Do You Believe In Monsters?-Chapter 1- Sweet Sixteen, First Kisses and Ferraris!
Hello out there, my loyal army of fan girls…Ra, I'm delirious…
DC66- .:mutter mumble:. You're not the one who got woken up at an ungodly hour! .:grumbles:. Damn friends…
Anyway, this is DC666 back with another evil fic about my beloved Yu-Gi-Oh.
And also DC66 is back again as my editor, proof-reader, poster (as in she posts my stories for me) and all round friendy!
DC66- Who will eventually eat your brains!
Alright, you may be thinking what the hell is going on in my sick and twisted little mind here, so, I'll give you a synopsis…
DC66- For the record, I don't wanna know.
SUMMARY- Pegasus brings back someone from the dead with serious consequences…(wink, wink) I didn't mean that! Dirty minded fan people…just think vampires…
DC66- Don't you mean: 'Dirty minded authoress person who is confusing her editor' ?
WARNING- Yaoi, Yumi (if I feel like it…which I most certainly will), Un-dead, semi-edited swearing, Shadow Powers, yamis, hikaris, death, randomness and everything you have come to expect from me from my last fic…OUT OF CHARACTER-NESS! Can't help it, it's fanFICTION, they can be as OOC as we like P
DISCLAIMER- Me? Own the rights to Yu-Gi-Oh? You gotta be kidding me! I'm still paying off the mortgage on my cardboard box! (Read 'Family Fun for Everyone' if you have no idea what I'm going on about. Or you could just assume that I've been smoking weed…whichever's easier for you…)
COUPLES- Puppyshipping, Puzzleshipping, Tendershipping, Bronzeshipping, brief Prideshipping, Tristan/Duke, Mokuba/Mai, Pegasus/Cecilia, Rebecca/Noah…and others that will develop along the way…for the sake of my fans, I will write new couples into the warning at the start of that chapter…
NICKNAMES- Joseph has Joey/Jou/Wheeler/Pup/basically any animal related name. Yugi has Yuge/aibou. Atum has A/Yami. Mokuba has 'Kuba. Cecilia has Cilia. Seto has Blue Eyes. Tristan has anything referring to the shape of his head/referring to the whole being a robotic monkey for a while thing. Rebecca has Bec/Becky/Four Eyes/Teddy Girl. Duke has Dice Dude/DD. Bakura has 'Kura. Ryou ends up with 'Oy you, yeah you' for some odd reason. Pegasus gets Max/Peg. Mai gets teased about the whole 'Madam Butterfly' thing, therefore gets Butterfly. Teá is still just the Friendship Girl (that will be staked first and foremost, by Atum, through the heart so that she stops her idiotic 'friendship' speeches).
So far I haven't decided who's point of view to write the story from, so at the start of each scene I will put in brackets who is telling the story. Like a journal that everyone shares…eg. (Duke) 'Tristan is a pointy haired freak! Serenity is cute!'
(Cecilia Pegasus' Spirit)
The silhouette of Maximillium Pegasus stood out in front of the bright computer screen. He sat bent over his work, he had been doing this for hours. He abruptly stretched, his light purple hair flowing down his back. The gap where his missing eye was, seemed like a black hole where something had disappeared from.
"I will figure out a way to bring you back, Cilia. I promise you that I will never give up hope." He whispered into the darkness. And with those few words he leant forward to continue his work, whatever it was. He may have felt alone but little did he know the forces of fate were working with the powers of the mystical Millennium Items to reunite me with my one true love…
(Mokuba Kaiba)
Sunlight found its way into my room as my elder brothers burst in singing. They pulled back the curtain that was shielding me from the sunlight trying to break through.
There was a smash in the hall and Seth's voice called out: "OOPS! My bad!"
"Happy birthday, little one!" Noah cried out as he dumped an armful of presents on my king-sized bed and went to retrieve more and more and more! There were heaps!
"Hi, happy birthday, bro." Seth leaned down hugged me and handed me a…'magazine'…and some money…
"How does it feel to be sixteen? Not that you look any different…" Seto smiled at me as he handed me an envelope that most likely held my normal birthday present of a thousand dollars.
"It feels no different to being five, ten or thirteen years of age…except that this time I have three brothers instead of just the one!" I hugged them all close then proceeded to open the envelope which this year, seemed slightly heavy and was bulging a little. I had a suspicion that he'd given me notes instead of the normal cheque. As I ripped the top I noticed something silver sitting at the bottom. Also there was a note…
'Mokuba, happy birthday. This is just a note to say IOU one red Ferrari that is sitting, parked, under your window. Do you want to take it for a test drive after you finish opening your presents? Love Seto.'
If this had have been a cartoon, my eyes would have been rolling around on the floor. I couldn't believe it! Seto had gotten me a car!
I slowly got up and out of bed and almost fell over as I rushed to reach my window. I wanted to see this! There it was, a shiny, new, sporty, blood red, almost tomato-like, Ferrari. I was stoked! This rocked!
I went back to bed and sat down. My smile was almost like I had just found out that our parents are alive and are having a baby…but that ain't gonna happen!
I happily opened my other presents. Noah seemed pleased at himself for all his presents he gave me…50 different new teddy bears to add to my collection, they were all special editions, too! I love teddy bears! I have a special room, just for my teddies!
After I had opened my presents from Seto, Seth, Noah and the staff, I got dressed. Downstairs there was a minor sound that I automatically dismissed from my mind.
I made my way downstairs by sliding on the banister as I did every other morning. I jumped off the end and walked into the enormous lounge to find all my friends standing in there with a pile of presents stacked up in a corner. "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOKUBA!" Everyone cried as they saw me.
"Oh…my…" I started, but before I could finish, behind me was a noise.
"RAA!" Rebecca 'I don't know her last name' growled in my ear. She was holding her old teddy in her arms. Some people giggled as they saw her, a fifteen year old with glasses and a teddy…
"I was going to say 'god' but, yes, Ra will do…how are you Becky?" I laughed, completely fearless.
"I thought you had out grown that thing?" Tristan Taylor pointed at the stuffed animal.
She turned and launched at him, attaching herself to his waist, to the amusement of many and the horror of others. I found it gross, Noah looked like he was keeping something from us, Tristan was trying to get her off him and Duke Devlin looked like he had a pole shoved up his…
Duke suddenly walked over and plucked the girl away from Tristan. "This is the LAST time I am saving your sorry butt, Tristan. Oh, sorry, you like to be called Tristan, the incredible, pencil-headed, robotic monkey. Don't yo-" Duke was cut off as Tristan tackled him to the ground.
"DON'T CALL ME A MONKEY! YOU'RE JUST A DICE WEARING FREAK WHO CAN'T DUEL!" Tristan yelled as he strangled Duke. That's where Joey Wheeler decided to stick his head in…
"You can't say that Tristan, you duel worse than Rebecca's teddy bear!" He laughed.
"Nice one, Pup. You learned well." Seto placed his arm around Joey's waist.
"I had the best tutor around, Blue Eyes." Jou gently kissed Seto on the cheek.
That was breaking point. Everyone cracked. I had never heard so many people laugh at once. It was like a chain reaction, Bec giggled, Noah sniggered, Bakura Ryou fell on the floor and rolled around in silent chuckles and then Seth snorted. That got us all going, there were snorts, giggles, sniggers, laughs, cackles (courtesy of the three not-so-sane yamis), chuckles, hoots, chortles, guffaws, titters and some people were even crying!
During all the commotion, Mai Valentine was leaning on my shoulder as she laughed. When she had calmed down she turned to me with a funny look on her face.
"'Kuba, if you brother and Jou are gay, does that mean you could be?" I winced at the nickname Noah had given me. I looked in Mai's eyes and for the first time ever I could actually tell you what colour eyes she has and that she has the most gorgeous lavender eyes I had ever seen.
"Me? Gay? You gotta be kidding me! I could never look at another male like that!" I exclaimed.
She smiled. "Oh good. So that means that I could do this and you wouldn't mind?" She leant down and kissed me on the cheek. "Happy birthday, 'Kuba." She smiled shyly and walked off.
"Mai, wait!" I ran after her. "Lean down, please, you're kind of tall." She leaned forward again and I kissed her gently on the lips. Then when she realised, she kissed me back! She kissed me back!
"Want to take my new car for a spin later on?" I gestured to the red Ferrari out front.
"Sure, 'Kuba. Why not?" She pointed at the party. "But we should concentrate on this first." She quickly kissed me again and went to walk away. I grabbed her arm.
"Stand next to me when I cut the cake?" I asked. Knowing what I meant she smiled cheekily.
Aw…such a cute couple…What d'ya think? Not really like the last one, but I'll work on that.
DC66- doob…Mai's like, ten years older than Mokuba…care to explain the ages?
DC666- forget it, I'm not explaining myself to the likes of you!
DC66- fine then, I'll just toddle off and delete all your fics…reviews…character privileges…
DC666- I'm sorry! Please forgive me, my precious yami!
DC66- o.O Stay away from the sugar, kid
DC666- But you're my yamiiiiiiiii .:evil sugar-induced grin:.
DC66- …No, I'm your editor .:sweatdrops:. Why don't we pull some random YGO bishies out of the closet? .:wink:. .:reaches in and pulls out Yami and Yugi who are…barely clothed –cough-:.
DC666- SQUEE! .:glomps:.
Yami- EVIIIIIIIIL! .:attacks DC666:.
Yugi- D serves her right, pulling us out of our bedroom like that!
Yami- Actually, aibou, it was the swimming pool
DC66- …never though my perverted mind would say this, but that's too much info.
DC666- There's never too much info when you're around .:suddenly gets knocked out:. #.#
DC66- .:shifty eyes:. I didn't see any evil yami's come by with a giant pole made specifically for knocking authoresses out
Yami- Neither did I! .:whistles innocently:.
Yugi- .:cute, innocent eyes:. Would I ever lie to one of you, the precious readers who have the potential to review? .:bats eyelashes:.
DC666- .:wakes up:. Oh…my….god….you are such a suck up!
DC66- Shuddup! It's your fic we're trying to get them to review!
DC666- ooops…
DC66- .:shakes head with a sigh:. Ok, moving on
This one's gonna be Humour/Horror/Romance so we'll see.
Isn't 'Kuba' cute?
I like Jou so I'm gonna use it more often than Joey.
DC66- .:puffs out chest proudly:. That would be my doing XD
RED FERRARI! I like fast cars, I like red, I like Seto, Mokuba, Bakura and Malik (I shouldn't have said that) and I also like chocolate. (Where did that come from? Oh yeah, the half-eaten block of 'Cadbury Dairy Milk' chocolate that is sitting on my bed next to me.)
Yami- .:grins seductively:. My aibou and I are going to the store to get a few…necessities…
Yugi- .:grins:.
When I was writing this, I just thought…Mokuba Kaiba…16…lots of money…CAR!…red… convertible…fast…Mokuba is getting a blood red Ferrari for his sixteenth…I should ask Seto for permission to date his brother…it'll never happen…
This is usually where I'd say 'Over to DC66 for a random moment…' but I'm not gonna because I want to plug my other fic!
Title- Family Fun for Everyone!
Authoress- Duh, ME! The Partially Random, Semi-Almighty DC666ness of Pizza…uh, I mean Doom!
Genre- Funny…
Category- Yu-Gi-Oh!
Couples- Lots! Puppyshipping, Yugi/Ryou, Bakura/Malik, Serenity/Marik, Teá/Mai, Atum/Noah, Mokuba/Alexis (OC).
Status- Whenever I feel like it I may or may not type enough to make a chapter…but right now I'm thinking of a good plot for the next few chapters…('KICK ME!' signs; water bottles & white school blouses; hiding the curling wand, straightening iron and hair gel; also a few other mean things…)
Original Characters (OC)- Alexandra (Alexis/Alex) & Lucas (Luke) Moto (Yugi's elder siblings who happen to be twins and own the Millennium Scales). Isis & Yamato (Maat) Muto (Atum's elder siblings who also happen to be twins and spiritually posses the Millennium Scales).
Warnings- Yaoi, brief Yumi, hot yamis and CEOs, randomness, nudity, sexual references, semi-edited cursing, Shadow Powers, arson, boredom, death, destruction, illegal acts of cruelty, STDs, suicide attempts and other weird stuff…
Yeah, now I'll let my editor take over and…yes… .:Sticks head out of cardboard box:. .:Shouts:. "OI! DC66! GET YOUR FAT A DOWN HERE SO THAT YOU CAN DO A RANDOM MOMENT OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE GONNA DO!" Just a second…
DC66- does she have any idea that I'm sitting next to her?
Here she is, the one, the only, the fatheaded…wait for it…DreamCherry66! .:Canned applause:. .:Mumbles to self:. I've gotta stop buying that stuff…
DC66- Ok, vote for something peeps, do you want random moments, random thoughts, or random things throw at random YGO characters? Or we could have a mini-talk show where you ask your favorite characters questions and they answer them…in the most sarcastic way possible. Seeing as the Random Moments for 'Family Fun for Everyone!' are in every odd-numbered chapter, for this fic it will be every even-numbered chapter!
Reviewers review, readers read and writers will write!