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I don't own Inuyasha or Naruto. They belong to their respectable authors.
This is a story that takes place in Naruto's world with Kagome being raised there.
These are a series of short, non-related one shots that are just fun to laugh. Beware there will be some vulgar language and some sexual references in at least every chapter.
~*Piercings*~
Kagome was staring at Pein. She had become suddenly interested in his piercings. She couldn't believe how many he had. She knew many guys couldn't pull it off but he could and he looked damn sexy with them. She also started wondering where all he was pierced at. She started daydreaming about a specific place he could be pierced at. She wondered if it hurt him, but discredited it because he's not known as Pein for anything less than what his name. She wondered what it would be like to look at that piercing. She couldn't help but drool and blush at the same time.
"Kagome, you're drooling." Pein said smirking. Oh he knew he was god's gift to women and men. He has always felt that was his place in the world. To grace men and women his presence even if he wouldn't bed them. Kagome might be the only exception. She's just like him, only a little teensy bitsy less attractive than him.
Kagome started to blush because she knew she was caught day dreaming about those piercings. Damn her mind for wondering about the sexy beast in her midst.
"So you like what you see, Ka-go-me?" Kagome started to blush a bright red. He just knew how to get her hot and bothered. He knew what she liked and that's how he managed to control her.
This got a chuckle from the only male in the room. Everyone was doing their own thing. Deidara was playing with clay, Konan was making paper things, Zetsu was doing who knows what. Itachi was making himself sexy, Kisame was stuffing his fish face, Kakuzu was counting his money. Hidan was bloodying up another carpet floor, Sasori was polishing his puppets, and Tobi was most likely bothering Deidara.
Kagome had the sudden urge to ask about the very piercings she was just daydreaming about, and so she did.
"Where are all of your piercings, Pein?" She asked shyly with a tint of red still placed on her cheeks.
This produced a smirk on his face. And the smirk only widened when Kagome gave him a curious look.
"Do you really want to know?"
"Yes I do."
Pein laughed as he took off his shirt, showing his nipple rings and the corset on his back. He started to unbuckle his pants when he heard a shriek and looked up smirking.
"What… what are you doing?" said a stuttering Kagome. She was blushing a very dark red and she was having a hard time trying to breathe.
"You said you wanted to know where all my piercings were. I was just going to show you." He said with cunning grin.
"Well, I don't want to see your … Junk!" Kagome said.
Pein gasped and held his property. He had a look of hurt on his face. He can't believe that the girl who was almost as attractive as him would insult his manliness.
"This right here isn't junk. It's precious. It's what helps create the children I plan on having. It's beautiful," Pein said still holding his crotch. He looked down at himself and started talking to his member.
"It's okay little pein, she didn't mean to say such a horrible thing. You're not junk. She's jealous that she's not getting in on the action and fun we have together."
~*FIN*~
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This was revised and I would like to thank WraithReeper and kittychic0895 for the reviews.
I would also like to thank my friend vampiric instincts. She helped me with the title and laughed at my crazy idea. :P ~ much love girlfriend~