"I'm gonna say the N word." K. Rool proclaimed dramatically, making his opponents, Kirby and Ganondorf gasp in horror.
"THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THE N WORD!" Kirby screeched as he crouched, all while K. Rool shook his fat for the fat fetish lovers to get erections from.
Suddenly, Kirby broke out an Assist Trophy and summoned Starfy who did a weak-ass spin to kill K. Rool because K. Rool was at 5729%.
"Lord Ganondorf, I've done it, I stopped racism." Kirby and Stafy bowed to the Gerudo King. But suddenly Ridley flew in.
"Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do! I'm gonna say the N word!" Ridley gloated.
"LORD GANONDORF GET DOWN!" Kirby and Starfy pushed Ganondorf away and were obliteratedED by Ridley's N Word Laser, thus Ganondorf was spared for hearing the accursed word.
Ganondorf yelled as he saw Kirby and Starfy get hit by the laser that reduced to them Ash, as Ridley did a fortnite dance to celebrate.
Ganondorf then used the Equal Rights sword to stab Ridley to kill him until he was dead.
The next day, a funeral was held and every fictional character was there.
Popstar cried for their defender that died so young.
Pufftop sobbed for their prince that perished before he was king.
Bayonetta mourned about her nerfs in Smash Ultimate, so Pichu forward smashed her witch out of the funeral.
But the one who wept the most is Ganondorf, bitter tears going down his face for the heroes that saved him from the horrifying N word, and vows to be a hero in the honor of the two.
The end now do something productive with your life.