This book is a bunch of randomness for all different things. I will say spoilers or no, disclaimers, and plots at the beginning of the chapter/one-shot.
The Three Princesses
Once upon a time, There were a king and queen called King Arthur and Queen Lidia. They wanted to find a daughter. So they chose three girls for a contest, those girls were named Elizabeth, Catherine, and Rosa. Rosa was sent home because she was fat and short. The other girls were told to get a present for the king, whichever present the king liked best would be there new daughter. Catherine brought ten thousand pounds of gold. Elizabeth brought her love. The king liked Elizabeth's present the most so she was to be his new daughter. Catherine was sent to a convent.