Very Funny Fan Fiction

Previously titled "Fan Fiction that Really Sucks"

Disclaimer: All of these fan fic summaries are made up by me. They are for entertainment purposes only. If anyone has written a story like one of them, forgive me for making fun of it. I'm sure it doesn't suck. Oh yeah, and I don't own any characters, blah, blah, blah, you get it by now.

A/N: I had to change this so it wasn't a list. Now it's a list INSIDE a story…get it?

One day, Erik was surfing the web and came across some really funny fan fiction. He thought it was so funny that he decided to send it to me! Here are some of them:

The Phantom of Care-a-lot by OperaHeart

Your favorite bears are back in this novel-length variation of The Phantom of the Opera. Ever wonder what would have happened if those fuzzy Care Bears and their Cousins jumped into their cloud cars and came down from Care-a-lot to help our favorite masked man find the tenderness inside him? Well then, this is your story!

The Phantom of Manhattan by Frederick Forsyth

Erik moves to Manhattan, is suddenly restored to the age of 25, becomes a rich opera patron, worships money, and has a kid with Christine named Pierre. Pierre, by the way, thinks Raoul, Christine's husband, is his father when he is actually a eunuch. Oh wait, this can't be right…Who would EVER think of writing a story as RETARDED as this one?

Sweet Transvestite from Paris, France! By FrankLova

Distressed over losing Christine, Erik goes out for a carriage ride one night. When his wheel falls off, he ventures out into a storm to find help. This is when he comes across the Frankenstein Place and Dr. Frank 'N' Furter himself! Erik then decides to give up thoughts of Christine, for in just seven days, Frank could make him a man!

Happily Ever After by NSYNCjt12

Instead of choosing Raoul, Christine chooses Erik and they get married and live happily ever after. The end. No, really, the end.

The Truer Love by Julia James

Saddened by Erik's story, Julia James goes back in time to make it right and get Christine and him together. However, she never predicted that she would fall in love herself! (No! Never!)

Louis, My Love by BradTomKissage

Erik, seeking refuge from thoughts of Christine and the streets of Paris, moves to New Orleans. There, he meets the vampires Lestat and Louis, who show him just how to get over his love for Christine. (WARNING: Rated XXX for graphic detail and some drawings I put in. Hosted by the site www.GirlsWhoWantBradandTomtoKiss.net)

Erik and I had a good laugh over these and hope to find more online one day. The End.

Okay, what did you think? May I remind you that I'm just kidding and again sincerely apologize if these are anyone's real stories. I was bored today, that's all. Also, lists are forbidden now so I was made to change this to a story, which is kind of pathetic, but it gets the job done. Ta ta!