i was reading an avengers comic book it was issue 69 (xdddd get it 69) and were the avngrs where figting ultron but ultron was waaaay to powerful so he was a bout to beat thema but ten the avngers said we need ur help! and i was teletranported to th comic book it felt weird but like and then i see all the avengers and they be like finish ultron were 2 weak rn and i got were ultron was and he laughed and said hahahahahaha weak human mortal your powers cant compare to my and then i said no ur wrong im the most powerful guy on earth fucking bitch and i punched his vibrenium body tahat reveled an autodestruction buton i pushed it and ultron died then cap said i thing we found a new member for our team then every1 noded and i be like yeah im mighty and then they take me to the stark tower to celebr8 and then i went to the bathroom and black widow followed me and said ur the best and started to give me a blowjob but i said not yet slut ur not worthy of my body yet then she said ok baby and then everybody drank beer and smoked weed and we also played some call of duty of course im an exprt so i beat everybody tony was second cuz he is good with tecnology ten cap cuz and then thor but thor broke the controler because he raged wen i noscoped him xddddddddd but ten every1 was alredy gong to bed and i decide to watch gravite fals on tv but ten ultron apeared on the screen and said i will be back... i woke up every1 and they said were not worried cuz you are here now then the next day there was somthing about a bad guy a really powerful in the news and cap said avengers ass but then i punched him in the face and i told him no im the new leader so i say it now he said ok leader we trust in u and i said avengers assemble!