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have them.

Night Before Christmas

It was the night before Christmas,
ANd all through the house,
Everybody was having sex,
Even Relena(with a mouse!),
Heero was grabing a twenty,
When there arose such a cladder,
That he said,"What the Hell",
And went to see what was a matter.
To everyone's relief,
It twas only St. Nick,
As drunk as could be,
So Duo took his place,
As Santa fucked Nion,
Duo returned,
After smoking too much weed,
And so as this Christmas eve wrapped up:

Heero became a father.

Relena was raped by Quatre in a purple Teletubie suite.(the horror)

Duo got high and ran around in Hildi's underwear.

Quatre was shot by Heero.

Trowa ran off and married Barney.










too short? Thats too bad. Kiss my ass. For you spanish people: Besso me Buro!!