Sgt. Keroro presents: Tis Better to Have Loved and Lost!
Written by Caleb Sharp
Ahh, spring again; the birds are chirping, the sun is shinning, and it is a beautiful day to get out instead of writing a fan fiction about this crappy show! (The writers told me to cut that last part out, but I snuck it in!) Anyway, let's see what's going on with Giroro. Meow, Cried Giroro's bunkmate happily. "Yes, I know what today is, Valentine's day!" He growled washing and inspecting his arsenal of weapons. "Today is the day!" he said mysteriously.
"Today is the day!" Tamama Said energetically. His eyes widened as he trained outside Ms. Momoka's estate in his light blue pants. Back at the hinata house, Angol Mois painted her nail's, did the dishes, and put on her makeup faster than ever before. "Today is the day!" She said to herself, her face as serious as ever. "Today is the day I express my Love!" All three of the said simultaneously; their voices filled with determination.
Keroro sat on the couch watching Re-runs of Gundam. Hey lay back into the long tan couch comfortably, when Fuyuki walked up and sat next to him. "Hey sarg," He asked "Yah what's up buddy?" Keroro replied nonchalantly. "Have you every had a…crush?" Fuyuki asked nervously, his cheeks turning slightly pinkish. "Yeeep, I See him every time I look in the mirror." He replied. "No, I mean, have you every liked a girl?" Fuyuki asked a bit annoyed. "A girl?" Keroro asked himself, thinking. "Of course! I used to have girls crushing on me all the time." He said turning to face Fuyuki. "Well, how exactly did you tell them?" he asked, his face now resuming its natural tone. "Beats me, they were always asking me out." Keroro responded, still very nonchalantly with a hint of pride. "Oh, ok. Thanks anyway." Fuyuki said, a ting of disappointment hidden not so well in his voice. "Any time buddy!" Fuyuki walked off with an aura of depression surrounding him. "Shesh, what a weirdo." Keroro said to himself. His focus then returned to the glorious Gundam episode. Suddenly Private first class Tamama walked into the room. Curse this Gundam, I will destroy it too one day, but for now I must focus on my mission. He thought as a plan formulated in his little jealous mind. After he eats the perfect meal I made for him he'll be so happy and tired then he will say yes to anything! And when I ask him to runaway with me he'll agree without even knowing and he will LOVE ME! "Hey sarg I ma-," Tamama was unable to finish his sentence before Keroro interrupted saying, "Shss Private quiet! This is one of my favorite episodes!" "But," Tamama interjected, "Shss!" Tamama walked away saddened. Suddenly Angol Mois ran into the room. "Uncle, guess what I bought you!" She said excitedly "What?" asked Keroro. "More Gundam!" Keroro gasped in excitement. "The Zaku Warrior ZGMF-1000 plus Blaze and Gunner Wizards! Thanks Angol Mois You're the best!" As Keroro ran off excitedly with his new model Tamama's jealousy meter raised with each step he took. It took every ounce of self control Tamama had not to blast Mois right there. Who does she think she is going after the sarg's heart HE'S MINE! Meanwhile, Angol mois was actually thinking for herself too! Bueno! (Is anyone else confused as to why a Japanese company would make a destroyer of worlds speak Spanish?)
Meanwhile, deep in the dark space of kululu's lab, the strange yellow toad chirped ominously. (Or technically he doesn't chirp he kukus, but I couldn't think of a better word.) Anyways, I wonder what he's so happy about. "You'll have to wait till later in the story kukuku." He said, able to hear my thoughts, creepy.