ecause I had nothing better to do, and mostly because my entire Transformers Fan career was spent doing Fanfiction, so be proud I actually shoved my charater out of the Transformers Universe and into the WAll-E one ( eventually you'll see)
Warning: INSANITY IS FOUND HERE IF YOU CAN'T TAKE INSANITY PLEASE DO NOT READ flames shall be used to i dunno fuel BURN-E's gas tank. or burn garbage, also slight language warning
so here we go! Part 1: Wallllll-E
It' wasn't very often Misfits went to another Universe and/or brought charaters from a Universe,
Infact it was almost never, not since her spring break vacation in the SD-Gundam Universe and it could have been better, but it was better than that time she went to the Beast Wars universe and was captured by Maximals who were co very confused as to who she was.
but getting back to the point, it did once in a blue moon happen.
and on occasion it was an accident,
like warping to the current universe she'd lived in over a year, the Animated Universe, and she was damned sure it was this time too.
buzzzzzzzzz buzzz buzz -foreign contaminant-
"Ooooh."
"Ev-ah?"
*squeak*
"Not possible,"
Misfits cracked open an eye, hoping it was Bumblebee watching her Wall-E DVD and not the actuall charaters, she spoted a small, yellowish but mostly rustyish bown box, and felt her hand taken and shaken,
"WAlllllll-E" it said,
Misfits flinched violently, and opened both eyes, spotting Wall-E himself in her line of vision as well as Hal on his head, behind him floated Eve and shockingly Auto and down by her foot was M-O cleaning her feet.
'oh boy' she thought, 'Ratchet's going to kill me...' but she was friendly, and shook Wall-E's hand...claw...thing. "Misfits," She said, staring at Auto who glared at her.
"misssssssssfitttts?" asked Wall-E
"Yes, Misfits," she said, Hal squeaked and jumpped on her bed, skittering around.
"Hey Misfits are you in here?" asked Bumblebee barging into her room, and staring right at Wall-E and Co.
they stared at him, all except M-O who could have cared less than if the world or the universe he was in would collapse around him,
"is that?" Bumblebee started, Wall-E wheeled over to the edge of the desk where Misfits had her bed, he offered his claw to Bumblebee,
"WAllll-E." he politely introduced himself to the shorter of the Autobots
"Yes," Misfits giggled as M-O's brush tickled her foot, she picked him up. He fidgeted wanting to return to his directive, he warbled at her in a pleading 'please put me down' tone she patted his head soothingly. "Was there something you wanted Bumblebee?" she asked, acting like this happened everyday.
Bumblebee stared distracted by Wall-E "No," he said distantly 'No not in particular" he saw Auto floating behind EVE, "why is Auto here?"
Misfits looked at the floating Auto. and shrugged "I don't know," she said, M-O sighed and settled for cleaning her hands instead.
"Oooh," Wall-E looked at Misfits collection of Transformer Figures, intrigued, Eve giggled and hovered over to his side to look at them too.
M-O fidgeted more, having cleaned her arms, and hands, and upper torso, Misfits giggled as he did so she placed him down letting him move on to clean more, patting his head 'Thank you M-O." she told him. he looked up at her with squinty eyes taking it to mean he was smiling,.
Bumblebee leaned over to Auto, squinting his optics at the offending former Autopilot. "I don't trust you." he told Auto who probibly could have cared less. Misfits stopped smiling at Wall-E and Eve and Hal and looked to Auto.
"I don't think he can do much harm Bumblebee' she said, Mo Bounced noticing he'd missed a spot on her upper body. she laid down on her bed and allowed him to do his job,
"Yeah," Said Bumblebee "but he might taze someone,"
"If you think he'll be a problem take him to Ratchet then."
Bumblebee stood upright again crossing his arms against his chest plating, "Oh no, I'm not scaring the Doc-Bot, you scare him." he said,
"You can tell him it's my fault," Said Misfits not looking at Bumblebee but rather at Hal who skittered all over her body.
"Why not just tape his spokes?"
Misfits wasn't paying attention, had she, she would have hovered to Bumblebee's faceplate and slapped it, she didn't like Auto much but cruelty to a Machine ( even Auto) was against everything she stood for.
"Sure," said Misfits giving her short attention span to M-O who'd finished cleaning her body to his satisfaction and was now very contently sitting in her lap having his head rubbed, he warbled happily.
Bumblebee grabbed Auto rather tight, -which Auto didn't like at all and had his TAZ-R spoke not been pushed down, would have shocked Bumblebee- "I'm goin' to the Doc-Bot" said Bumblebee,
Misfits absentmindedly waved 'Okay bye." she said, and watched Wall-E wave politely goodbye to the young Autobot. she looked at Wall-E's treads and then the floor which was far away.
"Ramp," she thought aloud and carefully placed M-O down, and went to her Closet pulling a very very large plank of Wood from it making a Ramp for Wall-E to wheel down,
"TA-Dah!" she said, Wall-E looked at it and clapped his claws.
Misfits smiled at her handy work, "Thank you," she said and picked up M-O, letting Hal skitter off her shoulder and on to Wall-E, before walking down the plank letting Wall-E and Eve follow,
"You didn't think I'd be up on my desk all day did you?" she said as she led them all to the Lounge for breckfast.
Part two : I'm trusting you Auto
Misfits entered the lounge with Wall-E and Eve while carrying M-O Hal sat on Wall-e's head. being followed like she was made Misfits feel like she was christopher Robin with Pooh and Friends for some odd reason or another.
She stopped at what she considered the kitchen, which really all it was was a counter, a sink a fridge one cabinet and a drawer to hold the plastic-ware mostly because she usually ate either in her own Universe, the Chibi Adoption agency or just plain went out with Bumblebee to eat and a fast food restaurant before going out on her own or with Prowl to remove the fat she truly didn't want.
Optimus Prime spotted her. and shook his head, having only met her a year ago her strange and odd unhuman like behavior still baffled him, and the fact that Ratchet and Jazz, Ultra Magnus and of all mechs, Megatron were the only ones to actually know her, only baffled him more, he stood from the couch and walked to where she was making tea and M-O was having a field day with the refrigerator,
"Misfits, ha-" he was about to ask if she'd recently seen Bumblebee carrying what he thought was Auto but when he saw wall-E and Eve he thought against it "Nevermind," he said, sighing.
Wall-E noticed, and 'oooooh'ed at Prime's size over him, he was bigger than the Wall-as! he wheeled over and held out a claw "Wallll-E " he introduced himself politely yet again,
Prime having suffered the watching of Misfits's 'Wall-E' DVD at least fifty times, knew what to do and bent down to lend Wall-E his pinky digit to shake "Optimus Prime," he said,
Misfits who was in a trance state from watching the tea kettle boil once again did not pay any small amount of attention to anything around her,
Mo looked at Optimus and stuck out his little beacon, Prime's stabilizing servos were absolutely FILTHY. he quickly rolled himself over and started cleaning like it was going out of fashion.
"Misfits where did they come from?" Optimus snapped his digits in front of her face, something that he picked up from Ratchet to grab her undivided attention. she flailed her arms with a yell, she hatted having someone snap their fingers next to her, she didn't quite know why, but she found out how annoying it was from a classmate. and it bothered her ever since
"WHAT?!" she shrieked,
"Where did they come from?" Optimus asked again,
Misfits let the question sink in,
"Oh, well where do you think they came from?" she asked, her odd tone of sarcasm oozing all over,
"But why?"
"I don't know," she answered, finding a twinkie and giving it to Wall-E to give to Hal, who bounced at the idea of having a twinkie and not a BNL creamie.
"But why did Bumblebee go to Ratchet with the Autopilot?"
"He doesn't trust him," she paused to take her medication which would help lengthen her attention span and hopefully keep her quiet, "so he took him to Ratchet,"
"oh," Prime was satisfied and with out any disregard to the little cleaner bot cleaning his foot stepped over M-O and went on his way before the conversation got odder.
M-O was a little upset, but he hung his head in a failed job and returned to Misfits to clean her leg again while she ate biscuits with butter for her breakfast and sipped at tea.
Prowl entered a few Minutes after Misfits was done with her breakfast wondering where she'd been for the morning sunrise and meditation, and found her sitting in his tire chair watching saturday morning cartoons with Wall-E, Eve and Hal while M-O busied himself with cleaning said chair.
"Misfits why are Wall-E and his friends here?" he asked, M-O gave and angry shriek when he saw how filthy Prowl was what with Prowl living with a tree in his room, not to mention climbing in said tree, holding birds and the like. He rushed over wielding his brush and immediately started at Prowl's foot.
Wall-e saw Prowl and not wanting to be rude introduced himself, Prowl shook fingers with the garbage bot, "Prowl," he said
"Prow?" asked Wall-E
"Prowlll," replied Prowl accenting the 'L' in his name
"Prowll?"
Prowl nodded "Prowl."
"huh," said Wall-E thoughtfully
"Hello M-O" said Prowl bending down to watch the little white bot clean. M-O had learned politeness from Wall-E and waved his little cleaner bar before diligently returning to work.
"When does he stop?" asked Prowl after five minutes of having his foot cleaned
"Until you're cleaned" replied Misfits, watching M-O as well, she spotted Bumblebee enter in the corner of her eye grinning like an idiot with Auto in his servo.
"Problem: Solved," said Bumblebee rather proud with what he'd done to Auto,
"What did you do to Auto?"
Bumblebee held his hand over Misfits and let go of Auto, who fell like a brick of lead on to the chair, every single one of his spokes done up in a wad of electrical tape. Misfits's glared at Bumblebee, he backed away. Angry Misfits means a bad day for everyone. She stood and looked at Auto. who made a very weak robotic groaning noise,
Misfits hated it when she said she hated characters and then ended up liking them anyway, Auto was such a case, after reasoning he wasn't evil, he was just doing what his job was and nothing more.
"Auto are you okay?" she asked kneeling down to the wheel.
"No." replied Auto, rather angry sounding.
"Really Bumblebee? Was it necessary for you to tape ALL of his spokes?" she picked up Auto by a spoke setting him upright.
Auto half thought she would untaped all his spokes but she didn't. instead she bent down to his deep red Optic, but far away not to annoy him.
"I'm trusting you Auto." she said, "Okay? Don't break my trust or you'll be melted down for scrap metal in a spark beat so fast you won't remember what it was you did."
"Yes Ma'am," Auto replied,
"Good, and please don't call me Ma'am," Misfits said
Enter Misfits Chapter 3: Vertically challanged might not be so bad.
M-O was the first one to notice the change. mostly because his hands were in front of his face, and mostly it was habit to look at anything that made the minisucle of changes, such as a clean Wall-E all of a sudden becoming filthy for no reason.
"Huh?" he asked to noone in particular, and stood up, touching bits of his body, finding he wore a perfect-very-easily-stained-white jumpsuit, with pockets large enough to fit bottles of cleaner fluid, brushes, towels, and other cleaning supplies, not that there was much on his short body but enough to last him for a good while. He wore shiny-enough-to-see-you're-face heavy duty black boots, and on his head, over his thick, sleek black hair, was a perfectly-also-very-easily-stained-white hat. But clothes mattered not, he could have been bare-aft naked and still be happy, because now he had an apposable thumbs, which meant he could actually grab things, and not need to hug them to his body with his cleaning tool or balance them on the tool either.
Wall-E and Eve were the next, either because he saw Eve or because Eve saw Wall-E adjust the thick goggle like glasses on the bridge of his nose. but Wall-E quickly learned what blushing actually meant to humans when his cheeks went to a pretty BnL red when he looked at Eve, and her sleek white body suit covering her body, with the Plant symbol above her right breast in a minty sort of green, her pretty deep ocean water blue eyes, and her shoulder length, jet black hair. The only thing he didn't like about her was the rifle sized laser gun slung behind her back, he never liked her gun, recalling on at least four close calls with it.
Eve giggled at him, he was cuter like this! Maybe it was his thick goggle like glasses, that went over his largish dark indigo eyes, and the way his cheeks went red under his mop of rusty brown hair, or his slightly oversized coat with the large pockets over his slightly muddy yellow jumpsuit with even more large pockets with which to stuff all sorts of doodads and knickknacks. or the very large scuffed up dusty-suppose-to-be-black-boots.
Hal squeaked and skittered all over Wall-E, into and out of his large pockets.
Auto stared down at Misfits, being a foot taller than her, glaring down at her with crimson red eyes only one with an equalliy red monocule, wearing a perfect white coat -minus the black covered shoulders due to the tape- and pants with a black stripe down the sides of the pants and the sleeves, and one down the side of the front of his coat, with a sightly large black rimed ruby colored button holding the coat closed,this pants held up by an black belt with a holster on the right side of his hip, holding his TAZ-R within easy reach of his black gloved - had his spokes not been taped they would have been white- His feet covered by shiny black dress shoes, over his perfectly combed black hair, was a hat very much like the captians, with a large oynx rimmed red gem, or perhaps it was glass,
Had Misfits not been exposed to Ratchet's wrath, Megatrons fury, Sunstreaker's vain anger. Ironhide's short temper or even the thoughts of the comming Of Unicron and the soon to be comming of the Fallen. She might have actually found Auto's glare scary. However she was use to seening people with red eyes, Decepticons had red optics, as did their chibis. So oddly colored eyes didn't bother her in the least.
Misfits turned her slightly amused gaze to Bumblebee, "I don't think he'll be much of an issue now Bumblebee." she said and reached to pat Auto's head, he wasn't amused in the least. Bumblebee shrugged,
Mo couldn't be happier, now with his new height and thumbs he could scrub and clean and disinfect twice as fast and get a better reach.
Until he discovered he was only four feet tall looking at Auto towering over Misfits at six feet and Wall-E and Eve's equal five foot height. Which smashed his newfound joy to tiny dust fragments, He gave a short whine-like-sigh, and stopped trying to clean Prowl. Misfits looked over at him and chuckled, "Aw, Poor Mo," she said, as he came over to her hesitantly because of Auto and pushed his head into her side, she picked him up strattling his legs around her waist "Got the short end of the stick didn't you?"
Wall-E looked at his best friend -second to Eve of course- and giggled "Awwww," he said "M-O!"
Mo frowned and wiggled in Misfit's arms she placed him back down, extremely unhappy with his height, Wall-e jogged over and hugged his friend, Mo tried to claw his way back to Misfits
Auto just stared at her while she picked up Mo agian and carried him up to sit on a cement couch which she herself covered with a giant cushion after complianing to Ratchet about said couch, to which he told her she could do it herself. And she did.
"Looks like Mo knows how I feel," said Bumblebee giving the short white clad human sitting in Misfits's comfy lap, a nudge in the side with a finger, Mo groaned and Misfits shoved the yellow finger away. Bumblebee once agian shrugged and walked away in search of his other human friend Sari Sumdac.
Prowl bent over looking at Mo, "He looks tired," he said, and then watched as Auto climbed the couch and sat in the corner farthest from Misfits, having a suspicous feeling she'd just scoot over and sit next to him just for spite's sake.
Misfits shook her head, the materinal insticts that used her to care over the currently 'nonexisting' Sari Sumdac and Bumblebee telling her that was not the case with Mo at all, far from it.
"No Prowl, I believe," she said, running a comforting hand over Mo's back, he rotated his shoulders a little, "he's upset with his height."
"Let's hope his ego what little of one he has," said Prowl very carefully and very gently patting Mo's head with a finger, Mo grumbled and removed his hat out of instict and pushed his now slightly mussed up hair back where it belonged, Prowl gave a short smile while Mo's back was turned, "doesn't make him act like Bumblebee did,"
Misfits scoffed and moved Mo so he sat sideways on her lap. Wall-E and Eve climbed up on the couch, Wall-E closer to Misfits and Eve closer to Auto in the terribly unlikely event that Auto decieded to commit contemplated Murder on Wall-E.
"You okay Mo?" Misfits asked him rubbing a hand on his arm,
It took a momment for Mo to answer, he wasn't use to using human words, spending most of his life warbling. but he suddenly found his brain filling up with a dictionary full of words and a grammar book of how to use them. "I-i'm okay." he said in a slightly almost high pitched voice, but it was still low enough to be identified as male.
Misfits knew with past very late night to early morning's with Bumblebee that Mo was outright lieing, "You don't look okay," she said,
"S-short," was the short reply.
"Oh I see, so I was right you don't like being short, is that correct?"
"Mmmm," Mo nodded,
"Well that's no reason to be upset, Not a big deal, I bet there are things you can do that I can't do." she gave him a smile, that would hopefully do it's job of being contagous,
"I don't like it," he said distainfully.
"Well that's okay noone said you had to, it's understandable, Bumblebee and I don't like being short either,"
"But, you are not short at all," Mo reasonably argued,
"true, but there are somethings because of our size we can and cannot do, you learn to live with it, that's life my friend."
"I suppose," Mo nodded again, Misfits gave him another smile and patted his head, he compulsively removed his hat to move his black hair back into place.
"Why don't you come help me go do some Shopping Mo?" she said seizing an oppourtunity to show Mo what she meant,
"Okay," said Mo, rather curious to see the outside world of the Autobot base, Misfits turned to Auto, "Auto would you like to come too?" she offered to the quite former Autopilot of the Axiom,
"I would rather not," repiled Auto, crossing his arms over his chest,
"Can I trust you to be nice while I'm out?"
"Yes, Misfits,"
Misfits grimaced for the very briefest of time at his answer to her second question, 'note to self:' she thought 'break Auto into a sociable person after teaching Mo size isn't everything.' it would be a fun challange like trying to stuff the cracks, nooks,crannies,creavices, of Sentinal Prime with cheese flavored chips and puffs and then placing shaving cream on his cod piece for spite and to annoy him because she didn't like him in the least of bits.
"Prowl ca-"
Prowl nodded, "Make sure Wall-e doesn't get in over his head, Eve doesn't blow up Auto and Auto doesn't taze Eve or Wall-E?"
"Please? I'll distract Bumblebee for a month?"
"of course, but that isn't nesscary, I owe you for distracting the paparazzi,"
"Oh, well, then, looks like we're even," Misfits nodded in satisfaction,
Enter Misfits Chapter 4 An interesting Walk home from the Grocery store for a Former Microbe Obliterator.
Mo was still trying to grasp human speech, the more he talked to Misfits the better he got, and he felt rather proud of himself for it.
"W-why are humans s-o th-in?" he asked, as they walked home in the city streets of Detroit, which in Mo's blunt opinion needed to be bombed with disinfectant and cleaned until you could see the shine from space.
"Because we haven't been in space for seven centuries, we take care of ourselves and the planet although the last we're still working on."
"Oh," said Mo as his brain thought up another question to prod Misfits with, "Why isn't there a BnL logo on everything?"
"because it doesn't exist here or you, or where I'm from either, the robots you see here minus the Autobots Decpticons, belong to Sumdac Systems, currently renamed Powell Systems, the very large ones you saw were my friends from Cybertron, you came from a Movie,"
"Oh," Quickly Misfits stuck Mo with a question, two could play at this game,
"By the way Mo," she asked watching the white clad human begin to struggle with the one bag he had while she very easily carried six,
"Yes?" he looked at her,
"How does the Earth you come from look like now?"
Mo sighed, "filthy still," he said, " the captian thinks they should make more Wall-E and Wall-A units, but there are very few spots filled with plants, and are habitual for the humans,"
"And what do you do Mo?"
Mo looked at her funny, "What do I do? Not much, I'm just a Mo Unit, I clean floors and whatever I can reach, and I stay on the Axiom,"
"And Vist Wall-E and Eve?"
"Of course,"
She nodded, and allowed his turn for a few questions,
"Why don't you drive one of those machines like the other humans?" Mo pointed to a passing car,
"First off I can't drive, second I don't have a lisence, and third I'm not lazy and I won't be able to drive anyway, I'd rather walk or hitch a ride with one of my friends,"
"Oh, So you like going outdoors?" they stopped at a light, Mo's habit of looking around made him spot a rather large, very filthy mucky looking puddle of street water, he shuddered with the idea of being splattered all over with it. He looked at Misfits,
"Alot," she said and saw the puddle, " I see it too Mo, just ignore it okay?" she said
"I'm trying to," replied Mo
So do you live with other Mo's or are you the only Mo Unit?" Quickly Misfits distracted him with another question
"Absolutely not," said Mo still looking at the puddle as though it would be come an amorphous blob and attack his nice clean-very-easily-stained-white hat and jumpsuit and dirty his boots, "I do live with other Mo units, We have our own small society in the Axiom, We like to play, talk, warble, clean, stay clean," Mo started to list the traits of the other Mo units.
Misfits nodded at each trait, "So do you like earth?" she asked
"Not the filth," said Mo, his eye started to twitch at the puddle. "No, I don't go out on the Earth often, my roller ball doesn't work so well in the soil and the filth, Eve usually vists Me and picks me up to vist or Wall-e if not Eve, I'd rather say onboard with all the other Mo units,"
"So there are alot of other Mo's?"
"Alot of us, I am unit 101,"
"Do you all go by Mo?"
"Yes and no, typically we go by Mo and our Unit number introducing ourselves as 'Mo Unit -instert number here-' and sometimes other Mo's don't like that and love humans; like picking names for themselves. I personally like being Called Mo, and most of the time they pick human names they've picked up that start with either 'M' or 'M-o' like Mona, Mitch, and so on, but more often than not you call us by 'Mo Unit -number here-' or just the number. It's polite to."
Misfits was highly intried by this socitety of Mo's and very much so wanted Mo to continue with his information on Mo's. but his lesson was cut short by the changing of the light, and the passing of a car. During which splashed Misfits and Mo all over with filthy dirty street water.
"Mo," said Misfits extreamly calmly,
Mo violently began to twitch violently, "Y-y-ye-s-s-s-s-s?" he answered
"Are you okay?"
"No." he answered, very very very angry, and upset that his now stained clothes and hat and boots were stained a filthy brownish grey "I'm not,"
"Okay, take it easy and let's cross the street and we'll assess the damage,"
"I can feel it seeping." he said, as they crossed the street, Misfits stopped at the corner and with her red bag shoved all the bags including Mo's inside, infinate subspace was a fun thing, but Misfits liked carrying groceries, it gave her some excerise. she took a hankerchief from her jeans pocket and clean Mo's face off, he didn't mind, in his current state of twitching he didn't think he could have done it without poking and eye or two.
"You...you got dirty too," he said, stating an obvious fact.
"You more than me Mo," Misfits smiled, "think you'll survive the rest of the walk back to base?"
Mo nodded,
"Good, We'll go home, get cleaned up, I have some clothes you can borrow, and then we can have lunch,"
After a short time Mo's mood perked a little, and he started talking, "Will the clothes fit me?" he asked, curious as to how a human could suddenly produce Mo sized clothing,
"What? oh yes of course I do this sort of thing all the time with Bumblebee, although most of the time it's in my own Universe, not here,"
"You mentioned that earlier, about a Movie I'm apparently in,"
"Oh yes, Wall-E, it's a very good movie." Misfits smiled fondly, "would you like to watch it during lunch?"
"I suppose but are you sure the colthing will fit me?"
"Don't worry Mo," she said, smiling,
"You smile alot," he noted "do you not care about getting filthy?
"I'm optimistic, I tend to smile often." Misfits giggled, "I don't mind the dirt, I actually find it rather funny it's never happened to me before,"
"I don't" said Mo,
"I know you don't Mo," Misfits laughed, "I don't expect you to find dirty jokes funny, clean ones maybe."
Mo began to giggle, "ha ha ha, very funny, clean jokes." he paused, "so what do you do here if you're not from here?"
"Oh alot of odd jobs, nothing specific, maybe to annoy Sentinal Prime, Megatron, Ultra Magnus, oh and sometimes Lugnut,"
"How old are you?"
"17,"
"You're very young!,"
"Oh thanks Mo, tha'ts so sweet, I sometimes feel older than I really am, I think hanging around Ratchet alot does that to me,"
"You're welcome?" Mo was confused,as they finally arrived at the base, and were greeted By Wall-E who didn't mind the filth as he hugged Mo and Misfits,"
"Mo, Misfits!" he greeted cheerfully,
"Hello Wall-E," Said Misfits, Wall-E backed up a little and tilted his head as to why their clothes were all filthy. "W-what happend?" ah apparently he'd been talking to Prowl, maybe even Blukhead, or Bumblebee and Sari,
"We got splashed with filthy water," Misfits smiled, and gave Wall-E the box of Twinkies she'd thoughtfulyl bought for Hal,
"Oh! thank you!" Wall-E smiled to, and then happily skipped to Eve to jump into her arms, maybe they'd been watching TV too, Vaugely Misfits wondered How Auto was doing. but with his intelligence he could probibly already speak perfect english. she placed the bags in the kitchen for later storage and lead Mo back to her room into a refurbished Employee bathroom.