Ok, this is a little weird. But I had a nightmare last night, (check out the Kyo and Yuki one, thats my nightmare. Actually, it was only the beginning of the nightmare that they were in. The rest was something about ice-cream and jello... spooky) and then I was reading the books and the idea just wouldn't go away. It is just designed to make you laugh, freak you out, scared you or give you nightmares. MAJOR and I mean MAJOR OOC-ness (that's kind of the point). Hope y'all like it. Or get severely scared, (actually I hope both) either one. WARNING: Coarse language (Tohru, Im shocked).
No Copyright infringement intended. Please don't hurt me! I'm just a student with wayyy too much time on her hands because I'm amazing at my schoolwork. (Not bragging, honest truth)
KYOU
I Love rats!
How do you throw a punch again?
(Yuki: You are incredibly stupid.)
Why thank you.
I absolutely love leeks, onions, miso and Yuki. But mainly Yuki!
I think I am going to dye my hair brown.
I REALLY dislike fighting.
YUKI
Smart Kitty! Very smart!
You know you love me!
I wish I could be JUST like Nii-san. He's so confident, and cool.
Gardening is incredibly BORING!
TOHRU
I HATE YOU ALL! GO FUCK OFF!
I quit my job.
You jerks can go make your goddamn own meals! I'm not your fucking excuse for a slave!
I'm going to join a "mini-mafia" and be like Arisa, before she met Kyoko.
I want a skull and cross bone tattoo. Or maybe a bloody knife.
Ah! You Freaks! You turn into ANIMALS! I will tell EVERYONE! AHH! runs screaming away.
SHIGURE
Ah! Summer-coloured sighs! Burn It!
Atiko... you SUCK!
I will go live in a cloister and never speak or look at another girl again!
Eww! A beach! All those girls wearing swimsuits. shudder
AYAME
I think I'm going to shave my head bald.
Sewing just isn't my thing.
I will never speak again.
Total silence
HATORI
Kana, please, take me back. I'm begging you!
I will never smoke again.
I am soo proud to turn into a seahorse! They RULE!