Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh or anything that belongs to Kazuki Takahashi. I cannot dare to compare my own puny body to his holy sacredness. Praise to Kazuki Takahashi! Alright, now let's get on with the damn story!
Characters:
Mother- Anzu (Tea)
Little Red Riding Hood- Yugi ( By the way, yugi is supposed to be chibi)
Scary Wolf- Yami Bakura
Lumberjack- Jounouchi ( Joey)
Grandmother- Yami
narrarator-Ryou Bakura
Little Red Riding Hood
Narrarator:Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Little Red Riding Hood. She was to go visit her grandmother who had taken ill.
Little Red Riding Hood: I still don't understand why I have to be the girl!
Narrarator: Just shut up and wait for your turn!
Narrarator:Well anyways * cough cough* Little Red Riding Hood was known for walking around town with her red hood and always being cheerful. Did I mention the part about being naive?
Mother: Now Little Red Riding Hood, I want you to go to your grandmothers house and go straight. No shortcuts! And do not, I say DO NOT talk to strangers! Ya got that little missy?
Little Red Riding Hood: Yes mother, I understand. No shortcuts or strangers.
Narraratorygi or should I say Little Red Riding Hood continued onward. Along the way she met a scary Wolf!
Scary Wolf:.............
Narrarator:I said scary Wolf!
Scary Wolf:.......................
Narrarator:C'mon people work with me!
Scary Wolf........................................
Narrarator: I SAID SCARY WOLF!!! WHEN I SAY SCARY WOLF THAT MEANS IT"S YOUR TURN!!
Scary Wolf: Hello, I am the scary wolf.
Little Red Riding Hood: Oh.
Scary Wolf: Well, um, well.... what's that you've got there?
Little Red Riding Hood: Oh,well I'm delivering something to my grandmother. She's fell ill.
Scary Wolf: Well, where does your Grandmother live?
Little Red Riding Hood: Uh oh
Scary Wolf: What happened?
Little Red Riding Hood: I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
Scary Wolf: You already talked to me, so why not now?
Narrarator:Little Red Riding hood didn't answer, instead she grasped her basket and walked right past that scary wolf. She walked straight to her grandmother's house.
Scary Wolf: Ha ha..... ha....... ha. That foolish fool. Doesn't she know that I know the shortcut and can get there much faster. I'll just follow her to see which path she goes.
Narrarator:Later on, Little Red Riding Hood arrived at her grandmother's.
Little Red Riding Hood: Wow Grandma! You've changed alot.... you look so different.
Scary Wolf: Oh really.... How so?
Little Red Riding Hood: Well, your hair isn't so poofy.
Scary Wolf: Damn, this never happened in the story! Well it's not poofy because I decided I like it not so poofy.
Little Red Riding Hood: And what big eyes you've got grandma!
Scary Wolf: The better to see you with my dear.
Little Red Riding Hood: And what big ears you've got!
Scary Wolf: The better to hear you with my dear. Geez, do you have to ask so much questions.
Little Red Riding Hood:Grandma, you sure have a big mouth.
Scary Wolf: The better to..... The better to....... um...
Lumberjack: Hey you!
Narrarator:Althought the lumberjack is a tad bit early, we'll cut him some slack and continue the story.
Scary Wolf: Now what?
Lumberjack: Leave that girl alone.
Scary wolf: Why? She was the one insulting me.
Little Red Riding Hood: What's insulting mean?
Scary wolf: Be quiet you!
Lumberjack: I'm like gonna kill ya now.
Little Red Riding Hood: No! Don't hurt my grandmother!
Scary Wolf: O_0
Lumberjack: * snaps suspender strap* hate ta break it t'ya, but that ain't your grandmother.
Little Red Riding Hood: Then where is she?
* Closet door opens*
Lumberjack: Ah hah there she is!
Little Red Riding Hood: Grandmother! I thought you were dead, but your just.... all... beat up.
Grandmother: Yes. Someone get me a doctor! That no good son of a bitch standing in the corner, got me and threw me in the closet.
Scary wolf: Well, I couldn't eat you, so I had to do something.
Narrarator:Okay, well the story must end now. Due to medical injuries the grandmother was rushed to the hospital for immediate care. Since my Yami really beat him up, he will also be severely punished by being stuck in a room with "Hello Kitty" for the rest of eternity.
Well, that's the first story. I hoped ya liked it.
Also note that Yami will not be in the next couple of stories due to his detriment.^_^
And Takahashi kicks major ass!
Characters:
Mother- Anzu (Tea)
Little Red Riding Hood- Yugi ( By the way, yugi is supposed to be chibi)
Scary Wolf- Yami Bakura
Lumberjack- Jounouchi ( Joey)
Grandmother- Yami
narrarator-Ryou Bakura
Little Red Riding Hood
Narrarator:Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Little Red Riding Hood. She was to go visit her grandmother who had taken ill.
Little Red Riding Hood: I still don't understand why I have to be the girl!
Narrarator: Just shut up and wait for your turn!
Narrarator:Well anyways * cough cough* Little Red Riding Hood was known for walking around town with her red hood and always being cheerful. Did I mention the part about being naive?
Mother: Now Little Red Riding Hood, I want you to go to your grandmothers house and go straight. No shortcuts! And do not, I say DO NOT talk to strangers! Ya got that little missy?
Little Red Riding Hood: Yes mother, I understand. No shortcuts or strangers.
Narraratorygi or should I say Little Red Riding Hood continued onward. Along the way she met a scary Wolf!
Scary Wolf:.............
Narrarator:I said scary Wolf!
Scary Wolf:.......................
Narrarator:C'mon people work with me!
Scary Wolf........................................
Narrarator: I SAID SCARY WOLF!!! WHEN I SAY SCARY WOLF THAT MEANS IT"S YOUR TURN!!
Scary Wolf: Hello, I am the scary wolf.
Little Red Riding Hood: Oh.
Scary Wolf: Well, um, well.... what's that you've got there?
Little Red Riding Hood: Oh,well I'm delivering something to my grandmother. She's fell ill.
Scary Wolf: Well, where does your Grandmother live?
Little Red Riding Hood: Uh oh
Scary Wolf: What happened?
Little Red Riding Hood: I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
Scary Wolf: You already talked to me, so why not now?
Narrarator:Little Red Riding hood didn't answer, instead she grasped her basket and walked right past that scary wolf. She walked straight to her grandmother's house.
Scary Wolf: Ha ha..... ha....... ha. That foolish fool. Doesn't she know that I know the shortcut and can get there much faster. I'll just follow her to see which path she goes.
Narrarator:Later on, Little Red Riding Hood arrived at her grandmother's.
Little Red Riding Hood: Wow Grandma! You've changed alot.... you look so different.
Scary Wolf: Oh really.... How so?
Little Red Riding Hood: Well, your hair isn't so poofy.
Scary Wolf: Damn, this never happened in the story! Well it's not poofy because I decided I like it not so poofy.
Little Red Riding Hood: And what big eyes you've got grandma!
Scary Wolf: The better to see you with my dear.
Little Red Riding Hood: And what big ears you've got!
Scary Wolf: The better to hear you with my dear. Geez, do you have to ask so much questions.
Little Red Riding Hood:Grandma, you sure have a big mouth.
Scary Wolf: The better to..... The better to....... um...
Lumberjack: Hey you!
Narrarator:Althought the lumberjack is a tad bit early, we'll cut him some slack and continue the story.
Scary Wolf: Now what?
Lumberjack: Leave that girl alone.
Scary wolf: Why? She was the one insulting me.
Little Red Riding Hood: What's insulting mean?
Scary wolf: Be quiet you!
Lumberjack: I'm like gonna kill ya now.
Little Red Riding Hood: No! Don't hurt my grandmother!
Scary Wolf: O_0
Lumberjack: * snaps suspender strap* hate ta break it t'ya, but that ain't your grandmother.
Little Red Riding Hood: Then where is she?
* Closet door opens*
Lumberjack: Ah hah there she is!
Little Red Riding Hood: Grandmother! I thought you were dead, but your just.... all... beat up.
Grandmother: Yes. Someone get me a doctor! That no good son of a bitch standing in the corner, got me and threw me in the closet.
Scary wolf: Well, I couldn't eat you, so I had to do something.
Narrarator:Okay, well the story must end now. Due to medical injuries the grandmother was rushed to the hospital for immediate care. Since my Yami really beat him up, he will also be severely punished by being stuck in a room with "Hello Kitty" for the rest of eternity.
Well, that's the first story. I hoped ya liked it.
Also note that Yami will not be in the next couple of stories due to his detriment.^_^
And Takahashi kicks major ass!