Yes I decided to make a more serious comedy fanfic. In this one there will be actul trace of the charater.

In this story Lex Luthor will meet some reconise able faces will online daiting

Lonely, rich and bold lover

Lex luthor sat alone on his mansion. Of course he was alone he had no one to be with since everybody hated him. But that didn't matter now because he had found something that would change his life.

Internet dating. Lex Luthor had been stuck by the idea of finding someone special over the net for some time now.

Lex Luthor logged on onto his profile. Lonely, rich and bold lover, he had a good feeling about this night.

He searched through what seamed as an endless list of braggers, before he found someone that interested him. No secrets-they suck.

Lex opened up a chat window.

Lex: Hey how are you doing this evening?

No secrets-they suck: bad

Lex: Why bad?

He should have known that anyone with that name was an emo

No secrets-they suck: There is this stupid poor farm boy that always keeps his dumb secret from me.

Lex got a hint of who he was talking with.

Lex: So have you been swimming in the lake lately?

No secrets-they suck: In this weather you would die unless you chill yourself of in the lake. But if you stay in the lake too long you freeze to death.

Lex recalled someone else who had said the exact same thing. He had heard it then he was down at the lake with Clark, Lana, Chloe and Pete. It had been pleasant until Whitney showed up and tried to kill Lana.

Lex: That's sucks.

No secrets-they suck: not as much as almost being killed by a ex who everyone thought was dead.

Now Lex was sure about who was on the other side.

Lex: I guess that has happened to you a lot.

No secrets-they suck: You wouldn't have a clue. It got even worse then i discovered that my best friend was selling naked pictures of me over the internet. It was even worse then that time I realised i was in love with a poor farm boy

Lex immediately got excited he wanted to see those pictures

Lex: That sucks could you give me a name and I fixes that problem.

No secrets-they suck: I should keep it a secret but I can't because secrets suck. My friend's number is 645324622.

Lex: Thanks have a nice life Lana

No secrets-they suck: How did you know and why where you keeping it a secret for so long? God how could you keep this a secret from me.

Lex wrote down the phone number and then disconnected Lana.

Lex was very eagerly to see if he could get a picture of Lana. But he couldn't let anyone know that he was after those pictures or Clark and Chloe would make his life hell. Because they probly had nothing better to do, it must suck to be poor.

Lex sat up a voice coordinator next to himself. With trembling hands he called the number, on his fathers self phone which he stolen several weeks before.

He got an instant response

A very angry person: I am not going to do a investigation on Clark Kent. Please don't kill me, kill my dad or my mother. Just dont kill me

Lex bumped his head in the wall he had run right into another wall of brick. But he was desperate to get a picture.

Lex: I'm not interested in killing you. I want a picture of a certain friends of your.

Lex had thought it was an awesome idea to have the voice coordinator makes him sound like Darth Vader

Chloe: Darth Vader? I would never do anything to support your evil empire. Unless you want me to kill Yoda, his almost as annoying as Lex Luthor

Lex realised that it was time to use his must convincing tool. The story that makes no sense

Lex: You realised that when Napoleon became king he was not only a king. He was an emperor. He demanded a naked paint picture of all his defeated foes. So he forced a painter to undress every solider he taken captive and paint them, in there full beauty. Every painter denied his request but Napoleon said. I de.......

Chloe: God Darth if I wanted a boring story I would just have gone to Lex.

Lex felt his cheeks turn red in anger. He was about to yell a curse word into the phone then Chloe hanged up.

Lex had only one goal now. He was going to get a picture from Chloe and when his choice was limitless. Nothing would keep him from these pictures

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