A/N So here I am, getting back from Peru, right? I buy ANGEL when the freaking cabin doors open on the plane on my nook. So, instead of sleeping like I should have been, I read the entire book in an hour, thinking that Fax would get back together. Well apparently NOT! I hope that all of you Max Ride fans would agree that James Patterson messed everything up and that ANGEL was THE WoRsT book in the series. I was even madder about the ending than I was with FANG and The Lost Hero (PJO). So now I have presented a little letter to James.
Dear James Patterson,
Don't get me wrong, I love all of your books, Which & Wizard, Max Ride, When the Wind Blows, etc. You are an amazing writer, and I hope to be like you someday. I used to check out all of the stuff on Max-Dan-Wiz and read up on you and the possible MR movie (2013), but that has all changed.
TAE, SO-F, STWAOES, TFW, and MAX- they were all great. When FANG came out, I bought it at midnight, and read the entire rest of the night. Not only did I waste my much-needed night of sleep, you destroyed FAX. And Dylan has to go. I'm okay with Maya, because I don't think Fang would do that. Dylan can DIE! Or be with Maya in the end. Either or. As long as Max and Fang are together in the end. Would you believe that at the end of FANG I cried for like an hour? Well it happened. I was crying when my mom came in my room and six in the morning to wake me up for school. School! That's some fricking dedication. And then I did badly on a test because I was so freaking tired! It's all your fault. If you didn't make Fang, AKA my FaVoRiTe character, leave, then I wouldn't have gotten a B+ instead of an A. Thanks James!
Then when ANGEL came out, I was in a foreign country with family, and all I could talk about was that stupid book. I hadn't seen these people in over two years and the only things I said were about genetically mutated kids. Then I bought the dumb book when the plane LANDED, and read it in two hours. Now, on that same day, I am sitting here, listening to Dancing With Tears in My Eyes by Ke$ha, which is a pretty depressing song, that matches the series perfectly, punching the keys on my laptop, ranting about how seriously ****ed up the series is now. You made Max and Dylan make-out, Fang leave, and Angel disappear! Well I didn't like Angel…but that's beside the point! But come on.
Another thing. Why were there absolutely no fight scenes in this book? I mean, all we got was those weird bug kids or whatever. And that was once- and they didn't even kill them! Reading is where I put all of my negative/violent energy, and now I have nowhere to put it! Maybe you can give me the manuscript of the next book…just so I don't go gallivanting through the streets with a baseball bat. Please. I may sound crazy, but I am just your everyday, overly devoted fan. Do you want your fans to start a riot? I sure wouldn't. I have talked to a lot of P.O. 'ed people in the last couple of hours I have been back home. They all want that last book. And they ALL want Dylan to DIE because he totally RUINS the best part of the book- Fax. Wink, wink!
In conclusion, you're books are great, but you seriously messed EVERYTHING up. If Fax doesn't prevail in that final book, you WiLl be hearing from me. And the bazillion other Fax fans out there. Trust me.
Best Wishes,
Alessa-Daughter of Athena.
Okay so not my best work, but I needed to get that out. And my friends won't let me talk to them about MR anymore…
So this is for The Hope Project- which I just started. Go check it out. And join. It will be completely up and running (the advice and stuff like that) by the end of the month (so like a week…wait no…) at the very earliest. It will probably start in the first week of March.
Thanks guys! Review!
