Good 'morrow my good sir and ladies! My fellow Maximum Ride fans! Now, this story will be about, as you can see from the title, Annoying The Mutant Hybrid Bird. Actually, this story is from my diary, which my friends suggested for me to put it in FF! The diary is about MR, but not that lovey dovey thing like, "I SAW this boy like Fangles, with his bangs, and..." Or "God, I SAW this girl and she's a totally hot." So if you're looking for that, get out. The diary is not so ordinary. Please read before shooing this page.

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Saturday, 12th October 2013

I have this troublesome friend, or rather enemy. His/her (maybe a fag)'s name is Life. When I asked him/her whether or not my day could get any worse, he granted me worse. I meant it as a rhetorical question, not a challenge. I mean seriously! Ugh, I got an F on math and frickin got a bulldog's fangs stuck to my skin! I sighed. And sat there. I opened the last epic ending of an epic book series called Maximum Ride. Nevermore. Yeah, I started reading and suddenly there was a freakishly loud KA-BOOM! On my roof. I heard a yelp, and a voices suddenly died out. I thought it was a thunder, until my ceiling was destroyed and a couple of teenagers burst through it. I jumped from their stepping range, but they stepped on the book extremely hard that it ripped to pieces.

"MY FREAKING LAST SPECIMEN OF THAT BOOK SERIES! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COST ME?!" I screamed.

The guy that just stepped on the book picked it up, and looked at it. He was muscular yet thin, he had black, black hair that covers his eyes. "Chill kiddo. This is just a novel with fiction characters having wings."

I gasped. "Don't you dare underestimate MR!"

"MR? Why does that sound so familiar?" A blond girl that's ridiculously tall for her age, which is probably eight? Said.

"Because it's Maximum Ride you dolt!" I screamed, frustrated.

The other girl with brown hair which is also ridiculously tall gasped. "Maximum Ride? OMG! That is so awesome! I mean what kind of coincidence is this?! I also have this friend, she's tall, she's pretty, and she ha- mmfh!" She was stopped when a guy with strawberry blond hair covered her mouth.

The other of the other girl, (gods there are many) lunged at me and grabbed my neck. "How did you know my name?" She said, with a steely voice.

"Oh, I don't know! Maybe with some frickin' coincidence, your mom gave you a name that is exactly same to a character in a book?! I mean you don't know MR?!"

"I'm in a book?" she said, puzzled. then her expression hardened again."TELL ME THE TRUTH." She glared at me with death glare. On a scale of 1 to 10, that's probably 20. But thanks to my dad that has 17, I'm not too fazed.

"Ho, if you're trying to make a mess by popping your eyeballs in front of me, I'm not gonna even shiver at it. AND NO! YOU ARE NOT IN A BOOK, THE CHARACTER IS! So unless you have Wings and a boyfriend named Fang and a mother named Valencia Martinez and a traitor father named Jeb Batchelder, fugged it!"

"How did you?" The guy with black hair said.

"Did you get so freaking mad? Because you stepped on my booK!" I glared at him.

Then bam! They shed something... Huge... And feathery... Wings!

"Holy crap..." The girl named probably MR released my neck. I starter going around and around while muttering. "Little things, they have wings, Santa's undies sings!" "Ahaha... They're from MR! Yeah... And my socks just talked..."

"Uhh... What are you doing?" Max said.

"I'm having a little pep talk!"

KABLAM!

"What the hell was that?!" I cried.

"Erasers!" Max hissed.

There was a knock.

"Ugh..." I said. "Hide your asses. I'll check."

"No! It's too dangerous!" Said Max.

"You wanna die?" I glared at him. She stood still. "No? As I thought. Now stay."

I came out of my room and opened the main door.

"Good morning." Two guys with... Uhh... Pretty faces said.

"How can I help you?" I asked politely.

"There is a hole on your roof, I see." Said Mr. Idiot I.

No shit, Sherlock. "Yes."

"Well were there any... Bizarre things that came through?" Said Mr. Idiot II.

"Umm, no. But my senile grandma came in that way last week. But this time, just a zap of thunder!" I said cheerily.

"Oh..." Mr. idiot I wasn't that convinced, but he let it pass. "Thank you then."

"And one more thing sir." I said grimly. "You sirs will find this neighborhood quite... Bizarre indeed. If you are looking for bizarre and also your death. You'll find the Fire chipmunks adorable, but you may want to stay away from the lupine eating creatures. You're not in any case one of those lupine hybrids aren't you?"

They look terrified. Note: Do not forget that they are an abomination created from CHILDREN. "No."

"Alright! Have a good day!" I smacked the door on their faces.

When I came back to my room, the six were laughing like idiots. Though the emo kid just let out a heavy chuckle.

"What?" I asked.

"Lupine eating creature!" The kid with blond messy hair immitated my voice perfectly. "Ya saw his face?" he laughed again.

"Alright, you may go now." I said.

"Go?" the blond boy said.

"Umm, were kind of stranded and we-" I Cut Max off.

"I get were this is going. You need a place to stay,"

They all nodded.

"Because you need a place to stay and food to eat,"

They nodded again.

"And that place is my house."

They nodded.

"Can I try to trust a couple of strangers that have wings?"

They shook their heads.

"At least you all are honest. Introduce yourself." I said. "Wait, don't. I know who you people are. Since my mom is away, and my dad is also away... You can stay." I sighed.

They threw a couple of "Yays".

"BUT!" I said. "You'll have a price to pay. You'll have one."

They looked uneasy. "Yes... You better be prepared. Anyways! You have cloth stock?"

They shook their heads. "What?! NOOO! Fine. Each of you, divide my two hundred dollars by six and buy something."

They cheered again. "Ugh... So, Fangalator!" He gritted his teeth. "Chill, dude. At least you get a room. Your room will be just above mine, Max, yours will be right beside Fang's, Iggy and Gazzy, you'll have... This room. Nudge and Angel, my mom's room. And remember, each of you will have a price to pay." I laughed evilly. "The two hundred bucks is in my piggy bank. of you go, shop away." They grabbed the two hundred bucks a cheered and dashed out of the house.

Why did I trust them? Gut feeling. Well, if they ran off with my two hundred bucks, my mom would gut me. I hope they come back. At least I have an opportunity to annoy the famed MR and her flock. This day wasn't that bad indeed.

That was de prologue! It feels amazing to meet MR characters! But you must understand that I can't tell you my house's address for Max and her flock's safety. Oh, and the next chapter will be about, ANNOYING IGGY! Hurray! Hurray! Alright, I'm done. See you in next chapter!