"Hey guys, so let me be the first to say in a whole life time of heroes acheiving their goals along with getting their dream girls and living their happy endings, is a crock of bullcrap! They say that once you have it, everything will be lollipops and singing songs. Well it isn't, because they forgot to tell you that you can't go off living a extreme style of killing badguys. So right now as you can see, I was planning to get my behind back to the isle to be more of its warden since auradon is fine without me, but Mal was heading there first. But I'm getting ahead of myself, let's kick it back to the beginning. Where my buisness of being a hired hero, has made some progress since most people here in the kingdom have enemies. Enemies with a dangerous personality, but don't worry. They get to meet someone with the same attitude, which is me. Though I think the best way to start this song, is with a good, wicked little song."
There was a dark and boiling cauldron stewing smoke and gas in a sinister like trance, while around the sides where five wicked teenagers. There was Mal, daughter of the dark fairy Maleficent. Evie, daughter of the Evil Queen, Jay and Carlos, the sons of Jafar and Cruela De Vil. Lastly the son of the deceased Oogie Boogis, Trick, the five looked at it creating what it appeared to be a hex like brew with Mal making the spell with her book.
Mal: "Wicked ways beaneath the skin, let all who taste it now join in."
She lets out a wicked laughter as the others do the same as both Jay and Carlos being pouring apples. Trick who putting in some sugar for an pitch of rush for everyone to taste this wicked treat as they all laughed evil like.
"We got all the ways to be.."
"W-I-C-K-E-D"
"We got all the ways to be"
"W-I-C-K-E-D!"
The five sang together as they soon began to make the school into a wicked party house. Carlos and Mal started by the lockers where the boy threw the apples on the ground for the people to get them. Mal, was skipping across the lockers showing the graffiti words "Long Live Evil" as well walking over to Jane.
Mal: "Crashin' the party, guess they lost my invitation. Friendly reminder, got my own kind of persuasion"
She hands her an apple in which the girl takes a bite. This soon leads to the sweet girl having a prideful look as well taking a couple more apples off Mal leaving the purple hair girl to smirk at the sweet girl going wicked.
Carlos: "Looks like this place could use a bit of misbehavior. "Happily ever after" with a little flavor."
He sings passing by the students going wicked as he and Mal run off to continue wickedizing the whole school. Jay was outside kicking apples to the band members where one of them was caught by Doug.
Jay: "Where bad to the bone with even worse intentions. We're gonna steal the show and leave'em all defenseless."
Which caused the band members to play more wildely as well wicked like as Jay smiled at he's handy work. In a classroom being taught by fairy godmother was Evie and Trick as the couple where handing out apples to each of the students.
Evie: "A fairy tale life can be oh so overrated. So raise your voices and let's get it activated"
Trick: "I must agree with that this boring tale could use twist. So let out your wicked side and blow the whole place to the ground!"
Which the students nodded throwing their books in the air as well making paper scatter across the room as well. They caused so much chaos and trouble that the two VK danced in the chaos together.
"Long live having some fun."
"We take what we want."
"There's so many ways to be wicked."
"With us evil lives on the right side of wrong."
"There's so many ways to be wicked."
The five sang together as they were all in their own area's making half of the school just like them. Wicked and full of energy as wel ready to take on the world, even fairy godmother was taken by the wicked apple as she danced with them as well.
"Apple, apple."
"Dip, dip."
"Wanna try it?"
"Tick, tick."
"Take a bite, c'mon, be bold."
"Change the way the story's told!"
Soon later Mal and Evie was passing out their apples outside to the students as they didn't know what they would eat.
Mal: "This time the dark is finally getting your attention."
Evie: "We're wicked by the book. And class is back in session."
Smiling at their at handy working making more students become wicked, Jay was doing the same as he had a row of cheerleaders sing for him.
Jay: "You like it, steal it. Gotta beat 'em to the treasure."
Where he soon see's Carlos juggle a couple of Apples for King beast and Belle as they looked amazed.
Carlos: "A rite of passage of bad that just doesn't get much better."
In which the two soon catch the apples and take a bite, they soon begin dancing uncontrollable as soon Harold and Ruby, along with Miley who saw this was going to stop this until Trick came in flipping to the sides.
Trick: "So come on now and just enjoy the music in the air, the way of wicked is never for only one!"
Throwing the apples in their mouths which they accientally take a bite as they soon get taken by the music as they dance as well.
"Long live havin' some fun."
"We take what we want."
"There's so many ways to be wicked."
"With us, evil lives on the right side of wrong."
"There's so many ways to be wicked"
They all stop as the five where all heading to the front of the school leading their zombified like students.
Mal: "Mother always knows best."
Evie: "Show her, pass every test."
Carlos: "Hear her voice in my head."
Trick: "Seeing, her in my dreams."
Jay: "Evil is the only..."
They all circle around the flag pole as their leader Mal, pulls up a flag of her mothers symbol looking at it proud like.
"Real way to win!"
Singing loudly enough for everyone to gather infront of the school dancing with the VK.
"We got all the ways to be."
"Hey, hey, hey, hey."
"W-I-C-K-E-D."
Jay: "Let's go!"
The whole school begins dancing in sync with the five teens feeling dominate in their dancing.
"We got all the ways to be."
"Hey, hey, hey, hey"
"W-I-C-K-E-D."
Mal:"Yeah!"
"Long live havin' some fun."
"We take what we want."
"There's so many ways to be wicked
With us, evil lives on the right side of wrong."
"There's so many ways to be wicked."
"Cruel and unusual."
"We're taking control."
"There's so many ways to be wicked"
"With us, evil lives on the right side of wrong."
"There's so many ways to be wicked."
Which they all line up for a grand finale as they follow Mal in which she spray paints Beast statue in purple and green. The confident girl soon leaps off the statue and leads the group.
"We got all the ways to be.."
"W-I-C-K-E-D"
"We got all the ways to be"
"W-I-C-K-E-D!"
"We got all the ways to be..."
Mal:"So many ways to be wicked."
As she soon throws a apple to Ben as he merely smiles at her, seeing this she soon began hearing voices as she slowly began waking up as it was just a dream. She was right now back in her bedroom along with Evie along with Lonnie and Jane as the four were studying.
Lonnie: "Are you ok? You dozed off a second ago."
Mal: "Oh, sorry. Just been busy with Ben, trying to get pass all of those paparazzi."
Evie: "I know, that's why you need me to be there. Handling all those vultures on you."
Being her best friend as well wanting a bit of spotlight since she enjoyed the attention. Jane however was looking around nervous like hopping Trick wouldn't come by to scare her.
Evie: "Jane, relax. Trick is right now on a misson saving a princess in distress."
Lonnie: "Really? After all that has happened he would have tried to do something else."
Evie: "Well what can I say, I got myself a real wild one."
Thinking about him a bit while Mal, on the other hand was thinking about being wicked. So far since she'a been here she had to be a new person to get along with ben and the rest of the kingdom, while trick on the other hand didn't as he merely was he's crazy self and protecting people in his own way. She wondered what was going on, but right now she just focus on studying as well getting her dress ready for a dance that was coming up soon.
Meanwhile
At a worn down factory, a princess who was around ten years old was held captaive along with having a group of troll like men walking around. Apparently these men kidnapped her as well hold her for ransom, a group of auradonian police tried to take them down, needless to say it ended horribly. Right now the leader was checking the phone waiting for her parents to call back as he sharpen he's fangs a bit with a knife. He looks at the princess as well chuckles.
Troll leader: "I guess your parents rescuers merely got us hungry. For someome who's parents are king and queen. They aren't that smart sending men aganist monsters."
Which he does a scary face towards her which she flinches scared like, he boasts a laugh and walks to he's phone as it began ringing. He answers it with a smile seeing that her parents were about to pay him.
"I here you like to kidnap children, that's just a no-no to a guy like me."
Which the mood from the troll went from good to terrified as he knew who this was. He gulped neevous like as he heard rumors about the death of the Boogeyman as well who did it, he didn't suspect the parents would hire this monster. The one that killed the monster of everyones nightmares, he's son.
Troll leader: "Please sir, this brat is worth a lot of gems. Help me out and we can kidnap the rest of the family and ransom them off to king Beast."
He offered as far off was none other than Trick in he's suit looking at him with some binoculars along him seating down by the ledge. He was preparing a grapple like gun as he was talking to the thief on the phone.
Trick: "I dont speak with child stealers. Because, there is no horrible crime. Than making a child cry, and missing a night to watch a movie with my girlfriend. So.."
He aims the grappling gun at the troll leader aiming right above the building as he fires at it.
Trick: "I'm going to have to make this painful."
Which he soon slides across the rope making he's way across towards the factory where crashes right through the window which the glass cuts the troll. It blinds him making him fall as the others notice the masked teen landing right by the princess, he dusts himself off as the trolls aim crossbows as well small knives towards trick.
Trick: "Sorry, not exactly a original entrance. But you can't beat the cla.."
He gets interuppted with getting shot in the head with a arrow, soon they began firing which trick rushes to the girl and takes her to a small bar. He made sure all the arrows hit him as he made sure she was safe.
"Your hurt, are you wearing armor?"
Trick: "My lady, there many things that can hurt me. Puppies crying, not getting a good sleep as well a bunch of creatures kidnapping royalty such as yourself. Though that's just pleasure.."
Explaining as the trolls walked slowly towards the bar getting ready to cut him up. Trick, removing arrows across his body cracks he's neck as well getting ready to fight.
Trick: "This is buisness. I would cover my ears if I was you, going get very nasty."
Which he leaps over the group of trolls as they see him going to land on a table. He raises his hand in the air doing a pose as they all didn't understand.
Trick: "Time to let the beat drop."
He plays some music on a walkman he had on his belt which the trolls looked confused. They let out a roar as they begin their attack on him. He kicks one of them in the face as well avoids getting attacked by one of them with a axe, he ducks where it hits a troll in the chest. Trick soon pulls out one blade as he soon begins taking them down one by one as they were dropping down like flies, he smirks as he kicks them to the ground. So far he was taking them on one by one making sure each off the trolls were taken out leaving him and the leader standing. The leader pulled out his axe and spins it around trying to act deadly.
Trick: "Oh, I can do that to you know."
Which he does so spinning he's sword around as well throws his blade in the air. The troll looking upwards he then decides to take he's chance to strike at the teen. Trick smirks as he knew he'd try it, he pulls out a taser gun and aims it right at he's head which he fires at it. The troll soon feels a volt of electricity coursing through he's body as it hurt badly.
Troll leader: "But...your one of the good guys."
Saying in a fried like tone as he falls defeated like as well having smoke coming out of his mouth, while that happen the sword landed back into his hand as he places it back into he's back. He places he's gun back into his holster while looking down at the troll with a sinister look.
Trick: "I may be on the side of good, but it doesn't mean I follow their rules."
Saying in a wicked and scary manner with he's eyes glowing yellow which terrified him as well the other trolls as for the next hour, he gave the group of trolls a hour of terror and nightmares which they deserve for kidnapping a innocent girl. Soon later the police came arresting the creatures as they looked horried of what trick did to them as well were glad they were getting arrested by the cops. The parents of the the child came, they saw Trick who was walking the small girl to her parents as they hugged her with love and care, something trick has never been given.
Father: "Thank you for saving my daughter."
Trick: "Yeah it was nothing, next time just hire me. As well get her some fighting lessons. Just because she can sing a harmony of blue birds, doesnt mean she can't learn how to break a nose."
Saying it bluntly as he opens his hand waiting to get paid, the father nods as he drops a bag of gems which the masked teen throws in the air smiling underneath victorious like. He soon walks away as the small girl waves at him.
Princess: "Thank you!"
Trick: "Eh no problem!"
Replying back as he heads back home to see he's lovely girl Evie. He walks to a limo where David was waiting for him as he steps inside. So far he has been the young man's driver since the fact Beast learned about him keeping Trick in he's home, also that since he was experience in combat as well being serious. He be the perfect driver for him, also if he do this he would get more vacation days as well a raise.
David: "Oh, it's you. And again your bleeding on the interior. How is it that you try to go on a assignment and end up getting injured in a painful manner?"
Trick: "Eh, it's a talent. Also not many people like me, can you believe it?"
David: "How the idea escapes me."
Telling him in a sarcastic tone as the two begin to drive back to Auradon prep. It was a quiet drive as the afternoon came as the masked boy merely relaxed inside of the car. As they were driving right by the school he couldn't help but see Mal along with Ben as a whole group of camera people were trying to interview them, those people were like vultures to Mal. So far since she's become Ben's girl, they began trying to interview them like if they were a match made in heaven and hell.
Trick: "Hey David, do ever think that it be better if, somethings didn't change?"
David: "Sometimes, but then it's important to know not everything should stay then same. If it did, most of everyone here wouldn't be here. And possibly I might have been with my first girl."
Replying to him as David soon pulls up to the crowd as this had the paparazzi going to the limo, Trick opens the door as the people began talking to him trying to get questions as Mal notice him trying to get them away from her and Ben. She merely waves as the two make their escape as Trick began to answer the people's questions.
"Trick! Do you still go on dangerous assignments ordered by the king?!"
"Do you plan on becoming a full time hero?!"
"Is it true that you have a subscription to princess model magazines?!"
They all asked him as the boy merely pulls out a small jack in the box, they stop as he begins turning the handle as it began to play the tune. He kept turning until suddenly a massive pumpkin that shot fire from it's eyes and mouth that resembled Jack skellington's pumpkin face roars with a terrifying look.
"NO COMMENT!"
It roared as the people ran in terror from the boy as well from he's device as Trick merely chuckles seeing how they all ran like chickens.
"I see your having fun without me."
Replied a familiar voice as he turns seeing Evie, how he see's her each time made him feel weak to her. So far her being her has made her into quite a popular suit with her hit dress's and styles, with the money he gets paid he provides her with the products she makes along with the clothing.
Trick: "Oh my blueberry princess, the idea escapes me, I would never make people petrified. Without you."
Evie: "Oh stop being a Romeo. Come on, I need your help with a suit."
Which she quickly gives him a quick hug as the two walked inside of the school to where they would be testing out different types of clothing for the upcoming Cotillion where Ben and Mal would dance for the people as well watch the fireworks.
"So you can tell, most of us has been seduce by the comfort of this place as well turned us from fearful teenagers who ruled over the isle with a iron fist to a munch of modern day students. So far I can tell everyone is enjoying it, well almost. I can tell from that Mal doesn't like it, maybe I should try and talk to her. If I don't get on her bad side which would lead to her giving me the green eye glare. Though so far she's been getting a bit soft, so this could be the right time to speak to her."
"Side note: if your curious why this is happening now. Were trying to get a head start before the third film starts. Don't worry! My misadventures in the other story won't stop. So until then, stay wicked, be freaky and always enjoy being yourself!"
