1Once upon a time in a faraway mysterious land there was once a school. This was not a normal school. It was a school of witchcraft and wizardry. It was known as Hogwarts.

Hermione was obsessed with Ron. Ron was obsessed with Hermione. Harry was obsessed with flaring his nostrils and he practiced everyday in the mirror for at least two hours. Anyways, Ron and Hermione liked each other, but they did not tell each other. And this is a day in the life of Hermione...

Dear Diary,

Today was an extremely extraordinary day, full of wondrous happenings. It all started last night when I went to bed. I had many dreams about Ron, but that is not different from any other night. The difference was, I had a bad nightmare about Ron, but yet somehow, somewhere in my heart I knew everything was going to be okay.

In my dream my school was randomly taking a trip to a town called Schmehville. It was a glorious town. We explored the entire town. Our hotel had a hot tub. Mhmmmm. Now this is where it got interesting. You see I shared a room with Harry and Ron, but Harry was busy with Ginny ( He also snuck out to the bathroom for a few minutes to practice flaring his nostrils). Ron and I decided to go n chill in the grill, a.k.a., the hot tub. So I got in my new bikini and Ron randomly wore a Speedo (but it was a hot Speedo!).

We had been chilling in the grill for a while when suddenly, the song Grillz by Nelly featuring Paul Wall came on, and of course Ron asked me to dance, so we danced the Gangsta Waltz as I sang along. "What it do baby, Its da ice man paul wall, I got my mouth lookin somethin like a disco ball" All I can say is, he has some mad skills in the hottub(dancing). Halfway through the song I excused myself so I could go do the laundry n give it to my cousin, I also wanted to powder my noise and apply tinted moisturizer to my t-zone.

As I reproached the hot tub area, there was an unbelievable scene. Ronald, my lover, was kneeling on one knee. He had a shimmering circular object in his hand. As my heart skipped I realized that it was a ring of engagement! As I drew closer to Ron his trembling lips parted, as he said, "HERMIONE! We have known each other for quite a while, and I just wanted to ask, WILL YOU MARRY..." BOOOMMMMMMMMM! In a flash Ronald was gone. He had blown up Grey's Anatomy Style!

That was when I woke up. I was devastated! My heart was in a heavy fashion, it felt like 3224732847q294829484 pounds of raw chicken. Then it all hit me! I was DR3AMING! It was a dream! But dreams can teach lessons, as Mary Poppins once said. I learned that if I wanted Ronald Weasley, I would have to step up to the plate and do something about it!. I decided that very day I was going to confess my love for Ron to him. That's what my muggle g-ma always said that you had to do. Boy was she a gansta! That was just the start of my extraordinary day full of wondrous happenings...but I must go shave my arm now...I am doing an experiment to see if your arm hair really keeps you warm.

So you can see that Hermione's day had started out well, minus Ron blowing up Grey's Anatomy style.