Connor's Advice
"You see, you just have to get in there and let your body do the talking, I should know, my sex life has been very active these past few years" said Connor with a grin that suggested he was really proud of this.
"Okay, body talking" said Becker with a slightly perplexed look edged on his baby face.
"Are you writing this all down?" asked Connor "You really should take my advice you know girls call me a 'sex god'"
"Do they really Connor, I have never heard anyone call you a 'sex god' before" said Abby as she walked in sniggering at Connor's mini speech "sorry am I interrupting something?"
"No I was just leaving, thanks for your time Connor" said Becker quietly as he left the room. Why Becker thought, as he walked out of Connor's 'Office', had he asked for advice off Connor, he would have been better seeking Lester. Becker started to walk round the corner that lead to the main part of the arc, when he bumped into the person he really didn't want to confront- he just wasn't ready.
"Oh hello Becker" said Jess and her heart skipped a beat "You are just the person I want to speak to, can we speak somewhere private, actually will you meet me here when everyone else has gone home, bye" Jess said and skipped off in the direction Becker had just come from.
It was very late and Becker returned to the main part of the arc as requested by Jess, he walked round the same corner as before that day but was not greeted by Jess. He walked over to her and tried to say something witty about how pretty she look but it came out as "Wow you urm changed your clothes" Yes he thought to himself I really am as emotionally retarded as everyone says I am. Jess was wearing high waist denim shorts and a small white with a black cardi.
"You are probably wondering, why I asked you to meet me here?" said Jess voicing the question Becker had been sitting on all day "Well I want you to talk to me about Sarah, I heard you were very close to her"
Becker knew it was the time to get some serious flirting done. "Sarah's gone, I'm over her..."
"No you're not" interrupted Jess "I know you're not"
"As I was saying, I like another girl now" Becker started to move closer to Jess and placing his hand on her leg, Jess looked a bit taken aback by Becker's words. Becker saw his chance and took it, he grabbed Jess and put one hand round her waist and the other further up her leg.
"Urm Becker are you okay?"
"Yeah I'm fine" said Becker then it hit him, he had been so stupid, why on earth would Jess want to get with him, him out of all the guys in the world. "Oh Jess I'm sorry I have to go" he said and rushed off to the exit as fast as he could go. Note to self Becker thought to himself, never take Connor's advice, ever. It became clear to him that he had not just thought that but said it out loud, when Jess caught up with him and said "You took Connor's advice. Has he been telling you that sex god story again?"
"Maybe Jessica, does it matter? You don't love me" said Becker looking sad and walking away "Oh crap I didn't mean to say that last bit out loud"
"I'm so sorry, Captain Becker" said Jess with a look that Becker didn't recognise.
"Sorry for what?" asked Becker suspiciously.
"This" said Jess and she slapped him on the mouth. An odd place to slap someone thought Becker- this time he did not say it out loud.
"Now Captain, I will have to kiss it better" said Jess.