Haha so I was cleaning out my room and I found a tom of papers of old fanfics that I have completely forgotten about lol so this one I actually wrote with a friend one night out of boredom when she was staying the night. This was written back in our Sophomore year of high school I believe so don't judge too harshly. I didn't really change anything when I typed it up except for a few misspelled words and missing punctuation so to preserve the story we wrote. This was literally written half by me and half by her where we passed the notebook back and forth for about an hour or so. I'm warning you now, it's meant to be goofy, and silly, and just a bit out there, so don't get upset about plot holes or out of characterness. anyways enjoy!

Disclaimer - I own absolutely no rights to any Naruto characters or settings.

Noooooooo Not the Ramen Bill!

Now let's backtrack and see what happened. The scene starts when Sakura and Naruto stumble across Sasuke while out on a mission. Naruto and Sasuke commence in a battle and Sakura stands off to the side yelling at them.

"Sasuke, can't you see that your true home is with US!"

"I cut ties with you long ago." Sasuke's eyes flicked to Sakura, who was yelling nonsense, wanting nothing more than to shut her up.

Naruto created a rasengan and charged. "I'm not letting you get away this time. You ARE coming home with US!

"Dobe, we've gone over this, I'm not coming back with you." Sasuke charged up chidori and charged at Naruto.

Sakura yelled loudly as the two charged at each other, and as the smoke cleared she saw Naruto laying on the ground…dead.

Sasuke stood tired, and panting over Naruto's lifeless body, with a blank expression. He couldn't believe it, after all it was Naruto, the number one, hyperactive, knuckle-headed ninja. He flinched as he heard Sakura yell, then felt himself flying head first into a tree twenty yards away from being punched by her. He looked up, shaking (trying to at least) it off and saw tears rolling down her face. "How could you Sasuke?!" she screamed, "He's your best friend, and the only one who came close to understanding your pain. You were like a brother to him. I…..I hate you!" He felt his eyes grow wide with shock.

Naruto chocked from tears as he heard what Sakura said. He was alive…barely. He faintly heard Sasuke mutter something along the lines of him not believing the dobe was dead. He smiled as Sasuke agreed to come back to the village. "Hey teme, was all I had to do to get you to come back was die? Should've thought of that long ago."

Sasuke slightly…..and I mean VERY slightly smiled at Naruto's comment. He wouldn't show it, but he felt extremely relieved that he was alive. He walked over and picked him up. "You're such a dobe, you never would've figured that out on your own." They began to head back towards Konoha when he heard Naruto begin to whisper something ridiculous.

"Hey Sasuke, when we get back we're going to Ichiraku for ramen…you're paying."

Saduke dropped Naruto to the ground as he also fell to the ground, yelling to the sky. "Noooooooooo not the ramen bill!"

Sakura: "Don't be such a drama queen."

That my friend is the end of our little story of how Sasuke came back, and also went broke.

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