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Chp. 4

Naruto had been planning this forever: Mission F.O.W.E.L.I.I.P. (find out
why every one likes Icha Icha Paradise). He was approaching Jiraiya 'start
phase one of the mission ask Jiraiya if he could have a copy of his book in
sexy jutsu form.' He made the hand signs and said "sexy justu" as quietly as
he could. He now looked like a very sexy girl with long blonde hair and he
had a tight, short orange dress on. "Jiraiya" he said in a seductive voice.
Jiraiya turned around at the sight his eyes went the size of dinner plates
and he had a massive nosebleed.

"Yea?" he said in a slur of letters.

"Can I have a free copy of Icha Icha Paradise?" he said in the seductive
voice.

"Sure" said Jiraiya. He pulled a copy out of his back pocket and handed it
over to the girl.

"Thanks" he said and blew him a kiss and skipped off into the woods.

Jiraiya started to giggle like a little girl and then he fainted from blood
loss.

A mile away in the woods:

Naruto dispelled the justu and turned back to his regular self and started
to walk back to town with the book in his hand. 'I wonder why they like it
so much?' Naruto had failed to see the words in bold on the back of the book
NOT FOR CHILDREN. His stomach growled, " It must be lunch time" he said and
ran off to his favorite restaurant.

He started to read the book while eating ramen. Ten minutes into the book his
ramen was forgotten. (Yes I know its unheard of) another ten minutes later he
had a massive nosebleed fainted and fell off the stool he was sitting on.

Hinata was looking for Naruto. They were summoned for a mission and she
couldn't find him she decided to look at his favorite restaurant where she
found him on the floor. "Oh my" she said. She just about to ask the waitress
what happened when she said the book in Naruto's hand. "What is this?" She
read the page Naruto was open to "OH MY!" she screamed and fainted and fell
on top of Naruto. The waitress came to see what the scream was about she
found Naruto and Hinata kissing on the ground. (She didn't know they were
unconscious) she dropped the ramen she was carrying and turned around and
walked back to the kitchen still in shock.

Hehehe cliffy sorry stay tuned for the next chp. R&R I'm open for ideas and
suggestions ty for the reviews from my loyal readers.