New Fanfic.
Just came into mind.
I really haven't thought the whole story through.
But I still wanted to publish it.
If you want me to continue, just send me message or comment on the story.
UN-BETAED Don't mind the mistakes and wrong grammars.
HETALIA/JUSTICE LEAGUE
Rooohooooo! This is the most fucking best day of my every heroic day of my life!
Nahahahaha!
Why? Do you ask, well because I have finally met my super fucking amazing and great idols! That's why!
Nahahahahaha! It was like Boom! Pow! Flash! Bang Bang! Pwuu Pwuu! Clash and Clang! Whoosh! And and!
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You're not getting what I'm saying, do you?
Nope, you don't. Okay, okay I'm getting ahead of myself. Sigh, alright alright. I'll explain it in the old fashioned way.
It all started during the usual boring World Meeting.
World Meeting
The meeting room was filled with lively countries discussing, sleeping, fighting or ignoring and minding their own business.
Germany was sitting in his chair getting annoyed that the meeting once again getting nowhere, then out of nowhere an empty cup hit him on the head. He had enough, he stood up and slammed his hands on the table and shouted with all his might. "ENOOUUUGH!"
Everyone stopped what they were doing and froze then looked at the person who shouted and whimper. "Germany?"
Germany sat back down then everyone followed. Satisfied that everyone sat back down and had all their attention. "All right, now that everyone settled down we can finally start with the meeting." He sighed and continued, "America will start with his report."
"Nahahahaha! Finally it's the Hero's turn to shine!" America stood up as he bro-fist the air, then he leans forward and puts both of his hands on the table. "Alright, I brought something that I developed. Tony, bring it in!"
Everyone look at him confused, then an alien entered from the door. The alien walked up to America and they talked to each other, but all they understood that the alien keep saying "Fucking and Bitch" and America just laughs and keeps saying " Cool! Rock on Dude!" It seems like they are having a conversation somehow and magically understands each other.
After their little chat, the alien handed America a remote and America took it and faced the audience with a big grin. "Alright, dudes!"
He placed a hand the alien. "Tony, my friend here, is helping to show you how we can help the world with global warming."
He pressed the button on the remote, then a couple of helmets appeared. The helmet look like they came out of a sci-fi movies.
America taps on the helmet and continue his speech. "These helmets here will be the answers to our problems."
Then Japan interrupted, " I'm sorry, America-san, but how wirr helrmets solrve *our* ( Japanese pronouns it as R) probrem?"
"Nahahaha. Well Japan, my friend, these helmets here are miniature time machine." America giving Japan a hero smile and a wink, that could make anyone swoon, making Japan blush a bit.
America continued, " We can use these helmets to change the past mistakes we made or stop the possible things that are the cause of global warming."
Everyone was dumbfounded and thought that it was stupidly impossible and insane. They always knew that America is an idiot but not to this extent.
England had enough and shouted, "America! You idiot Git! That's the most idiotic idea you have come up with from your past idiotic and stupidly insane ideas!"
America pouted and insulted back,"My ideas ain't stupid or idiotic! At least my inventions are better than your magic, that you are a failure at, and better than the rocks you make, the so called scones. Also why don'cha just go talk to your imaginary friends that you believe that they are fairies and magical creature!" America took one of the helmets and set it on his head, "I'll show you that my invention works! You Jerk!"
England felt insulted, he stood up and shouted,"Use proper English, you Git! Ain't is not a word and a proper contraction! Use Don't you and NOT don'cha! Also my cooking is great and they are not rocks but scones!" England was so angry that he took out his wand and pointed at America, "My magic is real and I'm not a failure at it! And My Friends are Real, they are Real! I'll show you it's real!"
America activated the helmet and at the same time England cast a spell on America. Everyone in the room just watched what was happening, the next thing they saw was small sparks, beeping lights and tiny flashing fireworks.
Everyone quickly ran out of them, except for America and England. As soon as everyone evacuated from the room and shut the door, there was a huge explosion.
After the commotion died out, everyone opened the door and looked inside.
Smokes were everywhere, chairs were scattered, the table was a wreck and England was covered in soot and his clothes were messy and some parts were burnt.
Canada looked around the room and asked, "Where's America?"
Everyone was surprised that Canada appeared out off nowhere even though he was there the whole time. Then everyone remembered Canada's question, then looked around the room.
The only person in the room was England and there was no sign of America. America has disappeared and the only question that everyone had in their head was 'Where is America?'
DC COMIC UNIVERSE
JUSTICE LEAGUE: SPACE, WATCH-TOWER
"We have gathered for this meeting to discuss about this team." Superman spoke to his fellow teammate.
"What's wrong with the time?" Flash asks dumbly.
"The team is too thin." Batman answered bluntly.
Etc etc. blah blah Blah~ Team discussion (Too Lazy to write them)
"Well, a new potential teammate can't appear out of no where!" Flash spoke jokingly.
Then suddenly their meeting was interrupted by the alarm.
INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT UNKNOWN UNAUTHORIZED LIFE FORM HAVE BEEN DETECTED INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT.
"Find the intruder and capture it, use force if necessary." Superman commanded, the heroes split up to find the intruder.
EARLIER DURING THE JL MEETING: WITH AMERICA
A light flashed and blinded the area, after the light faded, a figure landed on the ground with a thud.
"Oouw, fuck, dat hurts like shit! I'm so not doin' dat again!" America slowly trying to get up on his feet.
"Where da hell Am I?" America questioned himself as he stretched and rubbed his aching body.
America looked around and smiled insanely. "Uuuurooohooo! Hell Yeah! My invention worked! In yo face Jerk-brows!"
After a few moment of celebrating.
"mmmh... It looks like instead of sending me to the past it sent me to the future." America spoke as he looked at the futuristic tech around him, then he turned around and looked at the window.
The scene America see outside was space, as in outer space, the Earth was right in front of him. The last time he the Earth was when he went to the moon with Neil Armstrong, but that's another story that would be told another time.
His train of thoughts and moment of amazement was interrupted by the sound of the alarm.
INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT UNKNOWN UNAUTHORIZED LIFE FORM HAS BEEN DETECTED INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT
Then America realized that he was the intruder.
"Oh, Fuck!" As soon as he spoke he felt a presence heading his way at a fast pace. He turned around and found a man standing, he was in a red costume with yellow lightning bolts.
They both looked at each other for a moment creating a tension between them, then America spoke awkwardly to break the tension.
"Ah...Sup bro?"
Well that's it Hope Enjoyed it.
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