Owen Harper is...
Opinionated, and has a creative response for every situation, even when hes just been brought back from the dead
Witty, how else would he be able to come up with all the retorts?
Enlightening, I did not know someone could be that snarky, or have a swear word for everything
Negative, but he cares about people even if he dosn't show it that often
Hot, what he is, at least Gwen and Tosh must think so, and Jack flirts with him enough, and he is hot
Annoying, but we love him anyway; what would Torchwood be without our favorite snarky bastard?
Rude, could not think of anything else, please give me ideas, and he is rude
Popular with all the Torchwood fans, even if we all want to strangle him at some point
English, what, he is, you think of something better, please
Realistic and very very sarcastic about anyone and everything