Zexion put his hand on his stomach, though it was unintentional. This was worrying him, the strange choices of food, the mood swings, morning sickness, and not to mention all the meetings he had been missing because of his sudden craving to sleep constantly. He breathed in and out deeply. He looked down at his hand. This feeling made him feel...hungry. He who usually ate like a bird! was now eating like a greedy pig! He was also very...grouchy lately like every time someone would say-
"ZEXY!" Demyx yelled grabbing Zexion in a choke hold from behind.
Zexion jumped and hit Demyx in the chin with his head. Demyx stumbled back and stared wide eyed as Zexion began scolding him.
"What the FUCK are you doing!? Are you FUCKING serious!? It's way too early in the morning for my to put up with your SHIT so FUCKING calm the FUCK down!" he yelled breathing heavily at the sudden loss of oxygen.
Demyx looked like he had just seen a ghost.
"Jeez Zexy...I was just..playin' around...why are you so mean all of a sudden? You've been hanging out with Superior too much! You...you...MEANIE!!" Demyx yelled starting to bawl his eyes out.
Zexion looked sad suddenly. He fell to his knees and crawled over to Demyx and hugged him, beginning to cry along with him.
"I'm so sorry Demyx! Please forgive me! I'm sorry, so so so sorry!" he bawled squeezing Zexion a little tighter.
Demyx rubbed his eyes, "It's okay Zexy, it's not your fault, and uhm...what do you mean too early in the morning? It's almost 7 p.m."
All he could do was stare, "7:00 exactly?" he asked?
Demyx nodded in return and he blinked. "That must mean that I was asleep for..." Zexion calculated in his head for a split second it seemed. "Exactly 23 hours and 46 minutes...correct?
Demyx shrugged, "I guess I'll take your word for it," he said. "Now come on, dinner is ready," he smiled holding his hand out to Zexion.
"Okay...who made it? I hope they made a lot!" Zexion smiled starting to lick his lips.
"Xaldin," Demyx said. "And you said that you hated when people made too much because leftovers were a hassle it keep around in the kitchen," he nodded.
Zexion shook his head, "I'm starved, come on let's hurry before it is gone!" he said giddily.
Demyx was taken aback by Zexion's behavior. "Uh...y-yeah..." he finally said chasing after the schemer.
Zexion ran into the kitchen with a hearty "hello" to everyone. He slid into a chair and sat on his legs like a child. (He was too short to sit on his bottom and still reach it's top.) He licked his lips and picked up his fork and knife banging them on the table childishly. He kept making remarks such as "Make haste some of us are STARVING!" or "Food! Food! I'm HUNGRY!!" This had everyone at the table staring at him oddly. Never once had they seen Zexion smile without him having an intent of evil or something having to do with the downfall of another.
"Zexion...are you feeling alright?" Larxene asked blinking concerned green eyes.
This was another odd thing, Larxene never acted concerned towards ANYONE. Zexion should have been no exception, but apparently he was.
Zexion smiled wider, "I am feeling GREAT!" He smiled. "So refreshed and good and like I have gotten the best sleep of my life! I can eat a horse...where's the food!?" he asked loudly.
Xaldin came in with a large tray, followed by Xigbar who carried two extensively large bowls of mixed, steamed, vegetables, followed by Roxas who was carrying two more large bowls of mashed potatoes. They set it down and Xaldin unveiled an extremely large turkey. Everyone was going to grab some with their fork, but Zexion got there first. He began shoveling the food onto his plate, one forkful at a time until about half the turkey had been transported onto his plate. He then got the bowl of vegetables and the bowl of mashed potatoes and shoveled that on top of everything else. Everyone kept staring, no one even thought about touching their food. All the hunger they had obtained from their day's missions were quickly tucked into the recesses of their minds as this oddity filled the vacant area. Zexion looked up at them with a mouthful of food. He slowly swallowed and his eyes scanned everyone up and down the table.
"What?" He asked finally. "Is there something on my face?" Zexion wiped his mouth with his sleeve, the silence began to bother him a lot.
"Zexion...?" Saix said.
"What?" zexion's eyes swelled up with tears as everyone's eyes didn't leave him. "What are you guys staring at? Is it because I am fat!? Am I ugly?! Is THAT it!? How could you all be so insensitive?!" He cried he got out of the chair and grabbed his plate then proceeded to portal to his room. When he got there he angrily shoved the food into his mouth mumbling curse words to himself.
"Zexy!" Demyx yelled. The only sound to echo through the kitchen was Demyx's chair scraping against the ground and then a second one as Roxas jumped out of his chair.
"Demy!" Roxas yelled entering the same portal Demyx had made.
Everyone looked towards Xigbar as there was a third sound of chair legs scraping marble.
Xaldin glared at him, "Xigbar. Sit."
Xigbar sat down and crossed his arms. "That's not fair! They could be having a totally hott shota party! And I'm missing it because of YOU!" he pouted.
Zexion sniffed and started crying again when Roxas and Demyx appeared. They jumped onto his bed and looked up at him, "Aw what's wrong Zexy!?" They both asked in perfect unison.
"Everyone was staring at me lik I did something wrong and they were all looking at me like I was fat and ugly!" He sobbed.
"I don't think your fat OR ugly! You are the most beautiful person that I have ever met in my life, and don't let any of those hoes tell you different!" Demyx nodded.
"Yeah you have such a natural beauty that I am jealous! Do you know how hard it is for me to keep myself looking half as good as you!? I mean take Axel for example! I am head over heels in LOVE with him but he is always talking about Zexion Zexion Zexion, Zexion is so pretty, or Zexion is so attractive and has great sex appeal, blah blah blah and-"
"Roxas, you're rambling," Demyx whispered.
"Oh...yeah...sorry," Roxas laughed rubbing the back of his head.
Zexion smiled and started crying again, "You guys are the best friends ever! I love you guys!" He cried more and they all moved into a group hug.
From Xigbar's point of view (in the closet) that was totally hott. The three most sexiest guys in the organization (Besides himself) all snuggling up to each other. Now all they needed was some whipped cream, chocolate sauce, fuzzy hand cuffs a whip and some nice skimpy bathing suits. Xigbar nodded in content with his own thoughts.
Zexion suddenly sniffed the air and he wrinkled his nose. It smelt like cologne and beer.
He smirked and looked at the other two. "Hey guys, wanna have a make out contest?" he asked. "Winner gets to have the person of his choice, okay?" he asked.
Roxas and Demyx stared at him oddly. Usually when they suggested a make out contest Zexion refused.
"The one eyed hawk still watches the three playful mice with very bad intents," Zexion smiled waging a finger.
"Ohh!" Demyx and Roxas said at once. That was their code to tell each other Xigbar was watching. There were also other codes for other organization members, but that is unimportant at the moment.
"So, we can have whoever we choose?" Demyx asked.
Zexion nodded, "Yup, anyone!"
Roxas and Demyx both looked at each other and smirked.
"I think that me and Roxas would win no contest, but we want to teach little Zexy how to be a good kisser," Demyx said. He pinned Zexion's arms above his head with one hand and with the other he spread Zexion's legs.
"Ah No, Demyx, Roxas please. I can't...I-I love someone else," Zexion said in the perfect uke voice.
"Hehe, little Zexy we are going to have our way and there is nothing you can do about it," Demyx said licking his lips seductively. Roxas smiled and pulled up Zexion's shirt.
"Ah Roxas! Please don't!" Zexion pleaded.
Xigbar was completely lost in what was going on, that is until Lexaeus entered the dark room. Xigbar hoped, for Roxas and Demyx's sake that they ran, and fast.
"Hey Lexy!" The three shotas smiled.
Lexaeus smiled softly back despite the scene. He was quite used to it in fact. He blinked at them awaiting and answer to his unspoken question.
"One eyed hawk," Roxas said.
"In the closet," Demyx smiled.
"Cheap cologne," Zexion nodded.
"Oh," Lexaeus said. He walked to the closet and opened the door. He grabbed Xigbar by the hood of his coat and kicked him out of the room.
Zexion looked at the other two, "Can you guys leave? I need to talk to Lexaeus, it's important," he smiled softly.
The two shrugged and walked out of the room. Little did Zexion know they were listening from the outside.
"Lexaeus...I have to talk to you. I am scared, things are different with my body lately..." Zexion started.
"Zexion, I'm not really good with the human body you'd have to ask Vexen and-"
"I don't think I could tell him Lex...I'm...afraid..." Zexion swallowed.
Lexaeus kissed his temple and smiled, "I said I'd protect you from anything," he assured.
Zexion held Lexaeus' hand and nuzzled it. "Okay let's go to his lab then," he smiled.
Lexaeus picked Zexion up bridal style and summoned a portal.
"To Vexen's lab!" Zexion exclaimed.
bVexen's Lab/b
Vexen had Zexion sitting half naked on a cold metal dissecting table. Zexion was feeling a bit violated by all the weird tests being taken but he wanted to know what was wrong with him. Vexen's eyes widened as he read a small clipboard. He pulled Lexaeus over to the corner and whispered something in his ear. Zexion was beginning to feel worried when Lexaeus gave Vexen a shocked look.
"What is it!? What is it!?" Zexion asked frantically.
"Zexion I know this is illogical, but it is the only explanation I have...I think, although you are a male, you may be...pregnant," he said looking down.
Zexion got a scared look across his face and the tension forced him to pass out. He fell forward onto the floor.
Lexaeus rushed over and held him. "I'll take him," he said.