Nero unit user's guide

(life size model)

For all people that love the DMC series and manga alike I want to thank whoever the person who created the user guides. I assume that the people that read my stories have manga experience and are fangirls and or fanboys. If not then here:

Yaoi: Homosexual, boy's love

WARNING: some of the material in this may be suggestive and may contain yaoi please don't like don't read.

P.S. If you post a mean comment your comment will automatically erased. Just saying.

[WARNING] WE ARE NOT RESPONSABLE FOR ANY DAMAGE CAUSED TO YOU OR YOUR HOME OR ANYONE ELSE WHILE USING A Nero unit.

Your Nero unit comes with:

one (1) long blue trench coat

two (2) red hooded shirts

four (4) blackish bluish jeans

One blue rose gun (warning really works)

One Red Queen sword (warning really pointy!)

[p.s. you can order more from The A.U.C. (anime unit company)]

You can also get extra bullets for Blue Rose

There are a couple of ways to unpack your Nero unit

Yell "Oh my F—king god there's a demon!" Nero will automatically rip apart the cardboard and look around frantically for a demon. Just a warning he may impale you with a sword or shoot you full of holes.

Well… you can get a Kiryie unit but you may get jealous just another warning.

You can get a Dante unit he will either try to kill him or kiss him. (depending if you ordered the yaoi special edition or not)

Well you can drag him out but that's not really recommended since he probably weighs a lot because of the metal.

Now there are a couple of different modes and settings to this unit.

Bodyguard: He will protect you no matter what. He may attract unwanted demonic attention.

Puppy: This may cause "Aww…so cute" moments. He will come running everytime you call his name and rub his nose with his thumb. (So cute!)

Yaoi mode: [locked] You can get this mode only if you upgrade and or order it special.

Demon Slayer: If you have a Dante unit he will automatically go into this mode from time to time. Usually Nero will disappear for a few hours and come back later. Don't worry about it.

Cleaning: Do not attempt to clean this unit he will not like it. He is very religious so you can imagine the discomfort.

Food: Anything will do. But not pizza all the time you crazy obsessed fans. I swear some of you think that eating a whole pizza will give you demon slaying abilities. (looks at my friend) huh she turned away oh well.

Questions anyone?

"My Nero unit hasn't been here for hours and I can't find him he went out with my Dante unit?"

Well all you have to do is either call "Help!" really loud or since Dante is with him the just put a box of pizza out and put a fan next to it he'll be here in a couple of minutes. If you mean the other kind of out well sorry but can't help you there.

"Omg I want my money back. He impaled me with his sword!"

Umm… you know I had a huge bold cased lettering saying we are not responsible for any damage caused by the unit once you purchase it. So sorry but we keep your money…hello? You there…?

"I didn't order a Yaoi mode Nero and he just started to kiss Dante!"

Well all you have to do is say his cereal code and say the mode that you want. By the way you either need to pay extra or send back for a refund or get a new Nero unit. Yaoi mode was a extra and costs more.

Well that's all! Reviews are appreciated and I will be making more such as Dante and Vergil and other DMC characters. Also coming soon "Vampire knight" unit series also coming soon.