redbull and vodka up in my hand
Hey, your looking kind of cute, in that polka dot bikini giiiiiiirl
Hey, this is what I wanna do, take off that polka dot bikini giiiiirl

Song for this chapter: LMFAO "I'm in Miami Trick"

Chapter 1 Wolves in Miami

"Smack!" Was the sound that resonated off my head, snapping me out of my daze.

"Hey what the fuck was that for?" I scolded while rubbing the back of my head, and questioning

whether I should knock Embry's ass out for pulling such a stupid stunt.

"To snap your pansy ass back to reality and remind you where we're at," Embry wailed while

pointing at his shirt. Chuckling at the words written out on it, I realized that my boys are

definitely one of a kind. Especially since both Embry and Quil made us stand out by deciding to

wear matching T-shirts that said, "Wolf Pack, We're in MIAMI TRICK!" They are such

dumbasses. Before the smack to the head I was still half asleep from the trip. It was 7:00 am

and we just got to our hotel after a long fucking flight from forks, WA to Miami, Fl.

For the past two years I've been so numb. It's as if I've been living life without a soul. Ever since

"She" left me I haven't felt whole. Life has just flown by which had some of the pack realizing

that life was short and we weren't doing enough to live it. This meant getting our asses out of

Forks and fucking enjoying life. They couldn't stand seeing me so miserable, and looking

pathetic. Shit, I couldn't stand myself for being such a pussy. That's what influenced our

decision to take our trip. Embry, Quil, and I were graduating this year, "thank fucking god," and

decided that we should do something big to celebrate. I was turning 18 and what better way to

celebrate my b-day and graduation, then going to SPRING BREAK in Miami?

"This is gonna be fucking sweet!" Quil yelled, "Just look at this fucking hotel its perfect."

The hotel we were staying at was right on the beach, Ocean Drive to be exact.

"This shit is gorgeous; seriously remind me to thank that bitch of a sister of yours Seth."

"Hey!" Seth exasperated. "What? I'm grateful; because of her we are going to be getting some

fine Latin pussy. Especially once they see this suite they're going to think we're ballers, she's a

fucking genius!" Seth punched Quil in his arm causing him to almost drop the camera he was

filming the scene with, "Fucker! I'm just sayin', no need for the violence, we're here to party

and get laid!"

"Well watch your fucking mouth, when you talk about my sister!" Seth warned.

We decided to bring Seth along, we wanted him to enjoy the little things life has to offer before

being forced to settle on the reservation for the rest of his life, and especially since chances

were high that he'd imprint before turning 18, most of the pack have already imprinted except

for Embry and me. "I'm fucking grateful for that!"

Taking in the view, I couldn't help but be thankful. God, Miami really is a beautiful city, the

weather is great, the women are fine with beautiful curvaceous bodies, and the ambiance is

just peaceful. It's a nice change, and I am definitely going to take advantage, I deserve some

fun! I'm turning eighteen (even though I look 27 along with the rest of the guys) and I've always

been the good guy, but shit's going to change, I've waited too long I need to let loose and get

laid. I'd always thought and prayed that she'd realize that marrying that fucking bloodsucker

was the wrong choice and run back to me, but I'm a fool I've waited two years, and for what?

She made her decision, she wanted to end her life and spend all eternity as a leech with him.

Enough of that, this is a fucking vacation and it won't be ruined with those kind of thoughts.

I thought shaking the nonsense out of my head. After checking in and getting many stares we

went to our ocean view suite and settled in, we got ready to head out to the beach.

"I'm fucking starving!" Seth said, we all agreed and headed out down ocean drive looking for

somewhere to eat and to start getting wasted, who cares if it's 10 in the morning? The party

started as soon as we hit Miami int'l airport. "Yep, this is definitely gonna be a vacation to

remember." declared Embry while shoving me. Deciding to accept fate I responded. "Sure,

sure," with a big cheesy grin on my face, not knowing how true that statement was.

Drink all day Play all night
Let's get it poppin
I'm in Miami Trick
Drink all day Play all night
Let's get it poppin
I'm in Miami Trick
I'm in Miami Trick