The Genius of Oz.

Chapter 1: Over the Rainbow Nebula

The island of Kuai was a wondrous place. Full of exotic plant life and outstanding landscapes. Of course there was the slight problem of illegal genetic experiments created by an exiled mad scientist from another planet in the galaxy, but people seldom notice. Lilo was thinking about the island's magnificence. She was also thinking about the extensions to her alien ohana. Draco and Chip were working on a spaceship so they explore the mysteries of the galaxy. "Draco and Chip are going to have a lot of fun," thought Lilo. "Boy would I like to join them. Earth's okay, but I can't help think that there are other places in the galaxy to see. Stitch once told me about a place called the Rainbow Nebula where incredible things happened. I wish I could go there."

Lilo and Stitch had just purchased some groceries from Mrs. Hasagawa. She was a lovable old lady, even if she was a bit senile. As Lilo and Stitch were walking home, they heard someone yell, "Hey Weirdlo!" Lilo and Stitch turned around slowly to see Myrtle and her posse. "Where are you going with those groceries?" said Myrtle. "Yeah!" said her posse. "We were just bringing them back home so Draco and Chip could store them in their spaceship when they eventually build it." Myrtle turned to the hula girls and said, "See girls, I told you she would say something weird. Then again, you wouldn't expect anything normal from her and her weirdo family." "Yeah!" chorused her posse and the four of them left. Lilo glared after Myrtle and said, "I wouldn't be surprised if that tricycle of hers was actually a witch's broom." "Ih!" said Stitch.

They went back to their house to put some of the food in the refrigerator. Then they carried the rest to where Draco and Chip was working. Draco and Chip were working on a cliff overlooking the ocean. So far, they had constructed the frame of the ship and were working on attaching the engines. "No, no, no," said Chip to Draco, "You've got those wires completely messed up. I told you what to do. Can't you use your brain for once?" Draco mad a humph and said, "That H.E.A.R.T. unit you have is no good for anything. Why don't you get a real heart instead?" As the two of them argued, Jumba and Pleakley walked over to observe what they were doing. They brought Morph along to see, but he was kept in a high-security cage to prevent him from touching (and therefore breaking) anything. "Magnificent, Pleakley," said Jumba, "That will become fine vehicle for space travel when it is completed. Perhaps Jumba could use it to visit home planet again." "But you were exiled for being a humbug scientist," said Pleakley. "I am not humbug," protested Jumba, "just created six-hundred-twenty-six illegal experiments." "Six-hundred-thirty," reminded Morph.

Suddenly they heard loud thumping. Then Gantu stomped out of the forest with 625 behind him. "Tell me why do I have to do this again?" asked 625. "To toughen you up," said Gantu, "you have no courage whatsoever." Then Gantu aimed his blaster at our heroes and said, "Give me your experiment pods!" Stitch, Draco, and Chip changed into their alien forms and leapt at Gantu. 625, unsurprisingly, cried out in fear and ran away from the action. He didn't pay attention to where he was going and bumped into one of the rocket engines. The engine sputtered and turned itself on. It then went flying around everywhere. Lilo didn't realize that it was heading towards her before it was too late. It hit her head and everything went black.

Here's the start of my fanfiction for the holiday. This is actually a rewrite of the very first Lilo & Stitch fanfiction I ever wrote. It was also the source of the title of my series. If you were expecting songs from the movie, guess again. That's paid-man's work. Please review.