Rules and regulations that may not be enforced by Xavier himself but everyone else agrees to.

1. We do not automatically assume things.

Especially not about new recruits

When Kenneth had first met Asha he was under the assumption that Asha could turn into a monster; thus why she had stayed in her room for so long. Even though she denied he wouldn't let it go. After an incident involving an annoyed Blaise ended up with Kenneth in the hospital with second degree burns Kenneth was truly sorry for thinking she was a monster.

2. We do not refer to Blaise and marina as the Yin and Yang twins.

For gods sake the fire didn't die down until we got home!

All the teachers had needed to go to New York for a emergency meeting with Xavier. They thought that the kids would behave for an hour alone. They were wrong.

3. You are not permitted to use Ashas powers for your own expenses.

Even if you call it training!

Long had decided that since Asha could never die she would be the perfect test subject for target practice. Deadpool agreed.

4. Just because you have powers doesn't mean you should use them for the everything.

Suuuure…

Paavai didn't want to do chores. It turned out that her clones didn't either.

5. Stop making up names for your powers! They don't need categories!

? Really?

At first it was okay, even encourage with things like Techno path and Claravoyance, but then came stickywetsubstancepath. It all went downhill from there.

6. Do NOT attempt to get people to play house.

It is here fore BANNED from all mutant schools! And the cops were called!

Lucy was bored. She decided to try and act her age and play house. It was decided that Kain would be the father, Gene the brother, Lucy herself the sister. The mother went from Paavai to Blaise to Yuna to Asha to Long. The scarier thing was that Long stayed the longest.

7. The Shadow Lord isn't out to get you. Don't try and hide from them.

And please don't set a fire because you don't want to be captured by him.

Lucy wanted to know why it took Kain so long to get back from town that one time. Jocelyn came up with the Shadow Lord story. That was just the beginning.

8. The fights will stop.

NOW!

You know those fight? The ones like "Who would win_ or _?" Yuna asked one innocent question about Kenneth or Jacinta. Then one about Paavai and Jamie. And Kain and Storm. Blaise and Nathan. James and Cody. Ect. Ect. Ect.

9. You are not Ninja. Stop saying you are.

That's only me.

Lilly did NOT like being called a ninja. Alexi liked calling her that. Kitche just didn't like the others called that.

10. We don't care about your feuds. Keep them off the battle field!

For gods sake you're a team!

New York met Washington for a mission. Kain met Conrad for the first time since the fight. Maya saw Jocelyn. It soon became one big fight. The brotherhood just stood back and watched shocked.

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Please don't ask about this! I REALLY wanted to write something like this for a while. Review please!