It was a nice day and was time for Naruto's fight against Neji. Everyone were waiting on the embarrassment of their most hated person. "Hmph," said the arrogant Hyugga. "He knew that it was his fate to lose to me!" Just then a long vehicle came rolling on to the battlefield.
It had a pewter fox as a hood ornament and red head lights. The driver got out, it was female, her blond hair was short and under her cap, she was in all black and walked to the back then opened it up. Out stepped three men, dressed in suits with fox ears and fox tails. Then a female got out, she had red hair to her back, in a painted on red dress low enough in the back to show her nine tails. She glared at Neji with red eyes.
She held her hand out to the car and another hand took it and she pulled him out. He was 6 foot 4, with long blond hair, blue eyes and dressed in a suit, boots, tie, trench coat and was smoking on a cigarillo. Everyone were in stunned silence, this was the demon brat?
He took off his trench and handed it to one of his men. Who took it, then he took off his blazer and handed it to another one of his men. Revealing that he was in a shirt with the sleeves rolled at half bicep and suspenders. He pulled his cigarillo out of his mouth and kissed the woman. Then he put it back in his mouth.
"Let's get this over with," he said. Neji glared at him he was about to open his mouth but Naruto cut him off. "Shut The Fuck Up Asshole!" Neji flinched, "You Wanted To Prove To Me You're A Badass? So, Why Don't We Let Our Fists Do The Talking?" So, Genma started the fight and they went at it. Blows were being thrown and either blocked of dodged.
"Why do you…?" He started but Naruto popped him in the mouth.
"Didn't I say Shut Up?" Then he got into his reach.
"You're within my area of divination!" Said Neji, the crowd cheered it was over. But with every hit, Naruto blocked. Arms were flying and on the 64th block, he grabbed Neji's wrist judo tossed him to the ground and then straddled him. Naruto gave off an evil grin.
"Oh this is going to hurt," he said and started to throw over 200 punches with in a minute to Neji's face. Then Naruto got up and brushed his hands off. Neji started get up, "oh? Still moving?" He chuckled, "let's fix that!" He took a deep pull on his cigarillo and blew out a huge cloud of smoke. It covered the entire area and all of the sudden there was the sound of a motor starting and through the smoke came a huge car right at Neji.
Riding on top of it was Naruto, then he hopped off and in front of the car stopping it. Then he picked it up, hit Neji with it twice and then as he lifted over his head, Neji was in fear. Naruto gave off another evil grin as smoke came out of his mouth and then he slammed the car on top of Neji.
After he did that, he took another deep pull of his cigarillo and blew the smoke into the cabin of the car and flicked the rest of his smoke in the car while walking away and the car blew up with Neji under it.
"Winner: Naruto Uzumaki!" Said Genma, as the three hanyo and Kurama went back to him as one of the hanyo was shining his boots, another had a drink ready for him and the third had his cigarette box open for him to take a new cigarillo. Kurama went over to kiss him.
"As Uncle Don says; 'go back to the kiddie pool, guppy'!" Said Naruto.
End
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