Mistake!!!
By: akaSailor Mars
Usual disclaimer. I own none of the charicters except Kelly. This story was inspired by
Mandy Moo-Moo and her story Of Wedding Rings and Chicken Wings.
"How cool was that!" said Lily as she, James, Sirius and Kelly walked into
their newapartment. "I've never herd of a joint wedding before, but you have to
admit, it was pretty cool."
"Look at this!! A chicken cooker!!!" Sirius exclaimed.
"Sirius, don't touch that! You might hurt yourself or worse break it!" Kelly
screeched.
"But honey you know how much I love chicken. Let's cook that BIG chicken
we got at the store yesterday! It looks so yummy! I LOVE CHICKEN!!!!!!"
James and Lily were rolling on the floor laughing. Kelly was tapping her foot
impatintly.
"Sirius, we didn't get chicken from the store," she said with a sly grin. "We
got TURKEY!"
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sirius cried. Sirius sobbed
for the next 2 hours.
"Lets look at our wedding pictures and certificates," Lily suggested in hopes
to cheer Kelly up.
"OK. Sirius come here. Stop crying its just a turkey. We'll go to KFC later.
Now sit down and shut up."
"But I already cooked the turkey." Sirius sniffed.
James cleared his throat and said,"I belive I cooked the turkey 2 hours ago
while you were throughing a fit. Widdle Swius," James snapped.
"Anyway, where'd you put the Albums James??"asked Lily.
"They're probobly on the table," answered James.
Lily dug through the mounds of gifts on the table. A blender from her mom.
A set of stainless steel silver ware from Reemus. A cheese and sausage basket from
Peter. Floo Powder(even though they didn't have a fireplace). Some very nice china
from Kelly's parents. A set of books from Manerva McGonagal. 100 Gallions from
Professor Dumbledore. Many other things scatered the table and floor including a T.V.,
stationary, Gift certificates, and shelves.
Lily finally found the maroon and gold albums. They were very beautiful.
There was something strange about them though. She examened each album closely.
She screamed and dropped them.
"What??" Kelly saidd as she rushed over to Lily who was gostly white. Kelly
picked up the albums and imidiutly fainted.
"I-I-I," Lily stutered."I-I'm m-m-maried t-t-t-to S-"
"Of course your maried," James interupted.
"I'M MARIED TO SIRIUS!!!!!!!" she screeched.
"No your not!" Sirius laughed.
Lily opened up the album that clearly said 'Lily and Sirius' and on the first
page there was a certificate. Lily studied it and fainted. Then Sirius picked it up laughing
histaricly, and turned pale.
"J-J-James..."Sirius started.
James turned around, stared at Sirius and suddenly grew very pale. "Oh, no."
he wispered. "How could this happen?"
Lily and Kelly popped up and Sirius brightened. Kelly, Sirius, and Lily all
started laughing.
"Why are you laughing??" James said in a very clueless tone.
"It was just a prank James!" giggled Lily.
"A WHAT?????" James yelled.
"A prank. Ya' know a gag. We fooled ya' prongs." said Sirius.
" I know what it means Sirius." snapped a very upset James.
"It's ok honey. We're sorry. We just couldn't resist." said Lily, sensing James
was really hurt.
James through the water in his glass at Lily. Everyone froze. James and Lily
started laughing hystaricly. Kelly and Sirius soon joined in.
THE END
Haha! Wasn't that funny?? Not really but thats ok. Don't flame me. I wrote this for my
own pleasure. Please Reveiw! Bye!
akaSailor Mars
By: akaSailor Mars
Usual disclaimer. I own none of the charicters except Kelly. This story was inspired by
Mandy Moo-Moo and her story Of Wedding Rings and Chicken Wings.
"How cool was that!" said Lily as she, James, Sirius and Kelly walked into
their newapartment. "I've never herd of a joint wedding before, but you have to
admit, it was pretty cool."
"Look at this!! A chicken cooker!!!" Sirius exclaimed.
"Sirius, don't touch that! You might hurt yourself or worse break it!" Kelly
screeched.
"But honey you know how much I love chicken. Let's cook that BIG chicken
we got at the store yesterday! It looks so yummy! I LOVE CHICKEN!!!!!!"
James and Lily were rolling on the floor laughing. Kelly was tapping her foot
impatintly.
"Sirius, we didn't get chicken from the store," she said with a sly grin. "We
got TURKEY!"
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sirius cried. Sirius sobbed
for the next 2 hours.
"Lets look at our wedding pictures and certificates," Lily suggested in hopes
to cheer Kelly up.
"OK. Sirius come here. Stop crying its just a turkey. We'll go to KFC later.
Now sit down and shut up."
"But I already cooked the turkey." Sirius sniffed.
James cleared his throat and said,"I belive I cooked the turkey 2 hours ago
while you were throughing a fit. Widdle Swius," James snapped.
"Anyway, where'd you put the Albums James??"asked Lily.
"They're probobly on the table," answered James.
Lily dug through the mounds of gifts on the table. A blender from her mom.
A set of stainless steel silver ware from Reemus. A cheese and sausage basket from
Peter. Floo Powder(even though they didn't have a fireplace). Some very nice china
from Kelly's parents. A set of books from Manerva McGonagal. 100 Gallions from
Professor Dumbledore. Many other things scatered the table and floor including a T.V.,
stationary, Gift certificates, and shelves.
Lily finally found the maroon and gold albums. They were very beautiful.
There was something strange about them though. She examened each album closely.
She screamed and dropped them.
"What??" Kelly saidd as she rushed over to Lily who was gostly white. Kelly
picked up the albums and imidiutly fainted.
"I-I-I," Lily stutered."I-I'm m-m-maried t-t-t-to S-"
"Of course your maried," James interupted.
"I'M MARIED TO SIRIUS!!!!!!!" she screeched.
"No your not!" Sirius laughed.
Lily opened up the album that clearly said 'Lily and Sirius' and on the first
page there was a certificate. Lily studied it and fainted. Then Sirius picked it up laughing
histaricly, and turned pale.
"J-J-James..."Sirius started.
James turned around, stared at Sirius and suddenly grew very pale. "Oh, no."
he wispered. "How could this happen?"
Lily and Kelly popped up and Sirius brightened. Kelly, Sirius, and Lily all
started laughing.
"Why are you laughing??" James said in a very clueless tone.
"It was just a prank James!" giggled Lily.
"A WHAT?????" James yelled.
"A prank. Ya' know a gag. We fooled ya' prongs." said Sirius.
" I know what it means Sirius." snapped a very upset James.
"It's ok honey. We're sorry. We just couldn't resist." said Lily, sensing James
was really hurt.
James through the water in his glass at Lily. Everyone froze. James and Lily
started laughing hystaricly. Kelly and Sirius soon joined in.
THE END
Haha! Wasn't that funny?? Not really but thats ok. Don't flame me. I wrote this for my
own pleasure. Please Reveiw! Bye!
akaSailor Mars