Okay I'd usually start off with a lol thing, but this story is meant to be over-the-top ridiculous. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in Alpha and Omega. Except for the O/C's.
Run Humphrey Run
It was supposed to be a peaceful night in the valley of Jasper, but on this night there was no peace to be found.
Though the parting of the valley was clear, on rocky ridges wolves stood on either side.
Ferocious growls, and teeth snapping together replaced the harmony of whimsical howls. All while the sharp scrape of claws and menacing stares paved the way for the war at hand.
The two most prominent figures that stood out of all of these were on ledges facing towards one another. Proud and sharp figures took the stand for their side, neither willing to back down for the sake of their future, for the sake of their packs.
On the Eastern side stood Tony. His form slightly larger than that of most other wolves, even that among the alphas.
"Its the full moon, Winston" he shouted across the valley in hopes that his voice would cause his foe to shudder in fear.
On the other side stood Winston the western pack alpha. He stood bold even in the face of danger, unflinching at the threat imposed at his own.
"I can see that, Tony" Winston yelled back unfazed by the display of the eastern wolves he was sure he would soon battle.
The growls and glares continued from each side because of the absence of the heiress to the western pack.
Kate the daughter of Winston and Eve who had disappeared several days ago just before she was to become mates with Tony's son Garth to unite their packs in peace.
The western wolves blamed the eastern wolves for the sudden disappearance. Likewise the eastern wolves believed that their western rivals were simply hiding her so that Tony's plan would be rendered void.
Tony's eyes narrowed, focused solely onto Winston. "I didn't want it to come to this" he yelled. Thought the idea of war weighed heavily on his mind, in honesty he knew this would be the only way for his pack not to starve from their food shortage.
"But here we are" Winston followed closely to Tony's words seeing that it was too late for either side to back down from an all out war. He never wanted this, he wanted both sides to come to a prosperous peace, but now the odds of that were slim.
Just standing behind Winston was his mate, Eve. An alpha she was, strong, proud, and considered to be the most ferocious weapon either packs have ever witnessed to.
Though the wolves, with the exception of many of the omegas were growling she simply stood still. Her eyes moved from one eastern wolf to another, unusually calm and smiling all the way.
As things were getting more tense for both sides, two figures came running down the middle of the valley. "Stop the insanity, Go organic" a grey wolf and a deep tan colored wolf shouted in unison over and over again gaining the attention of all the wolves present.
"Stop the insanity, Go organic" they sang each having a squirrel on their back, throwing flowers and berries to anyone they could reach. Confounded wolves merely stared on awkwardly at the rather unusual situation.
With more than a few eyebrows raised and heads tilted they soon were out of sight still singing their tune that trailed off into the distance.
A single wolf from the western side wearing a wreath of flowers started cheering and clapping wildly. He went on for a few seconds until he caught sight of multiple wolves on the western side staring him down.
With the minor distraction gone and the self sworn enemies regaining their tension it was clear that the night would end with loss from both sides.
Winston and Tony both regaining their ground breed their fangs at each other. They knew it was finally time to begin their war, and end their unsteady peace.
Tony continued his speech "All I asked was for you to follow our customs, unite the packs". With every word his voice grew in anger "But no your daughter had to up and run away". He was furious for his plan had been fooled, and now was the time to strike.
Just before Winston could argue a voice tore through the bailey "I didn't run away".
Every wolf turned their heads to see that their missing wolf Kate had returned. Wolves whispered to one another while she ran down the face of a steep cliff. Each of them relieved that the sudden outbreak of war may very well be over.
Her parents were soon on her trail with her sister Lilly following closely.
The moment Kate had finally gotten down Eve was the first one on the scene, nuzzling her with a hinge of concern on her face "We were so worried".
Winston ran beside them. glad to have her back and halt the fighting. Though the thought of the fight counting was in his mind, the safety of his daughter was at the forefront "Where have you been".
"In Idaho" she said, turning to each of them prepared to face whatever consequence may be there.
Winston was confused at this, she had never ran away before "What were you doing in Idaho"
Kate breathed a breath of relief and spat out her answer as quickly as she could "We were taken by humans to another park".
The three wolves were shocked. Humans wouldn't usually set foot on their territory so easily.
Humphrey who was with Kate had finally made it down the cliff. He was a bit slower than her in making it down, but with one question on his mind he could't really go any faster.
He managed to sneak by and stand next to Kate and just in front of her parents.
Humphrey who had become Kate's best friend throughout their time journeying back from Idaho. Humphrey who had become bolder, even though he was an omega.
Humphrey who would be the wolf to forever change Jasper park for the in their social hierarchy. Humphrey the omega that was about to make the biggest mistake of his still young life.
He took a bold step foreword and cleared his throat. Eve and Winston looked on intently anxious to hear his part in the story.
Humphrey was expecting this so he told them the first thing that came to his mind "We were supposed to repopulate".
Just before he could get another word in Eve's jaw nearly dropped. Something in her snapped, and her blood began to boil.
Without warning she narrowed her eyes, and in one quick motion she reared back and lunged toward the unsuspecting omega in clear view of the other wolves.
Humphrey suddenly realized his mistake the moment he said 'repopulate'. He had always known Eve to go ballistic, even when he pulled a simple prank.
Out of instinct and fear he took a step back and narrowly avoid being plastered into the ground by the maddened mother.
Humphrey gasped in shock, and took one look at where Eve had landed. A small indentation was made in the dirt while dust was kicked up making a cloud of dust around Eve.
Many of the wolves on both sides were shocked as well. Eve doesn't attack her own, but they failed to hear what Humphrey said. They also didn't realize how angry Eve was now.
Humphrey began to take a few more steps back, cautious of what may happen with Eve. The dust cloud around her began to settle and all he could catch was the glare from her tallow tinted eyes.
Humphrey's sudden fears came to reality. With a new threat on the loose, the war seemed very insignificant.
"OH MY GOSH" He clenched his teeth, turned and ran as quickly as he could.
Kate turned just to see Humphrey heading for the eastern side. "Mom" Kate yelled concerned for her friend, but a yellow blur cut her off. Eve was running full speed towards her prey, his head start would soon mean nothing.
"Why did I say that" Humphrey panicked as he ran having several close calls with scattered rocks on the valley floor "What was I thinking"
"Hey, western mutt, this is our land" An eastern wolf yelled out furious that the wolf he assumed was an omega would just walk over uninvited.
Humphrey paid little attention to this and continued to press on with Eve still hot on his trail.
The alpha growled slightly "Apparently you didn't hear me, I said-".
Humphrey ran and jumped as quickly as possible still ignoring the warning signs.
Aiming for the lower ridges of the valley he scrambled by several wolves "Sorry, excuse me, sorry"
"Hey I said" Eve quickly followed Humphrey and landed where he just ran by.
"Oh, you, get off our-" Eve would have none of this. With a single flash she grabbed the wolf's mane and slung him off of the rock.
Another wolf that was just standing beside Eve was stunned. "W-what, why would you do that to Nick, what'd he ev-" Eve turned and snapped her jaws at the wolf, grabbing him by the muzzle. Her eyes alight with rage she jerked her head and tossed him off the cliff-side as well.
Tony was furious and afraid, but he had to do something. He remembered not to mess with Eve, but she was upsetting pack custom "Eastern alpha's take her down"
"Yes sir" his alphas howled in unison, taking their fighting stances just as Eve had finished tossing another wolf that had gotten in her way.
"If I ever make it out of this alive, I'll ask Kate out again" Humphrey said, nearly at the top of the ridge, clamoring the last few feet and huffing as he went.
He looked over the edge, thankful that the eastern pack was preoccupied with Eve. But the only thing unsettling to him was that she didn't pay attention to them, her eyes stayed focused on him.
Tony saw that his wolves were merely circling Eve trying to put on an intimidating display, flashing their teeth and uttering low growls "Well… what are you waiting for"Attack".
Though he got nervous looks from them they complied and closed in. "I got her sir she's MINE" one of the wolves said, and lunged at Eve full force.
Eve remained focused at the top where Humphrey was, silently chattering his teeth in fear. Her stone cold gaze never left his fearful eyes and she mouthed something that she hoped he could recognize.
Knowing that she had to get rid of the nuisances in the way she decided best to take care of it all at once. The wolf flying towards was going a little too fast, a novice mistake, but it's what she wanted.
Waiting until she was sure the wolf would land behind her she reached up and grabbed clamped her jaws down on his tail, wild screaming and flailing ensued.
"AAA help guys help, she's got my tail"
"No not Jean, Get her" the wolves scrambled to try to free their pack-mate, but to her this was just another weapon.
Biting down harder and eliciting another scream from her newly 'improvised' weapon she pulled her head back and swung with all her strength, knocking several potential attackers away.
Some of the wolves she hit crashed into the sides of the valley, others were merely knocked out.
Another wave of wolves came by and she swung wildly. Terrified screams of her weapon grew softer and softer and so did the roar of the eastern pack.
By the time she was done more than a dozen wolves lay unconscious before her or fallen off of the cliff, her weapon had served her well.
"Guys she's still got me, she's crazy and my head hurts sooo bad"
She grew angry and released her grip on him and looked him directly in the eye. Eve own yellow eyes were dilated that he could see his own reflection.
She grinned her teeth and snarled down "No body calls me CRAZY"
Tony took a step back out of fear. Eve had sing'e handedly made the situation worse, but he mad it worse by calling the attack.
He thought of what he could do to stop her, but instead Eve picked up the wolf by the scruff, he was sure it was too late.
"P-please, don't I-i've go a… umm" the wolf frantically searched for words while fading into unconsciousness "I'll give you my share of caribou?"
"Sorry" she bit down a little harder "Eve likes to hunt her prey to till the end"
She yanked her head and tossed the wolf in the direction she last saw Tony.
Tony cringed when he knew she did that on purpose. The fact that he had a bad back didn't help him either. He closed his eyes and braced for the imminent impact.
The wolf soared through the air elegantly and landed with a flop just behind Tony.
"Huh" Tony opened one eye slowly and then the other. He had gotten by unscathed.
"She missed… She… Missed" He let out a nervous sigh, only to look up and see another object flying towards him, from what he could tell it was a smaller wolf
This wolf however hit Tony's side causing him to fall over and yell in pain from his back.
"Ah, now that's done so where was I" she refocused on Humphrey who had just disappeared over the cliff "Ah yes".
Eve jogged around the fallen wolves around her and headed up to the top of valley.
The western side knew better than to try to stop Eve on a rampage. Winston though used to her outbursts was still a bit shocked to see the extent she would go through, but in this case he couldn't blame her.
"Mom, wait, Humphrey and I" Kate ran to the eastern side hoping to stop her mom before more of her anger ensued.
"Winston" Tony yelled still laying on his back "Get your mate back here, we need to talk".
Winston looked up and over the eastern ridge. He wanted to get Eve back, but at this point it would be impossible for him to do anything "Well Tony" his concern soon turned into a silent mourning "We'll have to wait and see if Humphrey comes back".
Kate took notice of his tone and looked around. The eastern wolves were beginning to clean up their wounded and the western wolves were heading back with the exception of Lilly.
Lilly was focused just a little further than where Tony was. Kate traced her eyes solely to Garth. A wad smile crept on her muzzle "Hmm I wonder".
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