So, I was Watching Bleach when an idea hit me clean in the face, but then I forgot it and substituted it with this!!

DISCLAIMER: Tite Kubo owns Bleach and all of its characters, and sadly, not me. : (

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Giggle, giggle " Ok, every one, you each have your (giggle) assignments?" Asked Yachiru.

" Yep. (Giggle)" said Kiyone.

" Ok, (Giggle) let's go over them one more time." Said Nanao, trying to stifle their giggles "Isane-san, You get one of the first division vice!"

" (Laughs) H-hai!"

"Soifon-Taicho, you get one of your sexy third seat."

Soifon falls off her chair laughing hysterically.

"Rangiku-san you take one of (HAHAHAHA!!) KIRA!!"

" I'LL JUST GET THE SUCKER DRUNK!! HAHA!!"

"OK, that sexy seat in the fourth division, that's for Nemu! (Giggles)"

"A-alright HA!" Said Nemu, who had, by now, given up her stone face.

"Now since the only person who meets outward standards for the fifth division is Momo, and she is, well, she. We'll just have to use Ikkaku! Yachiru, he's all yours!"

"Pachinko, look out!!! HEEHEE!"

"Now, the lucky girl who is for the sixth division captain is RUKIA!"

" Nii-sama's gonna KILL me!"

"Don't worry, we'll say Rangiku or Yachiru found got them, they get all the dirt first!"

"Well, Ok then!(Giggles)"

" Rangiku, Can you handle Hisagi aswell?"

" I'll probably kill two birds with one stone with the drunk plan!HOORAY FOR SAKE!!! HAHAHA!!"

"Ok then, Kyouraku, meee…."

" Stop acting so down, we know you dig him!" shouted Kiyone.

Ise reacted with a blush.

"S-so A-anyway, Iba, from the seventh division is too damn ugly for this. So we'll use Ichigo, which Rukia will also get."

"Huh, wha-!"

"Yes, Rukia, You. You know you waaaannna (giggles)!!"

Another blush was received.

" So any way, Momo, will of course be taking Hitsugaya, and of course fulfilling her assignment too!"

" Wha!!! Nani! Noo! We're just friends!! FRIENDS!!!"

" YOU'RE JUST FRIENDS WHEN MY BOOBS ARE CUP B!!" shouted Matsumoto.

Momo just gave up at this point, her face redefining 'red' and hung her head in defeat.

"Zaraki…Who's gonna cover Zaraki-taicho?"

"I WILL!" shouted Unohana, jumping up from her chair and raising her hand up, realizing what she was doing and sat back down " I mean, I shall offer my services for the noble cause…a-hem."

" Ummm…. ok." Ise said awkwardly as the rest of the SWA looked at Unohana strangely.

" Let's not even touch the 12th division."

"Agreed." They said in Unison, slightly shuddering.

" We'll have to use…

IN THE HUMAN WORLD…

"Why the hell do you want me and Chad to come over to soul society, Midget?"

" Cause I won't tell Nii-sama about the thing with the paint chips, the blender, and the noble cat!"

"We'll be right over!!"

BACK IN SOUL SOCIETY

Rukia snapped her cell shut " There."

They all looked at her strangely until Rangiku spoke up " The thing with the paint chips, the blender, and the noble cat?"

"Trust me, you don't wanna know. Let's just leave it at Momen ('momen' means 'cotton') will never look at a paint brush the same way again…"

"Umm…sure."

" We have a person on the inside who will get us one of Chad. So anyway, now that that's settled, Kiyone, you get one of-"

"UKITAKE-TAICHO!!!!" she shouted in glee.

"Ahem, yea."

"So now that we have pretty much everything sorted out that needs sorting out at this moment, we can start…" Nanao smiled as they all said….

" OPERATION BEEFCAKE CALENDAR!!!!"

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So, what do ya think? Should I continue? Who do you want to see first? Write down the name of the 'photographer' ( S.W.A. member) and I will write the first chapter about them! The first three people that pick one choice I will write the next chapter for!

ALSO, If you're voting for the mystery character and Chad, just write "M.C. Camera" or "Chad". For those who are inevitably going to ask 'What does the M.C. mean?' It means 'Mystery Character': D

One reviewer: HINAMORI!!

Another: NO WAY!! MATSUMOTO!!HOORAY FOR DRUNKEN PEOPLE!!!

Third reviewer: YACHIRU AND PACHINKO HEAD!!! PACHINKOOOOOOOO!!!!

Me: Enough!! You guys don't count anymore!!

Them: D:

So anyway, Don't argue, or you won't count like these people I made up, I mean, these people I cut off…Yes… that's it… (Shifts eyes nervously)

R & R, even if you don't want to vote!!

THIS JUST IN!!! VOTING MUST STOP DUE TO THE FACT THAT WE HAVE A WINNER!! YOU ASKED FOR IT AND YOU GOT IT: THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE OF RUKIA, ICHIGO, AND BYAKUYA!!


And just so you people know 'The appointments' has not been canceled!! I'm working on the last chapter!! It'll be up when I get to it!!

Lovez,

-Tobi


P.S.

Thank you, iluvmitsukake and Shandul-kun for telling me that the name of the first division Vice captain was Sasakibe Chōjirō!