Okay guys, I just wanna say: FIRST EVER ODDWORLD CROSSOVER!! BOOYA!

just the usual warnings. Shit like dat, foo'!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Chapter 1: The hidden bird portal.

'Aw, Scrab cakes'

The single thought to ran though Abe's head repetitively, like a broke-ass record player as he fell. Floor after floor after floor (or moreso, page after page after page, you know how it works!) in a final glimpse down, Abe caught sight of 3 mudokons on the floor, far below him, which would inevitably cause doom for our scrawny little hero.

'May as well make myself useful'

Abe, drowned in sorrow, began chanting in mid-air for the muds below (that's what imma call them from now on. oh and insert piano/violin here)

However, unbeknownst to our hero, the bird portal just happen to have a floating number 3 inside. as the final mudokon hesitantly jumped through the mysterious portal, a warm blue light enveloped Abe.

Still chanting, he transformed.

Into a shrykull.

Which destroyed a landmine below.

Which blew a hole in the ground.

which revealed a portal of white birds.

which opened with a blue force.

Which Abe promptly fell into.

'that makes 300 right? I did it!'

satisfied, Abe closed his eyes and prepared to go splat.

Not to go Vwarp!

MEANWHILE

A 12 year old Naruto walked through the grassy plains. His favourite place. Even moreso than the hokage monuments. Laying on top of the grassy hill, he knew no-one would disturb him there.

Which is why he didn't expect a bright light to appear in the the sky, and have a freaky alien-like thingy fall on him.

"wahhhh..." screamed Abe, far off into the sky.

"Hm?" Naruto looked up. "OH MY GOD!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

"thinking quickly (for once), naruto Created 4 Kage Bunshins, which henged into huge, soft, squishy pillows, which piled up for a soft landing.

"OOF!!" was the muffled scream of Abe.

a few, rather awkward moments later, Abe got up. "Thanks"

"Uh, No prob, I guess"

Okay, poll time!

1)

should naruto have anyone who likes him. Pick anyone. no seriously, anyone. Even OC. Even from another show. You can even pick a guy, but naruto won't like him back, and I'll only make it for larfz. Also, if desired, I can change any character into a female, though I prefer not to, It seems to be the new thing.

2)

should Abe have anyone who likes him. same as above.

3)

Should I import sligs/Gluks/Scrabs/Paramites/Gabbits/Mudokons/whatever, into this story? I'd personally like that, but remember, this is about you!

END CHAPTER 1