Don't even own the words.
Set after Edward leaves Bella, sorry it's horrible. (I decided to screw it up with some random funny stuff)
Edward didn't love me, I didn't deserve him anyway. I picked up the gun on my bedside table and pressed to my head, and -bang-
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Edward point of view
I ran to Bella's house faster than I ever had, but Bella was already dead. Alice's vision had come too late. I picked up my loves body and sobbed. "Bella come back, please, PLEASE," I yelled. "She won't come back," Sponge bob yelled
30,000,000,000,000 years later
Life stinks without Bella… But Sponge Bob told me she wanted me to live… Stupid Sponge Bob… STUPID DOTS! Stupid hair! Stupid bed! Stupid everything!
I miss Bella… Dumb gun that killed her… Dumb me… Dumb Volturi that won't kill me… OK, OK, stop being so sad Edward…
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Bella like cheese. I'm so sad. I can't cry though. Boo-hoo.
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