Shinra's summer vacation 2:Rufus's swimming party
[Rufus's office]
Rufus: [Steps outside] Ah Midgar. What a great city. I can just smell the pollution and acid rain...
Scarlet: President! Heiddger sat on my favorite dress again!!!
Rufus: Take care of your own problems. I can't take care of all my executives all the time.
Elena: PRESIDENT!!!!! There's a spider near my pistol....
Rufus: Oh I'll take care of him. [FIrtes his shotgun at the spider and blows it up] There.
Elena: Thanks!
Reno: [Come's in wearing a Hawaiian T-shirt,Board shorts and sunglasses] I'm going down to the pool on the 42nd fllor! Anyone wanna come?
Rufus: Yeah! Let's have a pool party!
Reno: The last time we had somthing like this you married Elena.
Rufus: And I'm happy with it.
Reno: True....
Rufus: COme on let's go.
[Pool]
Scarlet: Kyahahahaha!!!!! Today is a great day for I Scarlet head of SHinra specical weapons development!!!! Kyahahahahaha
Heiddeger: Gyahahahaahahahahaahaha I Col. Heiddeger am having a blast!
Reporter: Hi I am Alsa from SHin-Ra T.v. with my camera man Ryu from the hit video game Street Fighter II. We are reporting on the SHin-Ra company pool party.
Ryu: Yes and I hope no one is a real jerk.
Reno: Hey your that guy from that fighting game!!! Ha ha Final Fantasy VII rules!!! Street fighter sucks!!!
Ryu: HADOUKEN!!!! [A blue burst of energy hit's Reno and knocks him into a wall]
Heiddeger: Gyahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Rufus: What did I tell you about that stupid Horse laugh....
Alsa: Oh Mr. President there you are. This is my friend Ryu and we are reporting the pool party.
Rufus: What a crew.
Ryu: It seems that you and your workers are having a fun time.
Rufus: Ah yes we're playing a good old game of "Smile for the camera's or I'll shoot you". [Rufus raises his shotgun and fires at an unhappy employee.
Alsa: Okay.....
Heiddeger: Gya Gya Gyahahahaha!!! [Reno pushes Heiddeger in the pool and he sinks to the bottom]
Reno: Pest. Hey look what brought. [Pulls out some M 80 firecrackers]
Rude: RENO DON'T!!!!!!!!!!! [Explosiopn knocks Reno into the diving board]
Tseng: I think I'll go to the bathroom.....
Rufus: Where is Reeve?
Elena: He is making a deal with someone.
Rufus: Come on Elena let's go for a swim.
Elena: Sure!!! [Climbs on Rufus's back]
[Boat]
Reeve: So you will sell me the stuff?
Dealer: Yeah....Marajuana 10 pounds for 10,000 gil.
Reeve: Excellent. Shin-Ra will thrive.
Reno: Hi guys!
Reeve: How did you get here?
Reno: Rufus sent me. Want some firecrackers.
Reeve: NO!!!! [Boat explodes]
[Hospital]
[Reno is in a full body cast]
Rude: [Gives Reno a fruit basket]
Tseng: [Gives Reno one of those crappy Get well soon cards]
Elena: That's all the get well gifts. Rufus and the Shinra army gave you a golden chochobo.
Reno: Murrrfmurrrf.
Nurse: He said thank you. [The remaining Turks leave keepinmg Reno stranded with a bedpan in one hand]
Reno: MURRRRRRFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!
The End