A/N: So! This was inspired by the Tumblr RPG that I'm in. I RP Jimmy and my friend Taylor does Johnny. Recently, the two got in a fight, so Johnny set him free to be his own person and kicked him out and Jimmy had to move in with Theo and…shenanigans happened while he slept xP
This is dedicated to me new Twitter buddy! She's been having a rough day and reads my fics, so I hope this cheers her up! =D Love you dear! Us Idiots need to stick together!
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Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, but I do own the situation!
Johnny: *groggy* Jimmy?
Jimmy: *passed out on his couch*
Johnny: Oh my God…*shakes him* JIMMMMMY!
Jimmy: Hmmmm?
Johnny: What the fuck is all this shit?
Jimmy: I dunno…
Johnny: Well, it's disgusting! I mean you could at least…why is Megan Fox in our apartment?
Megan Fox: Damn…guess I'm going… See you, Jimmy *wink*
Jimmy: I love her…
Johnny:…
Jimmy: What?
Johnny: You barge into my house, you sleep on my couch, you drink my beer and eat my food, use my money and fuck Megan Fox IN MY HOUSE.
Jimmy: Your point?
Johnny: I'm sick and tired of this!
Jimmy: Are you…kicking me out?
Johnny:….yes.
Jimmy: Well, where am I supposed to go? It's not like Whatsername is gonna let me move in….
Theo: *popping out from inside Jimmy's shirt* JIMMY'S HOMELESS?
Jimmy: OH JESUS CHRIST! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!
Theo: YOU CAN MOVE IN WITH ME! IT'LL BE LIKE THE BEST SLEEPOVER EVER ONLY EVERY DAY.
Jimmy:NOOOOOO! JOHNNY PLEASE SPARE ME!
Johnny: Nope.
Jimmy: WHY?
Johnny: Cuz.
Jimmy: YOU FUCKING SUCK!
Theo: *grabs onto Jimmy happily* YAAAAAY! We're gonna have so much fun! We're gonna eat food and watch Anne Hathaway movies and then I'll get to watch you sleep and-!
Jimmy: *bawls*
***later***
Jimmy: *sitting uncomfortably on Theo's couch*
Theo: Hi Jimmy.
Jimmy: Hi Theo.
Theo: *scoots in closer* Hi Jimmy.
Jimmy: *scoots away* Goodbye Theo.
*pause*
Theo: *scoots in even closer* Hi Jimmy.
Jimmy: Go away.
Theo: *creepy whisper* Never….
Jimmy: I have 911 on speed dial.
Theo: Fine…*backs up* So…Anne Hathaway movie number one. *moves in closer again* Brokeback Mountain.
Jimmy: *shudders* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Theo: YESSSS! *grabs Jimmy* IT'S ONLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME.
Jimmy: That's…..great….
Theo: *snuggles next to Jimmy* Isn't this fun?
Jimmy: Yeah. Loads.
Theo: I knew it would be….
Jimmy: Ok…*pushes him off* I'm going to bed. And locking the door.
Theo: But…but we haven't got to the good part yet…
Jimmy: GOOD NIGHT!
***later***
Jimmy: *sleeping*
Theo: *creeps in under the door*
Jimmy: *still sleeping*
Theo: *tiptoes to the bed*
Jimmy: *turns around*
Theo: *slips into bed*
Jimmy: *turns again*
Theo: *evil grin *
Jimmy: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! *grabs pillow and hits Theo* YOU MOTHERFUCKING CREEPER RAPIST!
Theo: *getting hit* WHAT DID I DO?
Jimmy: YOU TOUCHED MY DICK, YOU BASTARD!
Theo: I did not touch it! I more…poked it, then you woke up…
Jimmy: GET OUT! *hits him again*
Theo: OK OK I'M GOING!
Jimmy: I AM NOT GOING THROUGH THIS! I'D RATHER BE HOMELESS THAN GO THROUGH THIS!
Theo: NOOOOO! DON'T LEAVE ME!* grabs onto his feet*
Jimmy: I'M GONE! NEVER COMING BACK! GOODBYE THEO!
Theo: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!*Jimmy leaves* NOOOO….Oh hey! Brokeback Mountain!
***later***
Jimmy: *falls onto Johnny's couch*
Johnny: I knew you'd be back…
Jimmy: *flips him off*
A/N: heheh….i love those two XD
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